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I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here, we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom as far as the eye can see.

aɪv bɪn æt dunder ˈmɪflɪn fər 12 jɪrz, ðə læst fɔr ɛz ˈriʤənəl ˈmænɪʤər. ɪf ju wɔnt tɪ kəm θru hir, wi hæv ðə ɪnˈtaɪər flɔr. soʊ ðɪs ɪz maɪ ˈkɪŋdəm ɛz fɑr ɛz ðə aɪ kən si.

This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beasley. Pam has been with us for forever. Right, Pam?

ðɪs ɪz ɑr rɪˈsɛpʃənɪst, pæm. pæm! pam-pam! pæm ˈbizli. pæm həz bɪn wɪθ ˈjuˈɛs fər fərˈɛvər. raɪt, pæm?

Well, I don't know.

wɛl, aɪ doʊnt noʊ.

If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.

ɪf ju θɪŋk ʃiz kjut naʊ, ju ʃʊd hæv sin hər ə ˈkəpəl əv jɪrz əˈgoʊ.

What?

wət?

Any messages?

ˈɛni ˈmɛsɪʤɪz?

Ummm, yeah. Just a fax.

ummm, jæ. ʤɪst ə fæks.

Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you there's a special filing cabinet for things from Corporate?

oʊ! pæm, ðɪs ɪz frəm ˈkɔrpərət. haʊ ˈmɛni taɪmz hæv aɪ toʊld ju ðɛrz ə ˈspɛʃəl ˈfaɪlɪŋ ˈkæbənət fər θɪŋz frəm ˈkɔrpərət?

You haven't told me...

ju ˈhævənt toʊld mi...

It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that. Look at that face.

ɪts kɔld ðə ˈweɪstˌpeɪpər ˈbæskət! lʊk æt ðət. lʊk æt ðət feɪs.

People say I am the best boss. They go, "God, we've never worked in a place like this. You're hilarious. And you get the best out of us."

ˈpipəl seɪ aɪ æm ðə bɛst bɔs. ðeɪ goʊ, "gɑd, wiv ˈnɛvər wərkt ɪn ə pleɪs laɪk ðɪs. jʊr hɪˈlɛriəs. ənd ju gɪt ðə bɛst aʊt əv ˈjuˈɛs."

I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.

aɪ θɪŋk ðət ˈprɪti məʧ səmz ɪt əp. aɪ faʊnd ɪt æt ˈspɛnsər gɪfts.

How are things going at the library?

haʊ ər θɪŋz goʊɪŋ æt ðə ˈlaɪbrɛˌri?

Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it, so...

oʊ, aɪ toʊld ju. aɪ ˈkʊdənt kloʊz ɪt, soʊ...

So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?

soʊ juv kəm tɪ ðə ˈmæstər fər ˈgaɪdəns? ɪz ðɪs wət jʊr seɪɪŋ, ˈgræsˌhɑpər?

Actually, you called me in here, but, yeah.

ˈæˌkʧuəli, ju kɔld mi ɪn hir, bət, jæ.

All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.

ɔl raɪt. wɛl, lɛt mi ʃoʊ ju haʊ ɪts dən.

I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manager.

aɪd laɪk tɪ spik tɪ jʊr ˈɔfəs ˈmænɪʤər, pliz. jɛs, hɛˈloʊ. ðɪs ɪz ˈmaɪkəl skɑt. aɪ æm ðə ˈriʤənəl ˈmænɪʤər əv dunder ˈmɪflɪn ˈpeɪpər ˈprɑdəkts. ʤɪst ˈwɔntɪd tɪ tɔk tɪ ju manager-a-manager.

All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake.

ɔl raɪt. dən dil. θæŋk ju ˈvɛri məʧ, sər. jʊr ə ˈʤɛnəlmən ənd ə ˈskɑlər. oʊ, əm ˈsɑri. ˈoʊˈkeɪ. əm ˈsɑri. maɪ mɪˈsteɪk.

That was a woman I was talking to. She had a very low voice, probably a smoker. So that's the way it's done.

ðət wɑz ə ˈwʊmən aɪ wɑz ˈtɔkɪŋ tɪ. ʃi hæd ə ˈvɛri loʊ vɔɪs, ˈprɑbəˌbli ə sˈmoʊkər. soʊ ðæts ðə weɪ ɪts dən.