Друзья: В поисках подарков

Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, pheebs, ju lʊk ɪn ðə ˈkɪʧən, aɪ wɪl lʊk ɪn ðə bæk ˈklɑzət.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

aɪ kən seɪv ju taɪm ˈleɪdiz, əm raɪt hir.

Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

jæ, ˈʧændlər waɪ doʊnt ju teɪk ə wɔk? ðɪs ˈdəzənt kənˈsərn ju.

We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.

wi ər ˈlʊkɪŋ fər ɑr ˈkrɪsməs ˈprɛzənts frəm ˈmɑnɪkə.

What? That's terrible!

wət? ðæts ˈtɛrəbəl!

No-no, we do it every year!

no-no, wi du ɪt ˈɛvəri jɪr!

Oh well, that makes it not terrible.

oʊ wɛl, ðət meɪks ɪt nɑt ˈtɛrəbəl.

No, yeah, we never find them! She has always bested us, that wily minx.

noʊ, jæ, wi ˈnɛvər faɪnd ðɛm! ʃi həz ˈɔlˌweɪz ˈbɛstɪd ˈjuˈɛs, ðət ˈwaɪli minx.

Don't worry, we're just going to search here for an hour, and then we're going to go over to Joey's and

doʊnt ˈwəri, wɪr ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ sərʧ hir fər ən aʊər, ənd ðɛn wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ goʊ ˈoʊvər tɪ ʤoʊiz ənd

search, okay?

sərʧ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

No, not okay. You can't look for Monica's presents!

noʊ, nɑt ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ju kænt lʊk fər ˈmɑnɪkəz ˈprɛzənts!

But we have to!

bət wi hæv tɪ!

No, you don't have to, and you can't because I live here too.

noʊ, ju doʊnt hæv tɪ, ənd ju kænt bɪˈkəz aɪ lɪv hir tu.

Well then, you should look with us.

wɛl ðɛn, ju ʃʊd lʊk wɪθ ˈjuˈɛs.

Why?

waɪ?

Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

ˈʧændlər, ˈɑrənt ju ˈwərid əˈbaʊt wət tɪ gɪt ˈmɑnɪkə fər ˈkrɪsməs?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

noʊ, aɪ hæv ə greɪt aɪˈdiə fər ə ˈprɛzənt fər hər.

Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea, okay.

oʊ, ðæts ɪt? (ˈmɪmɪks ˈʧændlər) ə greɪt aɪˈdiə, ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents,

ˈʧændlər, ðæts nɑt ɪˈnəf. aɪ min wət ɪf ʃi gɪts ju ə greɪt ˈprɛzənt, tu ˈmidiəm ˈprɛzənts,

and then a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean, that's

ənd ðɛn ə bənʧ əv ˈlɪtəl ˈprɛzənts? ənd juv ʤɪst ˈgɔtən hər wən greɪt ˈprɛzənt? aɪ min, ðæts

just going to make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ meɪk hər fil bæd. waɪ wʊd ju du ðət tɪ hər ˈʧændlər? waɪ? waɪ?

If I help, we can find them faster!

ɪf aɪ hɛlp, wi kən faɪnd ðɛm ˈfæstər!

That's right!

ðæts raɪt!

Ooh ooh, we have a live one!

u u, wi hæv ə lɪv wən!

Oh, it's a Macy's bag!

oʊ, ɪts ə ˈmeɪsiz bæg!

Ooh, who's it for?

u, huz ɪt fər?

Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd

dɪr ˈluzərz, du ju ˈrɪli θɪŋk aɪd haɪd ˈprɛzənts ˈəndər ðə kaʊʧ? piz. ˈʧændlər, aɪ nu ðeɪd

break you.

breɪk ju.

Uh-oh. She may be onto us.

əoʊ. ʃi meɪ bi ˈɔntu ˈjuˈɛs.

We are so going to find them this year.

wi ər soʊ goʊɪŋ tɪ faɪnd ðɛm ðɪs jɪr.

Y'know, when you guys said you were going to go across the hall and look, you don't, you don't do

jəˈnoʊ, wɪn ju gaɪz sɛd ju wər goʊɪŋ tɪ goʊ əˈkrɔs ðə hɔl ənd lʊk, ju doʊnt, ju doʊnt du

that every year, do you?

ðət ˈɛvəri jɪr, du ju?

Yeah.

jæ.

You don't, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?

ju doʊnt, laɪk goʊ ˈɪntu ðə bæk əv maɪ ˈklɑzət, ənd lʊk ˈəndər maɪ ʤɪm bæg ər ˈɛniˌθɪŋ?

No, we never do that

noʊ, wi ˈnɛvər du ðət

Because that's where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I've never seen before in my life!

bɪˈkəz ðæts wɛr ʤoʊi geɪv mi səm stəf tɪ stɔr ðət aɪv ˈnɛvər sin ˌbiˈfɔr ɪn maɪ laɪf!

Okay, that did not just happen!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðət dɪd nɑt ʤɪst ˈhæpən!

Hey, this is hollow.

heɪ, ðɪs ɪz ˈhɑloʊ.

What?

wət?

This bench, it's hollow! I can't believe I never knew that! Oh, the presents!!!

ðɪs bɛnʧ, ɪts ˈhɑloʊ! aɪ kænt bɪˈliv aɪ ˈnɛvər nu ðət! oʊ, ðə ˈprɛzənts!!!

No, don't look directly at them!

noʊ, doʊnt lʊk dɪˈrɛkli æt ðɛm!

What?

wət?

All right, no, we could look at them!

ɔl raɪt, noʊ, wi kʊd lʊk æt ðɛm!

Oh, this one's for me!

oʊ, ðɪs wənz fər mi!

Oh, this one's for Chandler. Here.

oʊ, ðɪs wənz fər ˈʧændlər. hir.

Oh great!

oʊ greɪt!

And the big one's for me!

ənd ðə bɪg wənz fər mi!

Ooh, let's open them!

u, lɛts ˈoʊpən ðɛm!

Okay! Okay! Okay!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ! ˌoʊˈkeɪ! ˌoʊˈkeɪ!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We can't do this.

weɪt ə ˈmɪnət. weɪt ə ˈmɪnət. wi kænt du ðɪs.

Why?

waɪ?

I don't want to know what Monica got me, y'know? I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at

aɪ doʊnt wɔnt tɪ noʊ wət ˈmɑnɪkə gɑt mi, jəˈnoʊ? aɪ min, lʊk, əm ʃʊr ʃi wərkt ˈrɪli hɑrd æt

getting me a present and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are going to ruin that. Look, we have to

ˈgɪtɪŋ mi ə ˈprɛzənt ənd ˈwɑnɪŋ tɪ səˈpraɪz mi, ənd ju gaɪz ər goʊɪŋ tɪ ruɪn ðət. lʊk, wi hæv tɪ

put these back. This is not what Christmas is about.

pʊt ðiz bæk. ðɪs ɪz nɑt wət ˈkrɪsməs ɪz əˈbaʊt.

Whatever Linus! I'm opening mine.

ˌwəˈtɛvər ˈlaɪnəs! əm ˈoʊpənɪŋ maɪn.

Nobody is opening anything, okay? Look, I don't know about you guys, but I want to see the look on

ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi ɪz ˈoʊpənɪŋ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? lʊk, aɪ doʊnt noʊ əˈbaʊt ju gaɪz, bət aɪ wɔnt tɪ si ðə lʊk ɔn

Monica's face when I give her my present. And I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

ˈmɑnɪkəz feɪs wɪn aɪ gɪv hər maɪ ˈprɛzənt. ənd əm ʃʊr ʃi wɔnts tɪ si ðə lʊk ɔn maɪ feɪs wɪn aɪ gɪt maɪn.

So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?

soʊ pliz, pliz, kən wi ʤɪst, kən wi pʊt ðɛm bæk?

Will you get us better gifts?

wɪl ju gɪt ˈjuˈɛs ˈbɛtər gɪfts?

Fine!

faɪn!

Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how

heɪ gaɪz! ju faʊnd ðə ˈprɛzənts? ˈʧændlər, ju lɛt ðɛm faɪnd ðə ˈprɛzənts? greɪt! du ju noʊ haʊ

long it took me to find you that water purifier?

lɔŋ ɪt tʊk mi tɪ faɪnd ju ðət ˈwɔtər ˈpjʊrəˌfaɪər?

That's what you got me?

ðæts wət ju gɑt mi?

Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.

oʊ jɛs, aɪ si wət ju min. ðət lʊk ɪz ˈpraɪsləs.