Друзья: Патруль - 2

Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?

heɪ, ˈɛnibədi wɔnt tɪ mit ə ˈhɪroʊ?

John Glenn is here?!

ʤɑn glɛn ɪz hir?!

No, Joey!

noʊ, ʤoʊi!

Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car...

pheebs, wi hæd ðə moʊst ˌɪnˈkrɛdəbəl naɪt! ˌoʊˈkeɪ, soʊ, wɪr ɪn ðə kɑr...

Wait! Hold on! Hi!

weɪt! hoʊld ɔn! haɪ!

Hi!

haɪ!

Okay, go ahead.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, goʊ əˈhɛd.

Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ, soʊ wɪr ɪn ðə kɑr. raɪt? ənd bæŋ! ə ʃɑt wɑz faɪərd. ənd ʤoʊi wɪθ noʊ rɪˈgɑrd fər hɪz oʊn ˈseɪfti θroʊz hɪmˈsɛlf ɔn mi!

My God, Joey!

maɪ gɑd, ʤoʊi!

It was a car backfire!

ɪt wɑz ə kɑr ˈbækˌfaɪr!

Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!

jæ, but-but hi ˈdɪdənt noʊ ðət!

Yeah, I didn't know that.

jæ, aɪ ˈdɪdənt noʊ ðət.

And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.

ənd ɪt ˈkʊdəv ʤɪst ɛz ˈizəli hæv bɪn ə ˈbʊlət.

Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.

heɪ ʤoʊ, ju ˈɛvər θɪŋk əˈbaʊt ˈʤɔɪnɪŋ ðə fɔrs? wi kʊd juz ə gaɪ laɪk ju.

Who jumps at loud noises!

hu ʤəmps æt laʊd ˈnɔɪzɪz!

Wow! I could've died tonight.

waʊ! aɪ ˈkʊdəv daɪd təˈnaɪt.

Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life.

jæ! ɪf ðə kɑr ðət ˈbækˌfaɪərd hæd rən ˈoʊvər ju! jəˈnoʊ wət, aɪ θɪŋk aɪl goʊ hoʊm ˌbiˈfɔr rɔs stɑrts ˈræmbəlɪŋ əˈbaʊt hɪz ˈnuˈfaʊnd rɪˈspɛkt fər laɪf.

I do have a newfound respect for life.

aɪ du hæv ə ˈnuˈfaʊnd rɪˈspɛkt fər laɪf.

Oh my God!

oʊ maɪ gɑd!

Dude! How come you took off?

dud! haʊ kəm ju tʊk ɔf?

Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever...

oʊ, aɪ ʤɪst wɛnt fər ə wɔk, əraʊnd ðə ˈlɪvɪŋ rum. ˌwəˈtɛvər...

Is something wrong?

ɪz ˈsəmθɪŋ rɔŋ?

No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk.

noʊ. noʊ əm ʤɪst taɪərd. jəˈnoʊ, from-from ðə wɔk.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

You dove in front of Ross! Ross!

ju dəv ɪn frənt əv rɔs! rɔs!

That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!

ðæts wət ðɪs ɪz əˈbaʊt! oʊ maɪ gɑd, ju heɪt rɔs!

I do not hate Ross!

aɪ du nɑt heɪt rɔs!

Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.

əv kɔrs ju du! aɪ seɪvd ɪm! jʊr mæd æt mi! ɪt ɔl ædz əp! ju wɔnt rɔs aʊt əv ðə ˈpɪkʧər.

What picture?

wət ˈpɪkʧər?

I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!

aɪ doʊnt noʊ, bət aɪ doʊnt laɪk wət əm ˈhirɪŋ!

Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!

lʊk əm ˈvɛri glæd ðət ju seɪvd rɔs frəm ðə kɑr ˈbækˌfaɪr, bət jəˈnoʊ, ɪt ˈkʊdəv bɪn ə ˈbʊlət ənd ju jəˈnoʊ, ju ˈdɪdənt traɪ tɪ seɪv mi!

Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I...knew... you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!

oʊ, jʊr ˈəpˌsɛt bɪˈkəz ju θɪŋk aɪ ʧoʊz rɔs ˈoʊvər ju! noʊ! i...knew... ju kʊd teɪk kɛr əv ˈjɔrsɛlf. jəˈnoʊ, aɪ min rɔs, hi nid hɛlp. hiz nɑt strit laɪk ˈjuˈɛs!

When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.

wɪn ɪt kəmz daʊn tɪ ɪt, ju wʊd rɪsk jʊr laɪf fər rɔs ˌbiˈfɔr ju wʊd fər mi. ðæts ðə ˈbɑtəm laɪn.

Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.

wɛl, noʊ, nɑt ɪgˈzæktli! ɔl raɪt, lʊk, aɪ, aɪ ˈwəzənt traɪɪŋ tɪ seɪv rɔs. ˌoʊˈkeɪ? maɪ ˈsænwɪʧ wɑz nɛkst tɪ rɔs. ɔl raɪt? aɪ wɑz, aɪ wɑz traɪɪŋ tɪ seɪv maɪ ˈsænwɪʧ.

From a bullet!

frəm ə ˈbʊlət!

I know it doesn't make much sense...

aɪ noʊ ɪt ˈdəzənt meɪk məʧ sɛns...

Much sense?!

məʧ sɛns?!

Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!

lʊk ˈʧændlər, ɪt wɑz ˈɪnstɪŋkt! ˌoʊˈkeɪ? aɪ ʤɪst wɛnt fər ɪt!

So you risked your life, for a sandwich!

soʊ ju rɪskt jʊr laɪf, fər ə ˈsænwɪʧ!

I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is the greatest sandwich in the world!

aɪ noʊ ɪt saʊnz ˈkreɪzi, bət ˈʧændlər ðɪs ɪz ðə ˈgreɪtəst ˈsænwɪʧ ɪn ðə wərld!

So you didn't choose Ross before me.

soʊ ju ˈdɪdənt ʧuz rɔs ˌbiˈfɔr mi.

No! I would never do that! You're like my brother!

noʊ! aɪ wʊd ˈnɛvər du ðət! jʊr laɪk maɪ ˈbrəðər!

Really?!

ˈrɪli?!

Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, here.

jæ! ɪn fækt, tɪ pruv haʊ məʧ ju min tɪ mi, hir.

Thanks.

θæŋks.

No, eh, oh, easy, it's not a hot dog!

noʊ, ɛ, oʊ, ˈizi, ɪts nɑt ə hɑt dɔg!

How good is that?

haʊ gʊd ɪz ðət?

Oh-oi-ho, yeah!

oh-oi-ho, jæ!

See?

si?

Hm-hmm.

hm-hmm.

Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!

oh-whoa-hey, dud, wət ər ju duɪŋ?!

I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.

aɪ θɔt ju wər ʃoʊɪŋ mi haʊ məʧ ju min tɪ mi.

Yeah. With a bite! Gee-e-e-eez!

jæ. wɪθ ə baɪt! gee-e-e-eez!