Гарри Поттер: Никакой магии не существует

Up. Get up. Now!

əp. gɪt əp. naʊ!

Wake up, cousin! We're going to the zoo!

weɪk əp, ˈkəzən! wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ ðə zu!

Oh, here he comes, the birthday boy!

oʊ, hir hi kəmz, ðə ˈbərθˌdeɪ bɔɪ!

Happy birthday, son.

ˈhæpi ˈbərθˌdeɪ, sən.

Why don't you just cook the breakfast, and try not to burn anything.

waɪ doʊnt ju ʤɪst kʊk ðə ˈbrɛkfəst, ənd traɪ nɑt tɪ bərn ˈɛniˌθɪŋ.

Yes, Aunt Petunia.

jɛs, ɔnt pəˈtunjə.

I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day.

aɪ wɔnt ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ tɪ bi ˈpərˌfɪkt fər maɪ dudley's ˈspɛʃəl deɪ.

Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy!

ˈhəri əp! brɪŋ maɪ ˈkɔfi, bɔɪ!

Yes, Uncle Vernon.

jɛs, ˈəŋkəl ˈvərnən.

How many are there?

haʊ ˈmɛni ər ðɛr?

Thirty-six. Counted 'em myself.

thirty-six. ˈkaʊntɪd 'ɛm ˌmaɪˈsɛlf.

Thirty-six?! But last year last year I got thirty-seven!!

thirty-six?! bət læst jɪr læst jɪr aɪ gɑt thirty-seven!!

Yes, well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year!

jɛs, wɛl, səm əv ðɛm ər kwaɪt ə bɪt ˈbɪgər ðən læst jɪr!

I don't care how big they are!

aɪ doʊnt kɛr haʊ bɪg ðeɪ ər!

Oh, now, now, now. This is what we're going to do, is that when we go out we're going to buy you two new presents! How's that, Pumpkin?

oʊ, naʊ, naʊ, naʊ. ðɪs ɪz wət wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ du, ɪz ðət wɪn wi goʊ aʊt wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ baɪ ju tu nu ˈprɛzənts! haʊz ðət, ˈpəmpkɪn?

I'm warning you now, boy. Any funny business, any at all, and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in.

əm ˈwɔrnɪŋ ju naʊ, bɔɪ. ˈɛni ˈfəni ˈbɪznɪs, ˈɛni æt ɔl, ənd ju woʊnt hæv ˈɛni milz fər ə wik. gɪt ɪn.

Make it move.

meɪk ɪt muv.

Move!

muv!

MOVE!

muv!

He's asleep!

hiz əsˈlip!

He's boring.

hiz ˈbɔrɪŋ.

Sorry about him. He doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day, watching people press their ugly faces in on you.

ˈsɑri əˈbaʊt ɪm. hi ˈdəzənt ˌəndərˈstænd wət ɪts laɪk, laɪɪŋ ðɛr deɪ ˈæftər deɪ, ˈwɑʧɪŋ ˈpipəl prɛs ðɛr ˈəgli ˈfeɪsɪz ɪn ɔn ju.

Can you hear me? It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you...I mean...do you talk to people often? You're from Burma,

kən ju hir mi? ɪts ʤɪst aɪv ˈnɛvər tɔkt tɪ ə sneɪk ˌbiˈfɔr. du you...i mean...do ju tɔk tɪ ˈpipəl ˈɔfən? jʊr frəm ˈbərmə,

aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family?

ˈɑrənt ju? wɑz ɪt nis ðɛr? du ju mɪs jʊr ˈfæməli?

Bred in Captivity

brɛd ɪn kæpˈtɪvəti

I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents, either.

aɪ si. ðæts mi ɛz wɛl. aɪ ˈnɛvər nu maɪ ˈpɛrənts, ˈiðər.

Mummy, dad, come here! You won't believe what this snake is doing!!

ˈməmi, dæd, kəm hir! ju woʊnt bɪˈliv wət ðɪs sneɪk ɪz duɪŋ!!

Whoa! Ahh! Ahh!!

woʊ! ɑ! ɑ!!

Thankssssssss.

thankssssssss.

Anytime.

ˈɛniˌtaɪm.

SNAKE!

sneɪk!

Mum, mummy!

məm, ˈməmi!

Mum, help! Help me!

məm, hɛlp! hɛlp mi!

My darling boy! How did you get in there?!

maɪ ˈdɑrlɪŋ bɔɪ! haʊ dɪd ju gɪt ɪn ðɛr?!

How did you get in there? Dursley, oh, Dursley!

haʊ dɪd ju gɪt ɪn ðɛr? dursley, oʊ, dursley!

It's all right. It's all right.

ɪts ɔl raɪt. ɪts ɔl raɪt.

Ow!

oʊ!

What happened?

wət ˈhæpənd?

I swear I don't know! One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic!

aɪ swɛr aɪ doʊnt noʊ! wən ˈmɪnət ðə glæs wɑz ðɛr ənd ðɛn ɪt wɑz gɔn! ɪt wɑz laɪk ˈmæʤɪk!

There's no such thing as magic!

ðɛrz noʊ səʧ θɪŋ ɛz ˈmæʤɪk!