Друзья: Чендлер и сестра Джоуи - 1

Joey? Where are the Jell-O shots?

ʤoʊi? wɛr ər ðə jell-o ʃɑts?

I don't know. Chandler's supposed to be passing them... Chandler!

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. ˈʧændlərz səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi ˈpæsɪŋ ðɛm... ˈʧændlər!

Hello-dee-lo!

hello-dee-lo!

Well, somebody's feeling better.

wɛl, ˈsəmˌbɑdiz ˈfilɪŋ ˈbɛtər.

Stick out your tongue!

stɪk aʊt jʊr təŋ!

Take off your shirt!

teɪk ɔf jʊr ʃərt!

Oh, my!

oʊ, maɪ!

Oh, my God! How many of these did you have? These are pure vodka.

oʊ, maɪ gɑd! haʊ ˈmɛni əv ðiz dɪd ju hæv? ðiz ər pjʊr ˈvɑdkə.

Yeah, Jell-O just like Mom used to make.

jæ, jell-o ʤɪst laɪk mɑm juzd tɪ meɪk.

Joey! Happy birthday!

ʤoʊi! ˈhæpi ˈbərθˌdeɪ!

Ok. How many of that girl are you seeing?

ˈoʊˈkeɪ. haʊ ˈmɛni əv ðət gərl ər ju siɪŋ?

How hammered are you? These are Joey's sisters.

haʊ ˈhæmərd ər ju? ðiz ər ʤoʊiz ˈsɪstərz.

Hi, Joey's sisters!

haɪ, ʤoʊiz ˈsɪstərz!

What're we drinking over here?

ˈwətər wi ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ ˈoʊvər hir?

Well, I have a vodka and cranberry juice.

wɛl, aɪ hæv ə ˈvɑdkə ənd ˈkrænˌbɛri ʤus.

No kidding? That's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.

noʊ ˈkɪdɪŋ? ðæts ðə ɪgˈzækt seɪm drɪŋk aɪ meɪd ˌmaɪˈsɛlf raɪt ˈæftər aɪ ʃɑt maɪ ˈhəzbənd.

Wow! Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.

waʊ! ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ doʊnt noʊ haʊ tɪ tɔk tɪ ju.

What are you doing?

wət ər ju duɪŋ?

I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer.

əm ˈteɪkɪŋ maɪ ˈɛkzˈgərlˌfrɛnd ɔf maɪ spid dialer.

No no no no. No, it's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through

noʊ noʊ noʊ noʊ. noʊ, ɪts ə gʊd θɪŋ. waɪ məst wi daɪəl soʊ ˈspidəli ˈɛniˌweɪ? waɪ məst wi rəʃ θru

life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have!

laɪf? waɪ kænt wi ˈseɪvər ðə ˈprɛʃəs ˈmoʊmənts? ðoʊz ər səm juʤ brɛsts ju hæv!

How (are) you feeling?

haʊ (ər) ju ˈfilɪŋ?

Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it.

wɛl, maɪ əˈpɑrtmənt ˈɪzənt ðɛr ˌɛniˈmɔr bɪˈkəz aɪ dræŋk ɪt.

Where'd you get to? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.

wɛrd ju gɪt tɪ? wi lɔst ju ˈæftər ju ˈoʊpənd əp ɔl ðə ˈprɛzənts.

I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

aɪ ˈɛndɪd əp ɪn ðə ˈstɔrɪʤ rum, ənd nɑt əˈloʊn.

Woo-hoo!

woo-hoo!

No woo-hooing. No woo-hooing.

noʊ woo-hooing. noʊ woo-hooing.

Why? What happened?

waɪ? wət ˈhæpənd?

I fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part.

aɪ fuld əraʊnd wɪθ ʤoʊiz ˈsɪstər. ðæts nɑt ðə wərst pɑrt.

What is the worst part?

wət ɪz ðə wərst pɑrt?

I can't remember which sister.

aɪ kænt rɪˈmɛmbər wɪʧ ˈsɪstər.

You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice. This is men!

ju si wət mɛn du? doʊnt tɛl mi mɛn ər nis. ðɪs ɪz mɛn!

Are you insane? I mean Joey's going to kill you. He's actually going to kill you dead.

ər ju ˌɪnˈseɪn? aɪ min ʤoʊiz goʊɪŋ tɪ kɪl ju. hiz ˈæˌkʧuəli goʊɪŋ tɪ kɪl ju dɛd.

Okay! You don't think I thought of that?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ! ju doʊnt θɪŋk aɪ θɔt əv ðət?

How can you not know which one?

haʊ kən ju nɑt noʊ wɪʧ wən?

I mean, that's unbelievable.

aɪ min, ðæts ˌənbəˈlivəbəl.

I mean, was it Gina?

aɪ min, wɑz ɪt ˈʤinə?

Which one's Gina?

wɪʧ wənz ˈʤinə?

The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings.

ðə dɑrk, bɪg hɛr, wɪθ ˈɛrˌpleɪn ˈɪrɪŋz.

No no no. That's not Gina, that's Dina.

noʊ noʊ noʊ. ðæts nɑt ˈʤinə, ðæts ˈdinə.

Do you See? You can't tell which is which either!

du ju si? ju kænt tɛl wɪʧ ɪz wɪʧ ˈiðər!

We didn't fool around with any of them.

wi ˈdɪdənt ful əraʊnd wɪθ ˈɛni əv ðɛm.

Vernoica. Look! It's got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat!

vernoica. lʊk! ɪts gɑt tɪ bi vərˈɑnɪkə. ðə gərl ɪn ðə rɛd skərt. aɪ ˈdɛfənətli stək maɪ təŋ daʊn hər θroʊt!

That was me.

ðət wɑz mi.

Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get a little overly friendly, and I'm sorry.

lʊk, wɪn aɪv bɪn ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ, ˈsəmˌtaɪmz aɪ tɛnd tɪ gɪt ə ˈlɪtəl ˈoʊvərli ˈfrɛndli, ənd əm ˈsɑri.

That's okay.

ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

That's all right.

ðæts ɔl raɪt.

That's okay.

ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Can I talk to you for a second?

kən aɪ tɔk tɪ ju fər ə ˈsɛkənd?

Hey, Joey!

heɪ, ʤoʊi!

Come on.

kəm ɔn.

Why can't we talk in here with witnesses?

waɪ kænt wi tɔk ɪn hir wɪθ ˈwɪtnəsɪz?

I just got off the phone with my sister.

aɪ ʤɪst gɑt ɔf ðə foʊn wɪθ maɪ ˈsɪstər.

Which, which one?

wɪʧ, wɪʧ wən?

Mary Angela.

ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ.

Mary Angela.

ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ.

Now, which one is she again?

naʊ, wɪʧ wən ɪz ʃi əˈgɛn?

Why don't you ask Chandler. Cause he's the one who fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for

waɪ doʊnt ju æsk ˈʧændlər. kɔz hiz ðə wən hu fuld əraʊnd wɪθ hər. ʃi toʊld mi ju sɛd ju kʊd ˈrɪli fɔl fər

her. Now is that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister?

hər. naʊ ɪz ðət tru, ər ər ju ʤɪst ˈgɪtɪŋ ˈoʊvər ˈʤænɪs baɪ ˈgroʊpɪŋ maɪ ˈsɪstər?

It's got to be the first one.

ɪts gɑt tɪ bi ðə fərst wən.

Really? That's great! You and my sister sitting in a tree!

ˈrɪli? ðæts greɪt! ju ənd maɪ ˈsɪstər ˈsɪtɪŋ ɪn ə tri!

Yep, I'm in a tree.

jɛp, əm ɪn ə tri.

"Dear Mary Angela. Hi, how's it going? This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write."

"dɪr ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ. haɪ, haʊz ɪt goʊɪŋ? ðɪs ɪz ðə ˈhɑrdəst ˈlɛtər aɪv ˈɛvər hæd tɪ raɪt."

What the hell's the matter with you? How do think Joey's going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

wət ðə hɛlz ðə ˈmætər wɪθ ju? haʊ du θɪŋk ʤoʊiz goʊɪŋ tɪ riækt wɪn hi faɪndz aʊt ðət ju blu ɔf hɪz ˈsɪstər wɪθ ə ˈlɛtər?

Well, that's the part where you tell him that I moved to France, when actually I'll be in Cuba.

wɛl, ðæts ðə pɑrt wɛr ju tɛl ɪm ðət aɪ muvd tɪ fræns, wɪn ˈæˌkʧuəli aɪl bi ɪn ˈkjubə.

Look, you've got to do this yourself, okay? In person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela

lʊk, juv gɑt tɪ du ðɪs ˈjɔrsɛlf, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ɪn ˈpərsən. æt list ju noʊ hər neɪm. ju ʤɪst goʊ tɪ ðə haʊs ənd æsk fər ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ

okay? When whichever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ? wɪn wɪˈʧɛvər wən ʃi ɪz kəmz tɪ ðə dɔr, ju teɪk hər fər ə wɔk, ju lɛt hər daʊn ˈizi.

What if Mary Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary Angela?

wət ɪf ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ kəmz tɪ ðə dɔr ənd aɪ æsk fər ˈmɛri ˈænʤələ?

Where in Cuba?

wɛr ɪn ˈkjubə?