Друзья: Рэйчел увольняется

Rachel?

ˈreɪʧəl?

Yeah.

jæ.

Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?

du ju rɪˈmɛmbər wɪn ju fərst keɪm hir, haʊ ju spɛnt tu wiks ˈgɪtɪŋ treɪnd baɪ əˈnəðər ˈweɪtrəs?

Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?

oʊ, ʃʊr! du ju nid mi tɪ treɪn ˈsəmˌbɑdi nu?

Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.

gʊd wən. ˈæˌkʧuəli, ɑ, ˈtɛri wɔnts ju tɪ teɪk ðə ˈtreɪnɪŋ əˈgɛn, wɛˈnɛvər.

Eh, do you believe that?

ɛ, du ju bɪˈliv ðət?

Yeah?

jæ?

...and after you’ve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....

...ənd ˈæftər you’ve dɪˈlɪvərd ðə drɪŋks, ju teɪk ðə ˈɛmti treɪ....

Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there.

ˈgənθər, ˈgənθər, pliz, i’ve wərkt hir fər tu ənd ə hæf jɪrz, aɪ noʊ ðə ˈɛmti treɪz goʊ ˈoʊvər ðɛr.

What if you put them here.

wət ɪf ju pʊt ðɛm hir.

Huh. Well, you know that’s actually a really good idea because that way they’ll be closer to the mugs. You know what? You should have the other waitresses do that too.

hə. wɛl, ju noʊ that’s ˈæˌkʧuəli ə ˈrɪli gʊd aɪˈdiə bɪˈkəz ðət weɪ they’ll bi ˈkloʊzər tɪ ðə məgz. ju noʊ wət? ju ʃʊd hæv ðə ˈəðər ˈweɪtrəsɪz du ðət tu.

They already do. That’s why they call it the ‘tray spot.’

ðeɪ ɔˈrɛdi du. that’s waɪ ðeɪ kɔl ɪt ðə ‘‘tray spot.’.’

I’m, I’m sorry.

i’m, i’m ˈsɑri.

It’s all right. Sweetheart.

it’s ɔl raɪt. sˈwiˌthɑrt.

And when you have a second later, I want to show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.

ənd wɪn ju hæv ə ˈsɛkənd ˈleɪtər, aɪ wɔnt tɪ ʃoʊ ju waɪ wi don’t ʤɪst træp ˈspaɪdərz ˈəndər ˈkɔfi məgz ənd liv ðɛm ðɛr.

I’m training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.

i’m ˈtreɪnɪŋ tɪ bi ˈbɛtər æt ə ʤɑb ðət aɪ heɪt, maɪ laɪf əˈfɪʃəli səks.

Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to be a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?

lʊk ræʧ, wasn’t ðɪs səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi ə ˈtɛmpərˌɛri θɪŋ? aɪ θɔt ju ˈwɔntɪd tɪ du ˈfæʃən stəf?

Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that.

wɛl, jæ! i’m stɪl pərˈsuɪŋ ðət.

How exactly are you pursuing that? You know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?

haʊ ɪgˈzæktli ər ju pərˈsuɪŋ ðət? ju noʊ ˈəðər ðən ˈsɛndɪŋ aʊt ˈrɛzəˌmeɪz laɪk wət, tu jɪrz əˈgoʊ?

If you ask me, as long as you've got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.

ɪf ju æsk mi, ɛz lɔŋ ɛz juv gɑt ðɪs ʤɑb, juv gɑt ˈnəθɪŋ ˈpʊʃɪŋ ju tɪ gɪt əˈnəðər wən. ju nid ðə fɪr.

The fear?

ðə fɪr?

He's right. If you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.

hiz raɪt. ɪf ju kwɪt ðɪs ʤɑb, ju ðɛn hæv ˌmoʊtəˈveɪʃən tɪ goʊ ˈæftər ə ʤɑb ju ˈrɪli wɔnt.

Well then how come you’re still at a job that you hate? I mean why don’t you quit and get ‘the fear’?

wɛl ðɛn haʊ kəm you’re stɪl æt ə ʤɑb ðət ju heɪt? aɪ min waɪ don’t ju kwɪt ənd gɪt ‘‘the fear’’?

Because I’m too afraid.

bɪˈkəz i’m tu əˈfreɪd.

I don’t know. I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, you know, or a buyer. I just don’t want to be 30 and still work here.

aɪ don’t noʊ. aɪ min aɪ wʊd gɪv ˈɛniˌθɪŋ tɪ wərk fər ə dɪˈzaɪnər, ju noʊ, ər ə baɪər. aɪ ʤɪst don’t wɔnt tɪ bi 30 ənd stɪl wərk hir.

Yeah, that’d be much worse than being 28 and still working here.

jæ, that’d bi məʧ wərs ðən biɪŋ 28 ənd stɪl ˈwərkɪŋ hir.

Rachel?

ˈreɪʧəl?

Yeah.

jæ.

Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.

riˈmaɪnd mi tɪ ˌrivˈju wɪθ ju wɪʧ pɑt ɪz ˈdikæf ənd wɪʧ ɪz ˈrɛgjələr.

Can’t I just look at the handles on them?

can’t aɪ ʤɪst lʊk æt ðə ˈhændəlz ɔn ðɛm?

You would think.

ju wʊd θɪŋk.

Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what, I am a terrible waitress. Do you know why I’m a terrible waitress? Because I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, faɪn. ˈgənθər, ju noʊ wət, aɪ æm ə ˈtɛrəbəl ˈweɪtrəs. du ju noʊ waɪ i’m ə ˈtɛrəbəl ˈweɪtrəs? bɪˈkəz aɪ don’t kɛr. aɪ don’t kɛr. aɪ don’t

care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf. I don’t care where the tray spot is. I just don’t care. This is not what I want to do. So I don’t think I should

kɛr wɪʧ pɑt ɪz ˈrɛgjələr ənd wɪʧ pɑt ɪz ˈdikæf. aɪ don’t kɛr wɛr ðə treɪ spɑt ɪz. aɪ ʤɪst don’t kɛr. ðɪs ɪz nɑt wət aɪ wɔnt tɪ du. soʊ aɪ don’t θɪŋk aɪ ʃʊd

do it anymore. I’m gonna give you my week's notice.

du ɪt ˌɛniˈmɔr. i’m ˈgɑnə gɪv ju maɪ wiks ˈnoʊtɪs.

What?!

wət?!

Gunther, I quit.

ˈgənθər, aɪ kwɪt.

Does this mean we are going to have to start paying for coffee?

dɪz ðɪs min wi ər goʊɪŋ tɪ hæv tɪ stɑrt peɪɪŋ fər ˈkɔfi?