Друзья: Чендлер ненавидит собак

Huh! Where is the dog?!

hə! wɛr ɪz ðə dɔg?!

What dog? There's no dog here.

wət dɔg? ðɛrz noʊ dɔg hir.

Yeah. That dog left!

jæ. ðət dɔg lɛft!

Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!

ˈfibi! ˈfibi, ˈoʊpən əp!

There's no dog in here.

ðɛrz noʊ dɔg ɪn hir.

Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!

ˈfibi, wi kən hir ðə dɔg ˈbɑrkɪŋ!

No that's just me coughing! Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

noʊ ðæts ʤɪst mi ˈkɑfɪŋ! oʊ, gʊd, ðɛr ju ər! ˈlɪsən, əm, aɪ hæv ə dɔg ɪn maɪ rum.

What is it doing here?

wət ɪz ɪt duɪŋ hir?

Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?

wɛl, əm ˈwɑʧɪŋ ɪt fər səm frɛndz hu wɛnt aʊt əv taʊn. weɪt. hɛˈloʊ, maɪ neɪm ɪz ˈkləŋkərz. meɪ aɪ pliz steɪ wɪθ ju nis ˈpipəl?

Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!

u, aɪ wɪʃ ʃi kʊd steɪ hir, bət ˈʧændlər ɪz əˈlərʤɪk!

Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!

ɪkˈstrimli əˈlərʤɪk, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ɪf əm ˈɛniˌwɛr nɪr ə dɔg fər mɔr ðən 5 ˈmɪnəts, maɪ θroʊt wɪl ʤɪst kloʊz əp!

That's odd, because this dog has been living here for the past 3 days.

ðæts ɑd, bɪˈkəz ðɪs dɔg həz bɪn ˈlɪvɪŋ hir fər ðə pæst 3 deɪz.

Really?

ˈrɪli?

Chandler, if that dog has been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?

ˈʧændlər, ɪf ðət dɔg həz bɪn hir ðət lɔŋ, ənd ju ˈhævənt hæd ə riˈækʃən, ˈmeɪbi jʊr nɑt əˈlərʤɪk tɪ ðɪs dɔg?

Well, it still has to go, right?

wɛl, ɪt stɪl həz tɪ goʊ, raɪt?

Why?

waɪ?

Okay, it's um...

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ɪts əm...

Don't do it!

doʊnt du ɪt!

Don't do what?

doʊnt du wət?

I have to! Okay? It's time! Okay, I hate dogs.

aɪ hæv tɪ! ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ɪts taɪm! ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ heɪt dɔgz.

What?

wət?

Are you crazy?

ər ju ˈkreɪzi?

Are you out of your mind?

ər ju aʊt əv jʊr maɪnd?

Why?

waɪ?

Told ya.

toʊld jɑ.

They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.

ðeɪ ər ˈnidi, ðeɪ ər ˈʤəmpi, ənd ju kænt tɛl wət ðeɪ ər ˈθɪŋkɪŋ, ənd ðət skɛrz mi ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt.

Right, they are scary. Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!

raɪt, ðeɪ ər ˈskɛri. ɑ, ʃi ʤɪst eɪt ə trit aʊt əv maɪ hænd!!!

Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?

weɪt ə ˈmɪnət. du ju nɑt laɪk ɔl dɔgz? aɪ min, nɑt ˈivɪn ˈpəpiz?

Is there a puppy here?

ɪz ðɛr ə ˈpəpi hir?

You don't like puppies?

ju doʊnt laɪk ˈpəpiz?

Okay, you are new!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju ər nu!

Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not liking ice-cream.

lʊk, ˈʧændlər, aɪ toʊld ju, ˈnɛvər tɛl ˈɛniˌwən əˈbaʊt ðɪs dɔg θɪŋ. ɪts laɪk rɔs nɑt ˈlaɪkɪŋ ˈaɪˌskrim.

You don't like ice-cream?

ju doʊnt laɪk ˈaɪˌskrim?

It's too cold.

ɪts tu koʊld.

Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ɪts ʤɪst ðət dɔgz meɪk mi ə ˈlɪtəl ənˈkəmfərtəbəl.

It hurts my teeth.

ɪt hərts maɪ tiθ.

And I don't want to say this, I don't want you guys to hate me, but I don't think I can be around that dog anymore. Okay?

ənd aɪ doʊnt wɔnt tɪ seɪ ðɪs, aɪ doʊnt wɔnt ju gaɪz tɪ heɪt mi, bət aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk aɪ kən bi əraʊnd ðət dɔg ˌɛniˈmɔr. ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

So either the dog goes, or I go. Oh my god!!

soʊ ˈiðər ðə dɔg goʊz, ər aɪ goʊ. oʊ maɪ gɑd!!