Друзья: Бывшая жена Росса

No, it's good, it is good. It's just that, mmmm, doesn't she seem a little angry?

noʊ, ɪts gʊd, ɪt ɪz gʊd. ɪts ʤɪst ðət, mmmm, ˈdəzənt ʃi sim ə ˈlɪtəl ˈæŋgri?

Well, she has issues.

wɛl, ʃi həz ˈɪʃuz.

Does she?

dɪz ʃi?

He's out banging other women over the head with a club while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!

hiz aʊt ˈbæŋɪŋ ˈəðər ˈwɪmən ˈoʊvər ðə hɛd wɪθ ə kləb waɪl ʃi sɪts æt hoʊm traɪɪŋ tɪ gɪt ðə ˈmæstəˌdɔn smɛl aʊt əv ðə ˈkɑrpət!

Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like "Gee, that glacier is getting kind of close." See?

ˈmɑrʃə, ðiz ər keɪv ˈpipəl. ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ðeɪ hæv ˈɪʃuz laɪk "ʤi, ðət ˈgleɪʃər ɪz ˈgɪtɪŋ kaɪnd əv kloʊz." si?

Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

ˈspikɪŋ əv ˈɪʃuz, ˈɪzənt ðət jʊr ˈɛksˈwaɪf?

No. No.

noʊ. noʊ.

Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

jɛs, ɪt ɪz. ˈkɛrəl! haɪ!

Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ, jɛs, ɪt ɪz. haʊ əˈbaʊt aɪl kæʧ əp wɪθ ju ɪn ðə aɪs eɪʤ.

Hi.

haɪ.

So...

soʊ...

You look great. I, I hate that.

ju lʊk greɪt. aɪ, aɪ heɪt ðət.

Sorry. Thanks. You look good, too.

ˈsɑri. θæŋks. ju lʊk gʊd, tu.

Ah, well, in here, anyone who stands erect. So, what's new? Still, a...

ɑ, wɛl, ɪn hir, ˈɛniˌwən hu stændz ɪˈrɛkt. soʊ, wəts nu? stɪl, ə...

A lesbian?

ə ˈlɛzbiən?

Well, you never know. How's, how's the family?

wɛl, ju ˈnɛvər noʊ. haʊz, haʊz ðə ˈfæməli?

Marty is still totally paranoid. Oh, and...

ˈmɑrti ɪz stɪl ˈtoʊtəli ˈpɛrəˌnɔɪd. oʊ, ənd...

Why are you here, Carol?

waɪ ər ju hir, ˈkɛrəl?

I'm pregnant.

əm ˈprɛgnənt.

Pregnant?!

ˈprɛgnənt?!

Hi.

haɪ.

Wow. That is not a happy hi.

waʊ. ðət ɪz nɑt ə ˈhæpi haɪ.

Carol is pregnant.

ˈkɛrəl ɪz ˈprɛgnənt.

Ooh! I found it!

u! aɪ faʊnd ɪt!

W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...

w-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...

Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.

jæ. du ðət fər əˈnəðər tu aʊərz, ju maɪt bi wɛr aɪ æm raɪt əˈbaʊt naʊ.

It kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

ɪt kaɪnd əv pʊts ðət hoʊl ˈpɪloʊ θɪŋ ɪn pərˈspɛktɪv, hə, mɑn?

Well now, how do you fit into this whole thing?

wɛl naʊ, haʊ du ju fɪt ˈɪntu ðɪs hoʊl θɪŋ?

Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. Basically, it's totally up to me.

wɛl, ˈkɛrəl sɪz ʃi ənd ˈsuzən wɔnt mi tɪ bi ˌɪnˈvɑlvd, bət ɪf əm nɑt ˈkəmfərtəbəl wɪθ ɪt, aɪ doʊnt hæv tɪ bi ˌɪnˈvɑlvd. ˈbeɪsɪkli, ɪts ˈtoʊtəli əp tɪ mi.

She is so great! I miss her.

ʃi ɪz soʊ greɪt! aɪ mɪs hər.

What does she mean by involved?

wət dɪz ʃi min baɪ ˌɪnˈvɑlvd?

I mean, presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.

aɪ min, prɪˈzuməbli, ðə ˈbɪgəst pɑrt əv jʊr ʤɑb ɪz dən.

Anyway, they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

ˈɛniˌweɪ, ðeɪ wɔnt mi tɪ goʊ daʊn tɪ ðɪs ˈsɔnəˌgræm θɪŋ wɪθ ðɛm təˈmɑˌroʊ.

So, what are you going to do?

soʊ, wət ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ du?

I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still going to be a father.

aɪ hæv noʊ aɪˈdiə. noʊ ˈmætər wət aɪ du, ðoʊ, əm stɪl goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ə ˈfɑðər.