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Rachel?!

ˈreɪʧəl?!

Oh God Monica, hi! Thank God! I just went to your building, and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer

oʊ gɑd ˈmɑnɪkə, haɪ! θæŋk gɑd! aɪ ʤɪst wɛnt tɪ jʊr ˈbɪldɪŋ, ənd ju wərənt ðɛr ənd ðɛn ðɪs gaɪ wɪθ ə bɪg ˈhæmər

said you might be here, and you are, you are!

sɛd ju maɪt bi hir, ənd ju ər, ju ər!

Can I get you some coffee?

kən aɪ gɪt ju səm ˈkɔfi?

Decaf. Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody. This is Chandler, and

ˈdikæf. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈɛvriˌbɑdi, ðɪs ɪz ˈreɪʧəl, əˈnəðər ˈlɪŋkən haɪ sərˈvaɪvər. ðɪs ɪz ˈɛvriˌbɑdi. ðɪs ɪz ˈʧændlər, ənd

Phoebe, and Joey. And (do) you remember my brother Ross?

ˈfibi, ənd ʤoʊi. ənd (du) ju rɪˈmɛmbər maɪ ˈbrəðər rɔs?

Hi, sure!

haɪ, ʃʊr!

Hi.

haɪ.

So, you want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

soʊ, ju wɔnt tɪ tɛl ˈjuˈɛs naʊ, ər ər wi ˈweɪtɪŋ fər fɔr wɛt ˈbraɪdzˌmeɪdz?

Oh God. Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents, and I

oʊ gɑd. wɛl, ɪt ˈstɑrtɪd əˈbaʊt ə hæf aʊər ˌbiˈfɔr ðə ˈwɛdɪŋ. aɪ wɑz ɪn ðɪs rum wɛr wi wər ˈkipɪŋ ɔl ðə ˈprɛzənts, ənd aɪ

was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden (Sweet 'n Lo?) I realized... I realized that I was more

wɑz ˈlʊkɪŋ æt ðɪs ˈgreɪvi boʊt. ðɪs ˈrɪli ˈgɔrʤəs lamauge ˈgreɪvi boʊt. wɪn ɔl əv ə ˈsədən (swit 'ɛn loʊ?) aɪ ˈriəˌlaɪzd... aɪ ˈriəˌlaɪzd ðət aɪ wɑz mɔr

turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato

tərnd ɔn baɪ ðɪs ˈgreɪvi boʊt ðən baɪ ˈbɛri. ənd ðɛn aɪ gɑt ˈrɪli frikt aʊt, ənd ðæts wɪn ɪt hɪt mi: haʊ məʧ ˈbɛri lʊks laɪk ˈmɪstər. pəˈteɪˌtoʊ

Head. You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...

hɛd. ju noʊ, aɪ min, aɪ ˈɔlˌweɪz nu hi lʊkt fəˈmɪljər, bət...

Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering "Why am I doing this?" and "Who am I doing this for?" So anyway, I just didn't know

ˈɛniˌweɪ, aɪ ʤɪst hæd tɪ gɪt aʊt əv ðɛr, ənd aɪ ˈstɑrtɪd ˈwəndərɪŋ "waɪ æm aɪ duɪŋ ðɪs?" ənd "hu æm aɪ duɪŋ ðɪs fər?" soʊ ˈɛniˌweɪ, aɪ ʤɪst ˈdɪdənt noʊ

where to go. And I know that you and I have kind of drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

wɛr tɪ goʊ. ənd aɪ noʊ ðət ju ənd aɪ hæv kaɪnd əv ˈdrɪftɪd əˈpɑrt, bət jʊr ðə ˈoʊnli ˈpərsən aɪ nu hu lɪvd hir ɪn ðə ˈsɪti.

Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

hu ˈwəzənt ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪd tɪ ðə ˈwɛdɪŋ.

Ooh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

u, aɪ wɑz kaɪnd əv ˈhoʊpɪŋ ðət ˈwʊdənt bi ən ˈɪʃu.

Daddy, I just... I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

ˈdædi, aɪ ʤɪst... aɪ kænt ˈmɛri ɪm. əm ˈsɑri. aɪ ʤɪst doʊnt ləv ɪm. wɛl, ɪt ˈmætərz tɪ mi!

Look daddy, it's my life. Well, well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

lʊk ˈdædi, ɪts maɪ laɪf. wɛl, wɛl, ˈmeɪbi aɪl ʤɪst steɪ hir wɪθ ˈmɑnɪkə.

Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica.

wɛl, aɪ gɛs wiv ɪˈstæblɪʃt ʃiz steɪɪŋ hir wɪθ ˈmɑnɪkə.

Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe!!

wɛl, ˈmeɪbi ðæts maɪ dɪˈsɪʒən. wɛl, ˈmeɪbi aɪ doʊnt nid jʊr ˈməni. weɪt! weɪt! aɪ sɛd ˈmeɪbi!!

Okay look, this is probably for the best, you know? Independence. Taking control of your life.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ lʊk, ðɪs ɪz ˈprɑbəˌbli fər ðə bɛst, ju noʊ? ˌɪndɪˈpɛndəns. ˈteɪkɪŋ kənˈtroʊl əv jʊr laɪf.

And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live right across the hall, and he's away a lot.

ənd heɪ, ju nid ˈɛniˌθɪŋ, ju kən ˈɔlˌweɪz kəm tɪ ʤoʊi. mi ənd ˈʧændlər lɪv raɪt əˈkrɔs ðə hɔl, ənd hiz əˈweɪ ə lɔt.

Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.

ʤoʊi, stɑp ˈhɪtɪŋ ɔn hər. ɪts hər ˈwɛdɪŋ deɪ.

What, like there's a rule or something?

wət, laɪk ðɛrz ə rul ər ˈsəmθɪŋ?