Друзья: Запоздалый Валентин

Hey, hey, is Monica here?

heɪ, heɪ, ɪz ˈmɑnɪkə hir?

No.

noʊ.

No.

noʊ.

Okay, look! I need your help. I don't know what to get her for Valentine's Day.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, lʊk! aɪ nid jʊr hɛlp. aɪ doʊnt noʊ wət tɪ gɪt hər fər ˈvælənˌtaɪnz deɪ.

Well, Valentine's Day was two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar!

wɛl, ˈvælənˌtaɪnz deɪ wɑz tu wiks əˈgoʊ, soʊ aɪ ˈwʊdənt gɪt hər ə ˈkæləndər!

She was working on Valentine's Day, so we're celebrating it tonight.

ʃi wɑz ˈwərkɪŋ ɔn ˈvælənˌtaɪnz deɪ, soʊ wɪr ˈsɛləˌbreɪtɪŋ ɪt təˈnaɪt.

Oh, hey! Why don't you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

oʊ, heɪ! waɪ doʊnt ju bʊk ə deɪt fər boʊθ əv ju æt wən əv ðoʊz roʊˈmæntɪk spɑz?

Ooh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea!

u, ʤoʊi, ðæts ˈæˌkʧuəli ə ˈrɪli gʊd aɪˈdiə!

I can't do that. We promised we'd make each other gifts this year.

aɪ kænt du ðət. wi ˈprɑməst wid meɪk iʧ ˈəðər gɪfts ðɪs jɪr.

Making things. That sounds so much fun.

ˈmeɪkɪŋ θɪŋz. ðət saʊnz soʊ məʧ fən.

Yeah, I thought so too until I paper mâchéd one of my eyes shut.

jæ, aɪ θɔt soʊ tu ənˈtɪl aɪ ˈpeɪpər mâchéd wən əv maɪ aɪz ʃət.

Oh, I love paper mâché! What did you make?

oʊ, aɪ ləv ˈpeɪpər mâchéé! wət dɪd ju meɪk?

I made a ... *$^%$#@%

aɪ meɪd ə

What is that?

wət ɪz ðət?

Nothing!

ˈnəθɪŋ!

So, what are you going to do?

soʊ, wət ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ du?

Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for?

wɛl, hæv ju gaɪz meɪd ˈɛniˌθɪŋ ðət ˈmeɪbi aɪ kən teɪk ˈkrɛdɪt fər?

Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! Oh, for crying out loud!

oʊ! aɪ hæv! aɪ hæv! aɪ ˈstɑrtɪd ˈmeɪkɪŋ ðiz ˈlɪtəl sɑk ˈbəniz! oʊ, fər kraɪɪŋ aʊt laʊd!

Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!

heɪ, weɪt ə ˈmɪnət! ðət ɪz maɪ sɑk!

Now it's your little bunny friend.

naʊ ɪts jʊr ˈlɪtəl ˈbəni frɛnd.

Okay. Okay. Oh! Oh! A mixtape! A mixtape!!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. oʊ! oʊ! ə mixtape! ə mixtape!!

Hey! Hi! Are you ready to exchange gifts?

heɪ! haɪ! ər ju ˈrɛdi tɪ ɪksˈʧeɪnʤ gɪfts?

Sure! Okay, you go first.

ʃʊr! ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju goʊ fərst.

Okay, come here! Come here.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, kəm hir! kəm hir.

Okay!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ!

Now, it's not wrapped because I just, just finished it.

naʊ, ɪts nɑt ræpt bɪˈkəz aɪ ʤɪst, ʤɪst ˈfɪnɪʃt ɪt.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.

bət aɪ meɪd ju ə teɪp əv wət aɪ θɪŋk ər ɔl roʊˈmæntɪk sɔŋz.

Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!

oʊ, wət ə greɪt gɪft! ɪz ðə weɪ ju lʊk təˈnaɪt ɔn ɪt?!

Maybe. We'll have to listen and see!

ˈmeɪbi. wɪl hæv tɪ ˈlɪsən ənd si!

Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!

oʊ, aɪ ləv ɪt! θæŋk ju soʊ məʧ!

Okay!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ!

Okay, you ready to open yours?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju ˈrɛdi tɪ ˈoʊpən jʊrz?

Yeah!

jæ!

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

It's a sock bunny.

ɪts ə sɑk ˈbəni.