Как я встретил вашу маму: Тоска по дому в Рождество

That year, the holidays were really making Aunt Robin miss Canada, so Marshall brought her to the spot he

ðət jɪr, ðə ˈhɑləˌdeɪz wər ˈrɪli ˈmeɪkɪŋ ɔnt ˈrɑbɪn mɪs ˈkænədə, soʊ ˈmɑrʃəl brɔt hər tɪ ðə spɑt hi

went whenever he got homesick for Minnesota: The Walleye Saloon.

wɛnt wɛˈnɛvər hi gɑt ˈhoʊmˌsɪk fər ˌmɪnɪˈsoʊtə: ðə ˈwɔˌlaɪ səˈlun.

Evening, everybody.

ˈivnɪŋ, ˈɛvriˌbɑdi.

Marshall!

ˈmɑrʃəl!

Meet Robin.

mit ˈrɑbɪn.

Robin!

ˈrɑbɪn!

Go back to drinking.

goʊ bæk tɪ ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ.

Drinking!

ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ!

All right. We got two Bemidji Pale Ales, and who ordered the mini-burgers?

ɔl raɪt. wi gɑt tu bəˈmɪdʤi peɪl eɪlz, ənd hu ˈɔrdərd ðə mini-burgers?

Me.

mi.

Oh, my God! Is that Fisherman's Quest? I used to play FQ all the time back home!

oʊ, maɪ gɑd! ɪz ðət ˈfɪʃərmənz kwɛst? aɪ juzd tɪ pleɪ fq ɔl ðə taɪm bæk hoʊm!

Oh, yeah? I kind of have high score. Not to brag, but I caught a 35-inch northern pike.

oʊ, jæ? aɪ kaɪnd əv hæv haɪ skɔr. nɑt tɪ bræg, bət aɪ kɔt ə 35-inch ˈnɔrðərn paɪk.

Thank you for bringing me here. Those are mine.

θæŋk ju fər ˈbrɪŋɪŋ mi hir. ðoʊz ər maɪn.

Don't let anyone in here know that you're not from Minnesota.

doʊnt lɛt ˈɛniˌwən ɪn hir noʊ ðət jʊr nɑt frəm ˌmɪnɪˈsoʊtə.

Why? What are they going to do if they find out I'm from...

waɪ? wət ər ðeɪ goʊɪŋ tɪ du ɪf ðeɪ faɪnd aʊt əm frəm...

Does this look like a Dallas bar to you, pal?

dɪz ðɪs lʊk laɪk ə ˈdæləs bɑr tɪ ju, pæl?

It's weird, but there's something comforting about being carried like this.

ɪts wɪrd, bət ðɛrz ˈsəmθɪŋ ˈkəmfərtɪŋ əˈbaʊt biɪŋ ˈkɛrid laɪk ðɪs.

Man, can you believe that guy? So, Robin, where are you from?

mæn, kən ju bɪˈliv ðət gaɪ? soʊ, ˈrɑbɪn, wɛr ər ju frəm?

ah... Bemidji. Bemidji, Minnesota. Go, Vikes!

ɑ... bəˈmɪdʤi. bəˈmɪdʤi, ˌmɪnɪˈsoʊtə. goʊ, vaɪks!

High score! You beat Marshall!

haɪ skɔr! ju bit ˈmɑrʃəl!

She's Canadian! Robin's Canadian! She's Canadian. She's not from Bemidji, and she doesn't know a darn thing about the Vikings.

ʃiz kəˈneɪdiən! ˈrɑbɪnz kəˈneɪdiən! ʃiz kəˈneɪdiən. ʃiz nɑt frəm bəˈmɪdʤi, ənd ʃi ˈdəzənt noʊ ə dɑrn θɪŋ əˈbaʊt ðə ˈvaɪkɪŋz.

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey. I'm so sorry for what happened back there. I acted like a total jerk. I shouldn't have said anything.

heɪ. əm soʊ ˈsɑri fər wət ˈhæpənd bæk ðɛr. aɪ ˈæktɪd laɪk ə ˈtoʊtəl ʤərk. aɪ ˈʃʊdənt hæv sɛd ˈɛniˌθɪŋ.

No, look, I'm sorry. That was your place. I shouldn't have tried to make it mine. Just every year at the holidays, I get homesick.

noʊ, lʊk, əm ˈsɑri. ðət wɑz jʊr pleɪs. aɪ ˈʃʊdənt hæv traɪd tɪ meɪk ɪt maɪn. ʤɪst ˈɛvəri jɪr æt ðə ˈhɑləˌdeɪz, aɪ gɪt ˈhoʊmˌsɪk.

I wish I could blink my eyes and be back in Canada for an hour, you know?

aɪ wɪʃ aɪ kʊd blɪŋk maɪ aɪz ənd bi bæk ɪn ˈkænədə fər ən aʊər, ju noʊ?

I was hoping you would say that.

aɪ wɑz ˈhoʊpɪŋ ju wʊd seɪ ðət.

Once, there was this girl who wouldn't go and change With the girls in the change room...

wəns, ðɛr wɑz ðɪs gərl hu ˈwʊdənt goʊ ənd ʧeɪnʤ wɪθ ðə gərlz ɪn ðə ʧeɪnʤ rum...

How did you find this place?

haʊ dɪd ju faɪnd ðɪs pleɪs?

Feels like home, right?

filz laɪk hoʊm, raɪt?

There's one way to find out.

ðɛrz wən weɪ tɪ faɪnd aʊt.

Oh, sorry there. Didn't see ya. Are you okay?

oʊ, ˈsɑri ðɛr. ˈdɪdənt si jɑ. ər ju ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

I'm fine.

əm faɪn.

Okay, sorry aboot that. Have a donut on the hoose (on the house).

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈsɑri aboot ðət. hæv ə ˈdoʊˌnət ɔn ðə hus (ɔn ðə haʊs).

You bumped into him, and he apologized and gave you a donut on the hoose?

ju bəmpt ˈɪntu ɪm, ənd hi əˈpɑləˌʤaɪzd ənd geɪv ju ə ˈdoʊˌnət ɔn ðə hus?

It's just like home.

ɪts ʤɪst laɪk hoʊm.