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Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.

ˈɪzənt ðɪs əˈmeɪzɪŋ? aɪ min, aɪ hæv ˈnɛvər meɪd ˈkɔfi ˌbiˈfɔr ɪn maɪ ɪnˈtaɪər laɪf.

That is amazing.

ðət ɪz əˈmeɪzɪŋ.

Congratulations. While you're on a roll, if you feel like you have got to make like a Western omelet or something...

kənˌgræʧəˈleɪʃənz. waɪl jʊr ɔn ə roʊl, ɪf ju fil laɪk ju hæv gɑt tɪ meɪk laɪk ə ˈwɛstərn ˈɑmlət ər ˈsəmθɪŋ...

Although actually I'm really not that hungry.

ˌɔlˈðoʊ ˈæˌkʧuəli əm ˈrɪli nɑt ðət ˈhəŋgri.

Alright, kids, I have got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.

ˌɔˈlraɪt, kɪdz, aɪ hæv gɑt tɪ gɪt tɪ wərk. ɪf aɪ doʊnt ˈɪnˌpʊt ðoʊz ˈnəmbərz, ɪt ˈdəzənt meɪk məʧ əv ə ˈdɪfərəns.

So, like, you guys all have jobs?

soʊ, laɪk, ju gaɪz ɔl hæv ʤɑbz?

Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.

jæ, wi ɔl hæv ʤɑbz. si, ðæts haʊ wi baɪ stəf.

Yeah, I'm an actor.

jæ, əm ən ˈæktər.

Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?

waʊ! wʊd aɪ hæv sin ju ɪn ˈɛniˌθɪŋ?

I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

aɪ daʊt ɪt. ˈmoʊstli ˈriʤənəl wərk.

Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Wee-Ones production of Pinocchio.

oʊ weɪt, weɪt, ənˈlɛs ju ˈhæpənd tɪ kæʧ ðə wee-ones pərˈdəkʃən əv pɪˈnoʊkioʊ.

Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.

lʊk, gippetto, əm ə ril lɪv bɔɪ.

I will not take this abuse.

aɪ wɪl nɑt teɪk ðɪs əˈbjuz.

You're right, I'm sorry. Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy.

jʊr raɪt, əm ˈsɑri. wəns aɪ wɑz ə ˈwʊdən bɔɪ, ə ˈlɪtəl ˈwʊdən bɔɪ.

So, how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.

soʊ, haʊ ju duɪŋ təˈdeɪ? dɪd ju slip ˌoʊˈkeɪ? dɪd ju tɔk tɪ ˈbɛri? aɪ kænt stɑp sˈmaɪlɪŋ.

I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

aɪ kən si ðət. ju lʊk laɪk ju slɛpt wɪθ ə ˈhæŋər ɪn jʊr maʊθ.

Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just going to get up and go to work.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ æm ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt əp, goʊ tɪ wərk ənd nɑt θɪŋk əˈbaʊt ɪm ɔl deɪ. ər ɛls əm ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt əp ənd goʊ tɪ wərk.

Oh, wish me luck!

oʊ, wɪʃ mi lək!

What for?

wət fər?

I'm going to go get one of those ... job things.

əm goʊɪŋ tɪ goʊ gɪt wən əv ðoʊz ʤɑb θɪŋz.

Guess what?

gɛs wət?

You got a job?

ju gɑt ə ʤɑb?

Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

ər ju ˈkɪdɪŋ? əm treɪnd fər ˈnəθɪŋ! aɪ wɑz læft aʊt əv twɛlv ˈɪntərvˌjuz təˈdeɪ.

And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

ənd jɛt jʊr səˈpraɪzɪŋli ˈəpˌbit.

Well, you would be too if you found Joan & David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

wɛl, ju wʊd bi tu ɪf ju faʊnd ʤoʊn ˈdeɪvɪd buts ɔn seɪl, ˈfɪfti pərˈsɛnt ɔf!

Oh, how well you know me.

oʊ, haʊ wɛl ju noʊ mi.

They're my new I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots!

ðɛr maɪ nu aɪ doʊnt nid ə ʤɑb, aɪ doʊnt nid maɪ ˈpɛrənts, aɪv gɑt greɪt buts!

How did you pay for them?

haʊ dɪd ju peɪ fər ðɛm?

Uh, credit card.

ə, ˈkrɛdɪt kɑrd.

And who pays for that?

ənd hu peɪz fər ðət?

Um... my... father.

əm... maɪ... ˈfɑðər.

Come on, you can't live off your parents your whole life.

kəm ɔn, ju kænt lɪv ɔf jʊr ˈpɛrənts jʊr hoʊl laɪf.

I know that. That's why I was getting married.

aɪ noʊ ðət. ðæts waɪ aɪ wɑz ˈgɪtɪŋ ˈmɛrid.

You ready?

ju ˈrɛdi?

Oh, come on, cut. Cut, cut, cut...

oʊ, kəm ɔn, kət. kət, kət, kət...

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...

kət, kət, kət, kət, kət, kət, kət...

Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're going to love it!

ˈwɛlkəm tɪ ðə ril wərld! ɪt səks. jʊr goʊɪŋ tɪ ləv ɪt!

I can't believe what I'm hearing here.

aɪ kænt bɪˈliv wət əm ˈhirɪŋ hir.

♫ I can't believe what I'm hearing here. ♫

♫ aɪ kænt bɪˈliv wət əm ˈhirɪŋ hir. ♫

What? I-I said you had a-

wət? i-i sɛd ju hæd ə-

♫ What I said you had... ♫

♫ wət aɪ sɛd ju hæd... ♫

Would you stop?

wʊd ju stɑp?

Oh, was I doing it again?

oʊ, wɑz aɪ duɪŋ ɪt əˈgɛn?

Yes!

jɛs!

Would anybody like more coffee?

wʊd ˈɛnibədi laɪk mɔr ˈkɔfi?

Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

dɪd ju meɪk ɪt, ər ər ju ʤɪst ˈsərvɪŋ ɪt?

I'm just serving it.

əm ʤɪst ˈsərvɪŋ ɪt.

Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.

jæ, aɪl hæv ə kəp əv ˈkɔfi.