Друзья: Патруль - 1

That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.

ðət wɑz soʊ kul mæn, ðə weɪ ju lind ɔn ðət gaɪ.

It is starting to get dark out there.

ɪt ɪz ˈstɑrtɪŋ tɪ gɪt dɑrk aʊt ðɛr.

He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!

hi toʊld ju ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ! aɪ min ju ˈtoʊtəli krækt ɪm!

Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.

jæ wɛl, biɪŋ ðət hi wɑz ðə ˈvɪktɪm, ðɛr ˈjuʒəwəli ˈprɪti ˈtɔkətɪv.

Okay. But it is officially nighttime.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. bət ɪt ɪz əˈfɪʃəli ˈnaɪtˌtaɪm.

Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?

oʊ heɪ, ˈgɛri, wɔnt mi tɪ græb ðə ˈbɛri fər jɑ?

It's called the cherry.

ɪts kɔld ðə ˈʧɛri.

It's the...Chandler!!

ɪts the...chandler!!

Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ gɑt ɪt! ðɪs pleɪs meɪks ðə bɛst ˈsænwɪʧ ɪn ðə wərld!

Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?

heɪ ʤoʊ dɪz ɪt hæv ˈmitˌbɔlz ɔn ɪt?

Oh-ho, yeah!

oh-ho, jæ!

Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?

dɪz ɪt hæv ˈmɛltɪd ʧiz ənd marinara sɔs?

Yep!

jɛp!

Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.

jæ, ju kænt it ðət ɪn maɪ kɑr.

Yeah okay. Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.

jæ ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˈivɪn ðoʊ maɪ tæks ˈdɔlərz peɪd fər ðɪs kɑr.

Your tax dollars?

jʊr tæks ˈdɔlərz?

Yeah, okay.

jæ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

waʊ! ðət ˈsænwɪʧ ˈrɪli dɪz smɛl gʊd.

Did I say you could smell it?!

dɪd aɪ seɪ ju kʊd smɛl ɪt?!

I can't smell your sandwich?

aɪ kænt smɛl jʊr ˈsænwɪʧ?

Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!

hæf ðə teɪst ɪz ɪn ðə smɛl! you-you're ˈsəkɪŋ əp ɔl ðə ˈteɪstinəs!

Okay, I'll give them back. Look! What is so great about that sandwich?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪl gɪv ðɛm bæk. lʊk! wət ɪz soʊ greɪt əˈbaʊt ðət ˈsænwɪʧ?

Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌɪˈmæʤən ðə bɛst sɛks juv ˈɛvər hæd.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Are you thinking about Monica?

ər ju ˈθɪŋkɪŋ əˈbaʊt ˈmɑnɪkə?

Yeah.

jæ.

Yeah, what's that like?

jæ, wəts ðət laɪk?

So where are we going next?

soʊ wɛr ər wi goʊɪŋ nɛkst?

This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.

ðɪs ˈwɪtnəs woʊnt rɪˈtərn maɪ kɔlz soʊ wɪr ˈgɑnə si ɪf wi kən səˈpraɪz ɪm ˈkəmɪŋ hoʊm.

Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?

sur-surprise ɪm? wɪr nɑt, wɪr nɑt ˈgɑnə meɪk ˈɛnibədi mæd ər wi?

Come on man! Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?

kəm ɔn mæn! ˈlɪsən soʊ ə, ər ju ˈgɑnə skwiz ðə perps ʃuz ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt ˌbiˈfɔr hi ˈlɔjərz əp?

It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!

ɪts ə ˈwɪtnəs nɑt ə perp. ənd noʊ wən tɔks laɪk ðət!

Yeah, no one talks like that!

jæ, noʊ wən tɔks laɪk ðət!

Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!

oʊ wət? laɪk jʊr ˈmɪstər. kɑp!

Hey, I'm more cop than you two!

heɪ, əm mɔr kɑp ðən ju tu!

How do you figure that?

haʊ du ju ˈfɪgjər ðət?

Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!

hɛˈloʊ! əm ɪn ðə frənt sit, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? əm ˈgɛriz ˈpɑrtnər!

Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.

jəˈnoʊ, wɪn ju seɪ ˈpɑrtnər ɪt ˈdəzənt saʊnd kɑp. ɪt, ɪt saʊnz geɪ.

Umm, jealous!

əm, ˈʤɛləs!

Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.

heɪ, du ju maɪnd? wɪr ˈəndər ˈkəvər hir.

Yeah, no problem.

jæ, noʊ ˈprɑbləm.

Ross!

rɔs!

Sorry! Sorry! Oh, there! Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!

ˈsɑri! ˈsɑri! oʊ, ðɛr! heɪ ˈgɛri, hu æm aɪ? foʊn hoʊm!

Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.

lʊk æt ˈɔfɪsər rɔs ˈraɪdɪŋ bæk hir wɪθ ðə ˈvɪzɪtərz.

Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?

jæ, wəts əp wɪθ ðət sərˈpikoʊ?

Okay, y'know, we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, jəˈnoʊ, wɪr seɪf raɪt? aɪ min ˈnəθɪŋ bæd kən goʊ daʊn!

No. But that reminds me, sign this.

noʊ. bət ðət riˈmaɪndz mi, saɪn ðɪs.

What is it?

wət ɪz ɪt?

Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrape your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.

oʊ ɪts ˈnəθɪŋ, ɪt ʤɪst sɪz ðət ju kænt su ðə ˈsɪti ɪf ju skreɪp jʊr ni ər jəˈnoʊ, gɪt jʊr hɛd bloʊn ɔf.

Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.

oʊ, ˈhəri əp. aɪ wɔnt tɪ saɪn ðət.

Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, hir hi kəmz. wət ɪz hi duɪŋ? wət ðə hɛl ɪz hi duɪŋ?!

What? What? What? What is it?

wət? wət? wət? wət ɪz ɪt?

Is everything okay?

ɪz ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

What's going on?

wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn?

Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, hi siz ˈjuˈɛs. naʊ doʊnt muv. doʊnt lʊk æt ɪm.

Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?

heɪ, ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ɪt wɑz ʤɪst ə kɑr ˈbækˌfaɪr. heɪ, lʊk æt ðət! ju traɪd tɪ seɪv jʊr ˈbədi. ju si ðət? ju si wət hi dɪd?

You okay man?

ju ˌoʊˈkeɪ mæn?

Uh-huh. Thank Joey!

ˈəˈhə. θæŋk ʤoʊi!

Uh, HELLO!!

ə, hɛˈloʊ!!

Hi.

haɪ.