Офис: Пэм и Джим

Uh, Michael?

ə, ˈmaɪkəl?

Pam!

pæm!

Hey, there’s a…

heɪ, there’s a……

Burger with cheese!

ˈbərgər wɪθ ʧiz!

There’s a person here…

there’s ə ˈpərsən here……

And fries!

ənd fraɪz!

There’s…

there’s……

And shake! What? Go ahead.

ənd ʃeɪk! wət? goʊ əˈhɛd.

There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags.

there’s ə ˈpərsən hir hu wɔnts tɪ sɛl ˈhændˌbægz.

No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. noʊ ˈvɛndərz ɪn ðə ˈɔfəs. ðət ɪz ə dɪˈstrækʃən.

Okay, I told her you’d talk to her.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ toʊld hər you’d tɔk tɪ hər.

Pam. Pam. Come on, I’m busy. So, just tell her to go away.

pæm. pæm. kəm ɔn, i’m ˈbɪzi. soʊ, ʤɪst tɛl hər tɪ goʊ əˈweɪ.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

All right I’ll talk to her.

ɔl raɪt i’ll tɔk tɪ hər.

This one is hand embroidered.

ðɪs wən ɪz hænd ɛmˈbrɔɪdərd.

All right girls, break it up. You’re being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.

ɔl raɪt gərlz, breɪk ɪt əp. you’re biɪŋ ˈɪnfɪlˌtreɪtɪd. kɑk ɪn ðə ˈhɛnˌhaʊs.

Cocks in the henhouse.

kɑks ɪn ðə ˈhɛnˌhaʊs.

Don’t say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?

don’t seɪ kɑks. oʊ, wət ɪz jʊr neɪm, maɪ fɛr læs?

Katy.

ˈkeɪti.

Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are uh, you’re like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.

ɑ, ˈkeɪti. waʊ. lʊk æt ju. ju ər ə, you’re laɪk ðə nu ənd ˌɪmˈpruvd pæm. pæm 6.0

Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I’m against violence in the workplace.

oʊ, lʊk. oʊ heɪ, noʊ catfights ju tu. i’m əˈgɛnst ˈvaɪələns ɪn ðə ˈwərkˌpleɪs.

So am I.

soʊ æm aɪ.

Nobody cares what you think.

ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi kɛrz wət ju θɪŋk.

Doesn’t matter.

doesn’t ˈmætər.

So, you know what? I usually don’t allow solicitors in the office, but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It’s yours. All day.

soʊ, ju noʊ wət? aɪ ˈjuʒəwəli don’t əˈlaʊ səˈlɪsətərz ɪn ðə ˈɔfəs, bət təˈdeɪ aɪ æm goʊɪŋ tɪ breɪk səm rulz, ənd ju kən hæv ðə ˈkɑnfərəns rum. it’s jʊrz. ɔl deɪ.

Wow, thanks.

waʊ, θæŋks.

Hey Jimmy, what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?

heɪ ˈʤɪmi, wət du ju θɪŋk əv ðət ˈlɪtəl pərs gərl, hə?

Cute, sure, yeah.

kjut, ʃʊr, jæ.

Why don’t you get on that?

waɪ don’t ju gɪt ɔn ðət?

She’s not really my type.

she’s nɑt ˈrɪli maɪ taɪp.

What are you gay?

wət ər ju geɪ?

Hmmm, I don’t think so. Nope.

hmmm, aɪ don’t θɪŋk soʊ. noʊp.

What is your type?

wət ɪz jʊr taɪp?

Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.

mɑmz, praɪˈmɛrəli. jɛp. ˈsɑkər mɑmz. ˈsɪŋgəl mɑmz. ˈnæˌskɑr mɑmz. ˈɛni taɪp əv mɑmz, ˈrɪli.

That’s disgusting.

that’s dɪsˈgəstɪŋ.

Stay away from my mom.

steɪ əˈweɪ frəm maɪ mɑm.

Too late, Kev.

tu leɪt, kev.

Man, I would be all over that if I wasn’t dating Pam.

mæn, aɪ wʊd bi ɔl ˈoʊvər ðət ɪf aɪ wasn’t ˈdeɪtɪŋ pæm.

We’re not dating. We’re engaged.

we’re nɑt ˈdeɪtɪŋ. we’re ɪnˈgeɪʤd.

Engaged, yeah.

ɪnˈgeɪʤd, jæ.

Pam and I are good buddies. I’m sort of Pam’s go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or her fiance Roy. Or uh… Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.

pæm ənd aɪ ər gʊd ˈbədiz. i’m sɔrt əv pam’s go-to gaɪ fər hər ˈprɑbləmz. ju noʊ wɪθ stəf laɪk wərk, ər hər ˌfiˌɑnˈseɪ rɔɪ. ər uh…… noʊp, ðoʊz ər ˈprɪti məʧ hər ˈoʊnli tu ˈprɑbləmz.

So, can I..?

soʊ, kən aɪ..?

Yeah, yeah, of course. Pam, one more thing. How do girls your age feel about futons?

jæ, jæ, əv kɔrs. pæm, wən mɔr θɪŋ. haʊ du gərlz jʊr eɪʤ fil əˈbaʊt ˈfutɑnz?

A futon? He’s a grown man

ə ˈfutɑn? he’s ə groʊn mæn

That’s what he said.

that’s wət hi sɛd.

That’s sad. Or it’s innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.

that’s sæd. ər it’s ˈɪnəˌveɪtɪv. wɛl, ju noʊ ðə ˈfutɑn ɪz ə bɛd ənd kaʊʧ ɔl roʊld ˈɪntu wən.

What’s up?

what’s əp?

Hi.

haɪ.

Are you still mad at me?

ər ju stɪl mæd æt mi?

Roy…

roy……

Come on

kəm ɔn

Cut it out.

kət ɪt aʊt.

Come on, you mad at me?

kəm ɔn, ju mæd æt mi?

Stop it.

stɑp ɪt.

Are you still mad at me now?

ər ju stɪl mæd æt mi naʊ?

Cut it out.

kət ɪt aʊt.

Are you mad at me now?

ər ju mæd æt mi naʊ?

Stop.

stɑp.

Huh? huh? Come on… Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.

hə? hə? kəm on…… kəm ɔn, ˈpæmi aɪ wɑz ʤɪst ˈkɪdɪŋ.

Stop, I can’t breathe.

stɑp, aɪ can’t brið.

I was just kidding. You know I didn’t mean it. I can’t…

aɪ wɑz ʤɪst ˈkɪdɪŋ. ju noʊ aɪ didn’t min ɪt. aɪ can’t……

Jim is a great guy. He’s like a brother to me. We’re like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.

ʤɪm ɪz ə greɪt gaɪ. he’s laɪk ə ˈbrəðər tɪ mi. we’re laɪk bɛst frɛndz ɪn ðə ˈɔfəs ənd aɪ ˈrɪli hoʊp hi faɪndz ˈsəmˌwən.

What’s up?

what’s əp?

I’m bored.

i’m bɔrd.

Thank you for choosing me.

θæŋk ju fər ˈʧuzɪŋ mi.

No, I’m kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?

noʊ, i’m ˈkɪdɪŋ. əm, soʊ ju gɑt bɪg plænz ðɪs ˈwiˌkɪnd?

Ah, well I think I’m going to see Katy.

ɑ, wɛl aɪ θɪŋk i’m goʊɪŋ tɪ si ˈkeɪti.

Really?

ˈrɪli?

Yeah.

jæ.

What are you guys going to do?

wət ər ju gaɪz goʊɪŋ tɪ du?

Oh, man I don’t know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos. And stuff… yeah.

oʊ, mæn aɪ don’t noʊ. ə, ˈdɪnər, drɪŋks, ˈmuvi, ˈmæʧɪŋ ˌtæˈtuz. ənd stuff…… jæ.

That’s cool.

that’s kul.

What are you doing?

wət ər ju duɪŋ?

I, I was going to say, I think that um, we’re going to help Roy’s cousin move.

aɪ, aɪ wɑz goʊɪŋ tɪ seɪ, aɪ θɪŋk ðət əm, we’re goʊɪŋ tɪ hɛlp roy’s ˈkəzən muv.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Because Roy’s got a truck.

bɪˈkəz roy’s gɑt ə trək.

That’s cool.

that’s kul.

Uh, huh. Yes.

ə, hə. jɛs.

That is cool. Well, I’ll see you Monday though, right?

ðət ɪz kul. wɛl, i’ll si ju ˈmənˌdeɪ ðoʊ, raɪt?

Great.

greɪt.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Okay, I’m going to head back.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, i’m goʊɪŋ tɪ hɛd bæk.

All right.

ɔl raɪt.