Друзья: Чендлер против задир - 1

Man, I am so beat.

mæn, aɪ æm soʊ bit.

Oh, yeah.

oʊ, jæ.

Hey, (do) you want to just forget about racquetball and hang out here?

heɪ, (du) ju wɔnt tɪ ʤɪst fərˈgɛt əˈbaʊt ˈrækətˌbɔl ənd hæŋ aʊt hir?

Yeah, all right.

jæ, ɔl raɪt.

Hey, you are in our seats.

heɪ, ju ər ɪn ɑr sits.

Oh sorry. We didn't know.

oʊ ˈsɑri. wi ˈdɪdənt noʊ.

Hey, we were sitting there.

heɪ, wi wər ˈsɪtɪŋ ðɛr.

Okay. There is one more way to say it. Who knows it?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ðɛr ɪz wən mɔr weɪ tɪ seɪ ɪt. hu noʊz ɪt?

Is that supposed to be funny?

ɪz ðət səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi ˈfəni?

Nah, actually, I was just going for colorful.

nɑ, ˈæˌkʧuəli, aɪ wɑz ʤɪst goʊɪŋ fər ˈkələrfəl.

What's with this guy?

wəts wɪθ ðɪs gaɪ?

What's with you?

wəts wɪθ ju?

Uh, nothing. Nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.

ə, ˈnəθɪŋ. ˈnəθɪŋz wɪθ ɪm. ˌɛnˈʤɔɪ jʊr ˈkɔfi.

What just happened?

wət ʤɪst ˈhæpənd?

I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My joke is that I took your hat.

aɪ ʤɪst tʊk jʊr hæt. si, aɪ kən bi ˈfəni tu. maɪ ʤoʊk ɪz ðət aɪ tʊk jʊr hæt.

That is funny. Can I have it back?

ðət ɪz ˈfəni. kən aɪ hæv ɪt bæk?

No.

noʊ.

No?

noʊ?

No.

noʊ.

Okay. Okay. You know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But come on guys,

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ju noʊ wət? aɪ θɪŋk jʊr ˈvɛri ˈfəni. ˈkudoʊs ɔn ðət hæt ʤoʊk. bət kəm ɔn gaɪz,

just give him back the hat.

ʤɪst gɪv ɪm bæk ðə hæt.

Why should we?

waɪ ʃʊd wi?

Because it's a special hat. See, he bought it because he was feeling really down one day. So he got

bɪˈkəz ɪts ə ˈspɛʃəl hæt. si, hi bɔt ɪt bɪˈkəz hi wɑz ˈfilɪŋ ˈrɪli daʊn wən deɪ. soʊ hi gɑt

the hat to cheer himself up, you know. Chandler...

ðə hæt tɪ ʧɪr hɪmˈsɛlf əp, ju noʊ. ˈʧændlər...

Stop talking. Stop talking now! Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?

stɑp ˈtɔkɪŋ. stɑp ˈtɔkɪŋ naʊ! lɛt mi ʤɪst gɪt ðɪs streɪt. jʊr ˈæˌkʧuəli ˈstilɪŋ maɪ hæt?

You got a problem with that?

ju gɑt ə ˈprɑbləm wɪθ ðət?

No. I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

noʊ. aɪ ʤɪst wɔnt tɪ meɪk ʃʊr wɪr ɔn ðə seɪm peɪʤ.

Hi.

haɪ.

What's the matter with you?

wəts ðə ˈmætər wɪθ ju?

Some mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.

səm min gaɪz æt ðə ˈkɔfi haʊs tʊk maɪ hæt.

No.

noʊ.

It was ridiculous. These guys, they were bullies. Actual bullies. You know, we're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed

ɪt wɑz rɪˈdɪkjələs. ðiz gaɪz, ðeɪ wər ˈbʊliz. ˈækʧəwəl ˈbʊliz. ju noʊ, wɪr ˈgroʊˌnəps. ðɪs kaɪnd əv stəf ˈɪzənt səˈpoʊzd

to happen anymore.

tɪ ˈhæpən ˌɛniˈmɔr.

Oh... Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.

oʊ... oʊ, noʊ, weɪt ə ˈmɪnət. aɪ hæv noʊ wən.

Hey, well, let's go down there and get your hat back.

heɪ, wɛl, lɛts goʊ daʊn ðɛr ənd gɪt jʊr hæt bæk.

Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.

fərˈgɛt ɪt. ɪts ˈprɑbəˌbli strɪpt ənd soʊld fər pɑrts baɪ naʊ.

Hey, isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat?

heɪ, ˈɪzənt ðət ðə gaɪ hu juzd tɪ wɛr jʊr hæt?

And look where they're sitting.

ənd lʊk wɛr ðɛr ˈsɪtɪŋ.

You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.

jʊr ˈʤoʊkɪŋ, raɪt? ju gaɪz ʤɪst wɔkt θru ðə dɔr.

Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.

ˈmeɪbi wi ˈdɪdənt meɪk ɪt klɪr ɪˈnəf.

Yeah!

jæ!

This couch belongs to us.

ðɪs kaʊʧ bɪˈlɔŋz tɪ ˈjuˈɛs.

I'll tell you what. You call the couch, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.

aɪl tɛl ju wət. ju kɔl ðə kaʊʧ, ənd ðɛn wɪl kɔl ðə kaʊʧ, ənd wɪl si hu ɪt kəmz tɪ.

You know what I keep wondering. Why you two are still sitting here.

ju noʊ wət aɪ kip ˈwəndərɪŋ. waɪ ju tu ər stɪl ˈsɪtɪŋ hir.

All right, that's it. I have had enough of this, all right? Gunther. These guys are trying to take our seat.

ɔl raɪt, ðæts ɪt. aɪ hæv hæd ɪˈnəf əv ðɪs, ɔl raɪt? ˈgənθər. ðiz gaɪz ər traɪɪŋ tɪ teɪk ɑr sit.

Fellas, these guys were here first.

ˈfɛləs, ðiz gaɪz wər hir fərst.

Oh sorry. Didn't realize.

oʊ ˈsɑri. ˈdɪdənt ˈriəˌlaɪz.

There you go.

ðɛr ju goʊ.

Thank you, Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.

θæŋk ju, ˈgənθər. wi ˈdɪdənt wɔnt tɪ hæv tɪ goʊ ənd du ðət.

He told on us?

hi toʊld ɔn ˈjuˈɛs?

You told on us?

ju toʊld ɔn ˈjuˈɛs?

Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice.

wɛl, pæl, ju ˈdɪdənt gɪv mi məʧ əv ə ʧɔɪs.

Don't play with his thing.

doʊnt pleɪ wɪθ hɪz θɪŋ.

I know.

aɪ noʊ.

All right. Let's take this outside.

ɔl raɪt. lɛts teɪk ðɪs ˈaʊtˈsaɪd.

Let's, let's take this outside? Who talks like that?

lɛts, lɛts teɪk ðɪs ˈaʊtˈsaɪd? hu tɔks laɪk ðət?

The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that!

ðə gaɪ huz əˈbaʊt tɪ kɪk jʊr æs tɔks laɪk ðət!

You had to ask!

ju hæd tɪ æsk!

Okay, okay, look. See, the thing is we're not going to fight you guys.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ, lʊk. si, ðə θɪŋ ɪz wɪr nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ faɪt ju gaɪz.

Well then, here's the deal. You won't have to so long as you never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.

wɛl ðɛn, hɪrz ðə dil. ju woʊnt hæv tɪ soʊ lɔŋ ɛz ju ˈnɛvər ˈɛvər ʃoʊ jʊr ˈfeɪsɪz ɪn ðɪs ˈkɔfi haʊs ˈɛvər əˈgɛn.