Друзья: Собеседование Рэйчел

Good. You guys are all here!

gʊd. ju gaɪz ər ɔl hir!

Hey! What's up?

heɪ! wəts əp?

Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.

wɛl, aɪ hæv ə ʤɑb ˈɪntərvˌju æt rælf ˈlɔrən təˈmɑˌroʊ.

Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!

kənˌgræʧəˈleɪʃənz! oʊ, ðæts greɪt!

Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection. I'll work right under the director. I mean, it's

ˈɛniˌweɪ, əm goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ðə koʊˈɔrdəˌneɪtər əv ðə ˈwʊmənz kəˈlɛkʃən. aɪl wərk raɪt ˈəndər ðə dɪˈrɛktər. aɪ min, ɪts

the perfect, perfect job for me!

ðə ˈpərˌfɪkt, ˈpərˌfɪkt ʤɑb fər mi!

Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!

waʊ! wɛl, ɪf ju neɪl ðə ˈɪntərvˌju, jul gɪt ɪt!

Oh hey, how did the interview go?

oʊ heɪ, haʊ dɪd ðə ˈɪntərvˌju goʊ?

Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!

əg, ˈhɔrəbəl! aɪ dɪd ðə ˈstupɪdəst, moʊst ɪmˈbɛrəsɪŋ θɪŋ!

So what happened?

soʊ wət ˈhæpənd?

Ugh, it was horrible! And the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh.

əg, ɪt wɑz ˈhɔrəbəl! ənd ðə ˈɪntərvˌju pɑrt wɛnt soʊ wɛl, jəˈnoʊ? aɪ ˈivɪn meɪd ɪm læf.

What happened?

wət ˈhæpənd?

All right, we were shaking hands, and he kind of leaned in toward me, y'know. Maybe he was going to open the door, but I

ɔl raɪt, wi wər ˈʃeɪkɪŋ hænz, ənd hi kaɪnd əv lind ɪn təˈwɔrd mi, jəˈnoʊ. ˈmeɪbi hi wɑz goʊɪŋ tɪ ˈoʊpən ðə dɔr, bət aɪ

totally misread him, and I uhhh…

ˈtoʊtəli mɪsˈrɛd ɪm, ənd aɪ uhhh……

You kissed him?!

ju kɪst ɪm?!

I didn't know what else to do!

aɪ ˈdɪdənt noʊ wət ɛls tɪ du!

Well, you could have tried not kissing him.

wɛl, ju kʊd hæv traɪd nɑt ˈkɪsɪŋ ɪm.

Thanks, Chandler.

θæŋks, ˈʧændlər.

Hey Rach. A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview!

heɪ ræʧ. ə gaɪ frəm rælf ˈlɔrən kɔld. ju gɑt ə ˈsɛkənd ˈɪntərvˌju!

What? I can't believe it. I got a second interview.

wət? aɪ kænt bɪˈliv ɪt. aɪ gɑt ə ˈsɛkənd ˈɪntərvˌju.

I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?

aɪ bɛt ðət kɪs ˈɪzənt ˈlʊkɪŋ laɪk səʧ ə bɪg mɪˈsteɪk naʊ, ɪz ɪt?

What? Wait a minute. You don't think that's why he wants me back?

wət? weɪt ə ˈmɪnət. ju doʊnt θɪŋk ðæts waɪ hi wɔnts mi bæk?

Yeah! No?

jæ! noʊ?

A kiss? What are you talking about?

ə kɪs? wət ər ju ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt?

I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back, y'know of course, because "Let's bring the girl

aɪ ˌæksəˈdɛnəli kɪst ɪm ɪn ðə ˈɪntərvˌju, ənd naʊ hi wɔnts mi bæk, jəˈnoʊ əv kɔrs, bɪˈkəz "lɛts brɪŋ ðə gərl

back who kisses everybody!"

bæk hu ˈkɪsɪz ˈɛvriˌbɑdi!"

Hi Rachel! Come on in. It's really nice to see you again.

haɪ ˈreɪʧəl! kəm ɔn ɪn. ɪts ˈrɪli nis tɪ si ju əˈgɛn.

Thank you.

θæŋk ju.

Oh Rachel, uhh…

oʊ ˈreɪʧəl, uhh……

What?

wət?

Just ah…

ʤɪst ah……

Excuse me?

ɪkˈskjuz mi?

Here, let me...

hir, lɛt mi...

Wh-whoa! All right, okay, okay. I see. I see what's going on here! Now listen. Look. Look. I'm sorry if I have given you the

wh-whoa! ɔl raɪt, ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ si. aɪ si wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn hir! naʊ ˈlɪsən. lʊk. lʊk. əm ˈsɑri ɪf aɪ hæv ˈgɪvɪn ju ðə

wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now, even though I kissed you, that does not

rɔŋ ˌɪmˈprɛʃən, bət aɪ æm nɑt səm ˈhəsi hu wɪl ʤɪst slip əraʊnd tɪ gɪt əˈhɛd! naʊ, ˈivɪn ðoʊ aɪ kɪst ju, ðət dɪz nɑt

give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want this job that bad. Good day, sir.

gɪv ju ðə raɪt tɪ dɪˈmænd sɛks frəm mi. aɪ du nɑt wɔnt ðɪs ʤɑb ðət bæd. gʊd deɪ, sər.

First, I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.

fərst, aɪ wʊd laɪk tɪ seɪ θæŋk ju fər əˈgriɪŋ tɪ si mi əˈgɛn.

That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.

ðæts kwaɪt ɔl raɪt, bət aɪ fil ˈɑbləˌgeɪtɪd tɪ tɛl ju ðət ðɪs ˈmitɪŋ ɪz biɪŋ ˈvɪdioʊˈteɪpt.

Okay. Well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and for yelling at you.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. wɛl, fərst aɪ wʊd laɪk tɪ stɑrt baɪ əˈpɑləˌʤaɪzɪŋ fər ˈkɪsɪŋ ju ənd fər ˈjɛlɪŋ æt ju.

Fair enough.

fɛr ɪˈnəf.

Now, you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not, who did not, yell at you and storm out. And I think that's a big mistake

naʊ, jʊr ˈprɑbəˌbli goʊɪŋ tɪ haɪər wən əv ðə ˈpipəl hu dɪd nɑt, hu dɪd nɑt, jɛl æt ju ənd stɔrm aʊt. ənd aɪ θɪŋk ðæts ə bɪg mɪˈsteɪk

and here's why.

ənd hɪrz waɪ.

I made a huge fool of myself and I came back. That shows courage.

aɪ meɪd ə juʤ ful əv ˌmaɪˈsɛlf ənd aɪ keɪm bæk. ðət ʃoʊz kərɪʤ.

When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity.

wɪn aɪ θɔt ju ˈwɔntɪd sɛks ɪn ɪksˈʧeɪnʤ fər ðɪs ʤɑb, aɪ sɛd noʊ. ðət ʃoʊz ˌɪnˈtɛgrəti.

And I was not afraid to stand up for myself, and that shows courage.

ənd aɪ wɑz nɑt əˈfreɪd tɪ stænd əp fər ˌmaɪˈsɛlf, ənd ðət ʃoʊz kərɪʤ.

Okay, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you (have) got to have courage.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, naʊ aɪ noʊ aɪ ɔˈrɛdi sɛd kərɪʤ, bət jəˈnoʊ ju (hæv) gɑt tɪ hæv kərɪʤ.

And finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. So there you go, you got,

ənd ˈfaɪnəli wɪn aɪ θɔt ju wər ˈmeɪkɪŋ ˈsɛkʃuəl ədˈvænsɪz ɪn ðə ˈwərkˌpleɪs, aɪ sɛd noʊ ənd aɪ wɑz nɑt ˈlɪtɪʤəs. soʊ ðɛr ju goʊ, ju gɑt,

you got courage, you got integrity, you got courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr. ???

ju gɑt kərɪʤ, ju gɑt ˌɪnˈtɛgrəti, ju gɑt kərɪʤ əˈgɛn, ənd nɑt ˈlɪtɪʤəs. lʊk ˈmɪstər.

Zelner.

zelner.

Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job, and I think, I think I would be really good at it.

zelner! raɪt! aɪ nu ðət! aɪ ˈrɪli, ˈrɪli wɔnt ðɪs ʤɑb, ənd aɪ θɪŋk, aɪ θɪŋk aɪ wʊd bi ˈrɪli gʊd æt ɪt.

You know what? I may regret this, but I'm going to give you a shot.

ju noʊ wət? aɪ meɪ rɪˈgrɛt ðɪs, bət əm goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪv ju ə ʃɑt.

Oh! You are?

oʊ! ju ər?

Um-hmm.

um-hmm.

Really? Oh, thank you! Oh, would it be completely inappropriate if I gave you a hug?

ˈrɪli? oʊ, θæŋk ju! oʊ, wʊd ɪt bi kəmˈplitli ˌɪnəˈproʊpriɪt ɪf aɪ geɪv ju ə həg?

Yes!

jɛs!

Okay. Well, then how about a handshake? Oh God, I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch that, I mean you, there. There. Okay,

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. wɛl, ðɛn haʊ əˈbaʊt ə ˈhændˌʃeɪk? oʊ gɑd, əm ˈsɑri! oʊ gɑd, əm ˈsɑri! aɪ dɪd nɑt min tɪ təʧ ðət, aɪ min ju, ðɛr. ðɛr. ˌoʊˈkeɪ,

so thank you, I'm going to leave now. Thank you very much. Thank you. So, hey! I'll see you Monday!

soʊ θæŋk ju, əm goʊɪŋ tɪ liv naʊ. θæŋk ju ˈvɛri məʧ. θæŋk ju. soʊ, heɪ! aɪl si ju ˈmənˌdeɪ!