Друзья: У Росса есть сын - 2

Where are they?

wɛr ər ðeɪ?

I'm sure they'll be here soon.

əm ʃʊr ðɛl bi hir sun.

Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.

jæ, ˈhəni, ðeɪ ˈwʊdənt mɪs ðɪs.

Yeah, relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby is at zero station.

jæ, rɪˈlæks. jʊr ˈoʊnli æt naɪn ˈsɛntəˌmitərz. ənd ðə ˈbeɪbi ɪz æt ˈziroʊ ˈsteɪʃən.

Okay, you are really frightening me.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju ər ˈrɪli ˈfraɪtənɪŋ mi.

Does somebody want to help me. She's trying to rip out my heart. Uh, that's

dɪz ˈsəmˌbɑdi wɔnt tɪ hɛlp mi. ʃiz traɪɪŋ tɪ rɪp aʊt maɪ hɑrt. ə, ðæts

great. Anybody seen a nipple?

greɪt. ˈɛnibədi sin ə ˈnɪpəl?

Alright, ten centimeters, here we go.

ˌɔˈlraɪt, tɛn ˈsɛntəˌmitərz, hir wi goʊ.

Alright, honey, time to start pushing.

ˌɔˈlraɪt, ˈhəni, taɪm tɪ stɑrt ˈpʊʃɪŋ.

But they're not here yet!

bət ðɛr nɑt hir jɛt!

I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.

əm ˈsɑri, aɪ kænt tɛl ðə ˈbeɪbi tɪ weɪt fər ðɛm.

Oh, god.

oʊ, gɑd.

Okay, I got the vent open.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ gɑt ðə vɛnt ˈoʊpən.

Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben to the rescue!

haɪ, əm bɛn. əm ˈhɑˌspɪtəl ˈwərkər bɛn. ɪts bɛn tɪ ðə ˈrɛskju!

Okay! Okay! Ben, you ready?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ! ˌoʊˈkeɪ! bɛn, ju ˈrɛdi?

Yeah.

jæ.

Alright, give me your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Okay, that's it, Ben.

ˌɔˈlraɪt, gɪv mi jʊr fʊt. ˈoʊˈkeɪ, ɔn θri, bɛn. wən, tu, θri. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðæts ɪt, bɛn.

What do you see?

wət du ju si?

Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.

wɛl, ˈsuzən, aɪ si wət əˈpɪrz tɪ bi ə dɑrk vɛnt. jɛs, ɪt ɪz ɪn fækt ə dɑrk vɛnt.

Phoebs, It's open! It's open!

phoebs, ɪts ˈoʊpən! ɪts ˈoʊpən!

Wait! You forgot your legs!

weɪt! ju fərˈgɑt jʊr lɛgz!

Push! push!

pʊʃ! pʊʃ!

We're here!

wɪr hir!

Where have you been?!

wɛr hæv ju bɪn?!

Long story, honey.

lɔŋ ˈstɔri, ˈhəni.

Alright, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need.... Excuse me, can I have this?

ˌɔˈlraɪt, ˈkɛrəl, aɪ nid ju tɪ kip ˈpʊʃɪŋ. aɪ nid.... ɪkˈskjuz mi, kən aɪ hæv ðɪs?

Alright, alright, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be

ˌɔˈlraɪt, ˌɔˈlraɪt, ðɛrz ə fju tu ˈmɛni ˈpipəl ɪn ðɪs rum, ənd ðɛrz əˈbaʊt tɪ bi

one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!

wən mɔr, soʊ ˈɛnibədi huz nɑt ən ˈɛksˈhəzbənd ər ə ˈlɛzbiən laɪf ˈpɑrtnər, aʊt ju goʊ!

Good luck!

gʊd lək!

Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?

lɛt mi æsk ju, du ju hæv tɪ bi ˈkɛrəlz ˈlɛzbiən laɪf ˈpɑrtnər?

Out!

aʊt!

Alright, he's crowning. Here he comes.

ˌɔˈlraɪt, hiz ˈkraʊnɪŋ. hir hi kəmz.

Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?

lɛt mi si, aɪ ˈgɑtə si, aɪ ˈgɑtə si. oʊ, ə hɛd. oʊ, ɪts, ɪts juʤ. ˈkɛrəl, haʊ ər ju duɪŋ ðɪs?

Not helping!

nɑt ˈhɛlpɪŋ!

You're doing great. You're doing fine. Hello!

jʊr duɪŋ greɪt. jʊr duɪŋ faɪn. hɛˈloʊ!

Oh, sorry.

oʊ, ˈsɑri.

What do you see? What do you see?

wət du ju si? wət du ju si?

We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little... the fingers, oh, and

wi gɑt ə hɛd, wi gɑt ˈʃoʊldərz, wi gɑt ɑrmz, wi gɑt, oʊ, lʊk æt ðə ˈlɪtəl... ðə ˈfɪŋgərz, oʊ, ənd

a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! Alright, okay.

ə ʧɛst, ənd ə ˈstəmək. ɪts ə bɔɪ, ˈdɛfənətli ə bɔɪ! ˌɔˈlraɪt, ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

You guys, he's beautiful!

ju gaɪz, hiz ˈbjutəfəl!

Oh, thanks, Pheebs!

oʊ, θæŋks, pheebs!

No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.

noʊ ˈʃaʊtɪŋ, bət wi stɪl nid ə neɪm fər ðɪs ˈlɪtəl gaɪ.

How about Ben?

haʊ əˈbaʊt bɛn?

I like Ben.

aɪ laɪk bɛn.

Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?

bɛn. bɛn. bɛnz gʊd. haʊ kəm ju ˈnɛvər ˈmɛnʃənd bɛn ˌbiˈfɔr?

We ah, we just cooked it up.

wi ɑ, wi ʤɪst kʊkt ɪt əp.

That's what we were off doing.

ðæts wət wi wər ɔf duɪŋ.

Hi.

haɪ.

Hey.

heɪ.

Can we come in?

kən wi kəm ɪn?

Come in, come in.

kəm ɪn, kəm ɪn.

I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this

aɪ noʊ, aɪ noʊ. ˈɛvriˌbɑdi, ðɛrz ˈsəmˌwən aɪd laɪk ju tɪ mit. jæ. ðɪs ɪz bɛn. bɛn, ðɪs

is everybody.

ɪz ˈɛvriˌbɑdi.

Susan, he looks just like you.

ˈsuzən, hi lʊks ʤɪst laɪk ju.

Thanks.

θæŋks.