Друзья: Ребёнок, забытый в автобусе - 2

He's here. I'm assuming one of you is the father.

hiz hir. əm əˈsumɪŋ wən əv ju ɪz ðə ˈfɑðər.

That's me.

ðæts mi.

I'm him.

əm ɪm.

Actually, uh, ahem, we're both the father.

ˈæˌkʧuəli, ə, ahem, wɪr boʊθ ðə ˈfɑðər.

Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy.

oʊ, bɛn! heɪ, ˈbədi.

Please tell me you know which one is our baby.

pliz tɛl mi ju noʊ wɪʧ wən ɪz ɑr ˈbeɪbi.

That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. Or clowns. Oh, wait. That

ðət wən həz dəks ɔn hɪz ˈtiˌsərt ənd ðɪs wən həz klaʊnz. ənd bɛn wɑz ˈdɛfənətli ˈwɛrɪŋ dəks. ər klaʊnz. oʊ, weɪt. ðət

one's definitely Ben! Remember? He had that cute little mole by his mouth!

wənz ˈdɛfənətli bɛn! rɪˈmɛmbər? hi hæd ðət kjut ˈlɪtəl moʊl baɪ hɪz maʊθ!

Yeah?

jæ?

Yeah.

jæ.

Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

heɪ, bɛn! rɪˈmɛmbər ˈjuˈɛs? ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðə moʊl keɪm ɔf. wət ər wi goʊɪŋ tɪ du? wət ər wi goʊɪŋ tɪ du?

We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.

wɪl flɪp fər ɪt. dəks ər klaʊnz.

Oh? We're going to flip for the baby?

oʊ? wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ flɪp fər ðə ˈbeɪbi?

You got a better idea?

ju gɑt ə ˈbɛtər aɪˈdiə?

All right, call it in the air.

ɔl raɪt, kɔl ɪt ɪn ðə ɛr.

Heads.

hɛdz.

Heads, it is.

hɛdz, ɪt ɪz.

Yes.

jɛs.

We have to assign heads to something!

wi hæv tɪ əˈsaɪn hɛdz tɪ ˈsəmθɪŋ!

Right! Okay. Okay, uh... Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

raɪt! ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ə... dəks ɪz hɛdz bɪˈkəz dəks hæv hɛdz.

What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

wət kaɪnd əv scary-ass klaʊnz keɪm tɪ jʊr ˈbərθˌdeɪ?

My little nephew. Come here, little one! Oh. There's my little baby, Ben! Hey, my little boy. Oh. Hey, he's not crying!

maɪ ˈlɪtəl ˈnɛfju. kəm hir, ˈlɪtəl wən! oʊ. ðɛrz maɪ ˈlɪtəl ˈbeɪbi, bɛn! heɪ, maɪ ˈlɪtəl bɔɪ. oʊ. heɪ, hiz nɑt kraɪɪŋ!

Hey, he's not crying!

heɪ, hiz nɑt kraɪɪŋ!

Yes. There's still pie! Ha-ha-ha.

jɛs. ðɛrz stɪl paɪ! ˌhɑˌhɑˈhɑ.

I'm here. I'm here. Uh. How's my little boy, huh? You want daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. So, did you have fun with, uh, Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

əm hir. əm hir. ə. haʊz maɪ ˈlɪtəl bɔɪ, hə? ju wɔnt ˈdædi tɪ ʧeɪnʤ jʊr ˈdaɪpər? aɪ noʊ, aɪ noʊ. soʊ, dɪd ju hæv fən wɪθ, ə, ˈəŋkəl ʤoʊi ənd ˈəŋkəl ˈʧændlər təˈdeɪ?

Oh, yeah. He rode the bus today.

oʊ, jæ. hi roʊd ðə bəs təˈdeɪ.

Big boy riding the bus... Hey, I have a question. How come it says "Property of Human Services" on his butt?

bɪg bɔɪ ˈraɪdɪŋ ðə bəs... heɪ, aɪ hæv ə kˈwɛʃən. haʊ kəm ɪt sɪz "ˈprɑpərti əv ˈjumən ˈsərvɪsɪz" ɔn hɪz bət?

You... You are going to love this.

ju... ju ər goʊɪŋ tɪ ləv ðɪs.

Can you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here.

kən ju hoʊld bɛn fər ə sɛk? kəm hir. kəm hir.

Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!

steɪ bæk! aɪv gɑt ˈkiwi! rən, ʤoʊi, rən!