Друзья: Чендлер и сестра Джоуи - 2

Joey, wh-wh-wh-what are you doing here?

ʤoʊi, wh-wh-wh-what ər ju duɪŋ hir?

Waiting for my grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?

ˈweɪtɪŋ fər maɪ ˈgrændmɑ tɪ ˈfɪnɪʃ maɪ ˈlɔndri. wət əˈbaʊt ju?

I’m here to see Mary-Angela.

i’m hir tɪ si mary-angela.

You are so the man! Now look, listen, listen. You (have) got to be cool because my grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and

ju ər soʊ ðə mæn! naʊ lʊk, ˈlɪsən, ˈlɪsən. ju (hæv) gɑt tɪ bi kul bɪˈkəz maɪ ˈgrændmɑ ˈdəzənt noʊ əˈbaʊt ju tu jɛt, ənd

you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.

ju du nɑt wɔnt tɪ tɪk hər ɔf. ʃi wɑz laɪk ðə sɪksθ ˈpərsən tɪ spɪt ɔn ˌmusoʊˈliniz ˈhæŋɪŋ ˈbɑdi. jæ.

Where's Mary-Angela?

wɛrz mary-angela?

She's right in there.

ʃiz raɪt ɪn ðɛr.

This tiramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?

ðɪs ˌtɪrəˈmɪˌsu ɪz, ɪz ˈɛksələnt. dɪd ju meɪk ɪt mary-angela?

No! I did!

noʊ! aɪ dɪd!

Well, it's, it's yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?

wɛl, ɪts, ɪts ˈjəmi. soʊ mary-angela du ju laɪk ɪt?

Of course! It’s her favorite.

əv kɔrs! it’s hər ˈfeɪvərɪt.

So, Mary-Angela, what's your second favorite?

soʊ, mary-angela, wəts jʊr ˈsɛkənd ˈfeɪvərɪt?

More of Grandma's tiramisu.

mɔr əv ˈgrændˌmɑz ˌtɪrəˈmɪˌsu.

Oh, would you just please....give me the recipe because this is great. It's top notch.

oʊ, wʊd ju ʤɪst please....give mi ðə ˈrɛsəpi bɪˈkəz ðɪs ɪz greɪt. ɪts tɔp nɑʧ.

That dies with me.

ðət daɪz wɪθ mi.

So will I.

soʊ wɪl aɪ.

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.

ɪkˈskjuz ˈjɔrsɛlf ənd goʊ tɪ ðə ˈbæθˌrum.

Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn't mean anything.

oʊ no-no-no aɪ wɑz ʤɪst skˈwɪntɪŋ. ðət ˈdəzənt min ˈɛniˌθɪŋ.

Just do it.

ʤɪst du ɪt.

Will you excuse me I have to um.....

wɪl ju ɪkˈskjuz mi aɪ hæv tɪ əm.....

Hey!

heɪ!

Finally, I thought we'd never be alone. Can I just tell you something? I have not stopped thinking about you since the party.

ˈfaɪnəli, aɪ θɔt wid ˈnɛvər bi əˈloʊn. kən aɪ ʤɪst tɛl ju ˈsəmθɪŋ? aɪ hæv nɑt stɑpt ˈθɪŋkɪŋ əˈbaʊt ju sɪns ðə ˈpɑrti.

Look, I may have jumped the gun here. I just got out of a relationship, and I'm not really in a commitment kind of place.

lʊk, aɪ meɪ hæv ʤəmpt ðə gən hir. aɪ ʤɪst gɑt aʊt əv ə riˈleɪʃənˌʃɪp, ənd əm nɑt ˈrɪli ɪn ə kəˈmɪtmənt kaɪnd əv pleɪs.

So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right. You do have the softest lips.

soʊ! mi ˈniðər! gɑd, mary-angela wɑz raɪt. ju du hæv ðə ˈsɔftəst lɪps.

Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela.

ahhhh, you’re nɑt mary-angela.

No, I’m Mary-Therese.

noʊ, i’m mary-therese.

This is so bad. If you’re not Mary-Angela, then who is?

ðɪs ɪz soʊ bæd. ɪf you’re nɑt mary-angela, ðɛn hu ɪz?

I am!

aɪ æm!

Oh, it's so bad.

oʊ, ɪts soʊ bæd.

Joey!!!

ʤoʊi!!!

No Joey! No Joey! Don't Joey! Joey!

noʊ ʤoʊi! noʊ ʤoʊi! doʊnt ʤoʊi! ʤoʊi!

What's going on?

wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn?

You're it! Now run and hide!

jʊr ɪt! naʊ rən ənd haɪd!

It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.

ɪts noʊ bɪg dil. ˈʧændlər wɑz ʤɪst ˈkɪsɪŋ mi bɪˈkəz hi θɔt aɪ wɑz mary-angela.

What?! How could you do that? How could you think she was Mary-Angela?

wət?! haʊ kʊd ju du ðət? haʊ kʊd ju θɪŋk ʃi wɑz mary-angela?

I wasn't sure which one Mary-Angela was. Look, I’m sorry okay. I was really drunk, and you guys all look really similar.

aɪ ˈwəzənt ʃʊr wɪʧ wən mary-angela wɑz. lʊk, i’m ˈsɑri ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ wɑz ˈrɪli drəŋk, ənd ju gaɪz ɔl lʊk ˈrɪli ˈsɪmələr.

I say punch him Joey.

aɪ seɪ pənʧ ɪm ʤoʊi.

Yeah! Punch him!!

jæ! pənʧ ɪm!!

You know what? We should all calm down because, you know, your brother is not going to punch me, are you?

ju noʊ wət? wi ʃʊd ɔl kɑm daʊn bɪˈkəz, ju noʊ, jʊr ˈbrəðər ɪz nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ pənʧ mi, ər ju?

Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!

wɛl, ðət ɪz ˈjuʒəwəli wət aɪ wʊd du. bət aɪ ʤɪst ˈnɛvər θɔt jʊd bi ɔn ðə rɪˈsivɪŋ ɛnd əv ɪt. haʊ kʊd ju du ðɪs?!

Joey, if you want to punch me, go ahead. I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family.

ʤoʊi, ɪf ju wɔnt tɪ pənʧ mi, goʊ əˈhɛd. aɪ dɪˈzərv ɪt. bət aɪ ʤɪst wɔnt ju tɪ noʊ ðət aɪ wʊd ˈnɛvər ˈsoʊbərli hərt ju ər jʊr ˈfæməli.

You're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.

jʊr maɪ bɛst frɛnd. aɪ wʊd ˈnɛvər du ˈɛniˌθɪŋ laɪk ðɪs ˈɛvər əˈgɛn.

So what. I say punch him.

soʊ wət. aɪ seɪ pənʧ ɪm.

Yeah! Punch him! Punch him!

jæ! pənʧ ɪm! pənʧ ɪm!

No! No! No! No, I'm not going to punch Chandler.

noʊ! noʊ! noʊ! noʊ, əm nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ pənʧ ˈʧændlər.

I’ll do it.

i’ll du ɪt.

No you won't. Look, he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him. He's sorry. But you've got one more apology to make,

noʊ ju woʊnt. lʊk, hi noʊz hi dɪd ə ˈtɛrəbəl θɪŋ ənd aɪ bɪˈliv ɪm. hiz ˈsɑri. bət juv gɑt wən mɔr əˈpɑləˌʤi tɪ meɪk,

all right? You've got to apologize to Mary-Angela.

ɔl raɪt? juv gɑt tɪ əˈpɑləˌʤaɪz tɪ mary-angela.

Okay, absolutely! You’ve got it.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌæbsəˈlutli! you’ve gɑt ɪt.

All right.

ɔl raɪt.

Cookie, now you can punch him!

ˈkʊki, naʊ ju kən pənʧ ɪm!