Офис: Травма

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

dunder ˈmɪflɪn, ðɪs ɪz pæm.

Pam, it's Michael. Help me. I need help right now!

pæm, ɪts ˈmaɪkəl. hɛlp mi. aɪ nid hɛlp raɪt naʊ!

Michael, what's wrong?

ˈmaɪkəl, wəts rɔŋ?

I'm hurt. I have hurt myself. Oh, my God!

əm hərt. aɪ hæv hərt ˌmaɪˈsɛlf. oʊ, maɪ gɑd!

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, weɪt, weɪt, weɪt, weɪt!

Oh, this is not looking good, Pam.

oʊ, ðɪs ɪz nɑt ˈlʊkɪŋ gʊd, pæm.

Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?

ˈmaɪkəl, du ju nid mi tɪ kɔl ən ˈæmbjələns?

No! I want you to pick me up.

noʊ! aɪ wɔnt ju tɪ pɪk mi əp.

Okay. Wait a sec. I thought you said that you were hurt.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. weɪt ə sɛk. aɪ θɔt ju sɛd ðət ju wər hərt.

I am hurt. I hurt my foot. I want to come to work, but I need you to come and pick me up. Oh, God!

aɪ æm hərt. aɪ hərt maɪ fʊt. aɪ wɔnt tɪ kəm tɪ wərk, bət aɪ nid ju tɪ kəm ənd pɪk mi əp. oʊ, gɑd!

Hey, whoa, Michael.

heɪ, woʊ, ˈmaɪkəl.

Oh, God!

oʊ, gɑd!

Okay. It's Jim. Just say again really loudly what happened.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ɪts ʤɪm. ʤɪst seɪ əˈgɛn ˈrɪli ˈlaʊdli wət ˈhæpənd.

I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman grill and I now need someone to come and bring me in to work.

aɪ bərnd maɪ fʊt ˈvɛri ˈbædli ɔn maɪ ˈfɔrmən grɪl ənd aɪ naʊ nid ˈsəmˌwən tɪ kəm ənd brɪŋ mi ɪn tɪ wərk.

You burned your foot on a Foreman grill?

ju bərnd jʊr fʊt ɔn ə ˈfɔrmən grɪl?

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I

aɪ ˌɛnˈʤɔɪ ˈhævɪŋ ˈbrɛkfəst ɪn bɛd. aɪ laɪk ˈweɪkɪŋ əp tɪ ðə smɛl əv ˈbeɪkən. su mi. ənd sɪns aɪ doʊnt hæv ə ˈbətlər, aɪ

have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill.

hæv tɪ du ɪt ˌmaɪˈsɛlf. soʊ, moʊst naɪts ˌbiˈfɔr aɪ goʊ tɪ bɛd, aɪ wɪl leɪ sɪks strɪps əv ˈbeɪkən aʊt ɔn maɪ ʤɔrʤ ˈfɔrmən grɪl.

Then go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.

ðɛn goʊ tɪ slip. wɪn aɪ weɪk əp, aɪ pləg ɪn ðə grɪl. aɪ goʊ bæk tɪ slip əˈgɛn. ðɛn aɪ weɪk əp tɪ ðə smɛl əv ˈkræklɪŋ ˈbeɪkən.

It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day. Today, I got up, I stepped onto the grill, and it clamped

ɪt ɪz dɪˈlɪʃəs. ɪts gʊd fər mi. ɪts ə ˈpərˌfɪkt weɪ tɪ stɑrt ðə deɪ. təˈdeɪ, aɪ gɑt əp, aɪ stɛpt ˈɔntu ðə grɪl, ənd ɪt klæmpt

down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

daʊn ɔn maɪ fʊt. ðæts ɪt. aɪ doʊnt si wəts soʊ hɑrd tɪ bɪˈliv əˈbaʊt ðət.

Pam, could you come get me?

pæm, kʊd ju kəm gɪt mi?

I have to stay here and answer the phone.

aɪ hæv tɪ steɪ hir ənd ˈænsər ðə foʊn.

Okay, could someone come and get me, please? Ryan?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, kʊd ˈsəmˌwən kəm ənd gɪt mi, pliz? raɪən?

Michael, you should stay home and rest.

ˈmaɪkəl, ju ʃʊd steɪ hoʊm ənd rɛst.

There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell him that?

ðɛrz noʊ ˈtɔɪlət ˈpeɪpər hir. kʊd raɪən... tɛl raɪən tɪ brɪŋ ˈtɔɪlət ˈpeɪpər. kʊd ju tɛl ɪm ðət?

Can you hop?

kən ju hɑp?

I tried hopping Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall. And now my elbow has a protuberance. No one wants to pick me up?

aɪ traɪd ˈhɑpɪŋ ˈkɛvɪn, ənd aɪ bəmpt maɪ ˈɛlˌboʊ əˈgɛnst ðə wɔl. ənd naʊ maɪ ˈɛlˌboʊ həz ə prəˈtubərəns. noʊ wən wɔnts tɪ pɪk mi əp?

What is going on? What is going on?

wət ɪz goʊɪŋ ɔn? wət ɪz goʊɪŋ ɔn?

Michael is sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.

ˈmaɪkəl ɪz sɪk ənd hi wɔnts wən əv ˈjuˈɛs tɪ ˈrɛskju ɪm.

I'm not sick!

əm nɑt sɪk!

I'm I'm coming, Michael! I'm going to save you!

əm əm ˈkəmɪŋ, ˈmaɪkəl! əm goʊɪŋ tɪ seɪv ju!

Don't! Is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.

doʊnt! ɪz ðət dwaɪt? aɪ du nɑt wɔnt dwaɪt.

Okay! Hold on, Michael, I am coming! Wait there!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ! hoʊld ɔn, ˈmaɪkəl, aɪ æm ˈkəmɪŋ! weɪt ðɛr!

I don't want Dwight!

aɪ doʊnt wɔnt dwaɪt!

Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?

ˈmaɪkəl, waɪ doʊnt ju kɔl jʊr ˈgərlˌfrɛnd?

I don't have a girlfriend.

aɪ doʊnt hæv ə ˈgərlˌfrɛnd.

But you said you went out with her this weekend.

bət ju sɛd ju wɛnt aʊt wɪθ hər ðɪs ˈwiˌkɪnd.

That was all made up. Just someone come, okay? Anyone. Anyone, but Dwight.

ðət wɑz ɔl meɪd əp. ʤɪst ˈsəmˌwən kəm, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ˈɛniˌwən. ˈɛniˌwən, bət dwaɪt.

What was that?

wət wɑz ðət?

He hit the pole. It's broken, right? He can't...

hi hɪt ðə poʊl. ɪts ˈbroʊkən, raɪt? hi kænt...

Oh, my gosh.

oʊ, maɪ gɑʃ.

Oh, Dwight. Dwight. Oh, my God.

oʊ, dwaɪt. dwaɪt. oʊ, maɪ gɑd.

Is he okay?

ɪz hi ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

He's still driving. Dwight, you forgot your bumper.

hiz stɪl ˈdraɪvɪŋ. dwaɪt, ju fərˈgɑt jʊr ˈbəmpər.

Hello? Please don't send Dwight.

hɛˈloʊ? pliz doʊnt sɛnd dwaɪt.