Офис: Закрытие филиала

There she is. Jan Levinson first thing in the morning.

ðɛr ʃi ɪz. ʤæn ˈlɛvɪnsən fərst θɪŋ ɪn ðə ˈmɔrnɪŋ.

Michael.

ˈmaɪkəl.

Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan!

ləv tɪ stɑrt maɪ deɪ wɪθ ə ˈhɑrti boʊl əv ʤæn!

Michael.

ˈmaɪkəl.

Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby.

ʤɪst kɔl mi ˈlɛvɪnsən ɪn ðə ˈmɔrnɪŋ, ˈbeɪbi.

Michael.

ˈmaɪkəl.

Yes.

jɛs.

I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.

əm hir tɪ tɛl ju ðət wi ər ˈkloʊzɪŋ ðə ˈskræntən brænʧ.

I don't understand.

aɪ doʊnt ˌəndərˈstænd.

The Board voted last night to close your branch.

ðə bɔrd ˈvoʊtɪd læst naɪt tɪ kloʊz jʊr brænʧ.

On whom's authority?

ɔn whom's əˈθɔrəti?

The Board's.

ðə bɔrdz.

What?

wət?

I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the Board asked me to thank you for your years of service.

əm ˈvɛri ˈsɑri. aɪ doʊnt ˈrɛlɪʃ ˈtɛlɪŋ ju ðɪs. juv bɪn ə bɪg pɑrt əv ðɪs ˈkəmpəˌni, ənd ðə bɔrd æst mi tɪ θæŋk ju fər jʊr jɪrz əv ˈsərvɪs.

You're welcome.

jʊr ˈwɛlkəm.

A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch and the rest will be getting severance packages.

ə smɔl ˈnəmbər əv ˈpipəl wɪl bi ˈtrænsfərd tɪ ðə ˈstæmfərd brænʧ ənd ðə rɛst wɪl bi ˈgɪtɪŋ ˈsɛˌvərəns ˈpækɪʤɪz.

Am I a "small number" person or a "severance package" person?

æm aɪ ə "smɔl ˈnəmbər" ˈpərsən ər ə "ˈsɛˌvərəns ˈpækɪʤ" ˈpərsən?

Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a "severance package" person.

wɛl, wi ˈhævənt meɪd ˈfaɪnəl dɪˈsɪʒənz əˈbaʊt ˌpərsəˈnɛl jɛt. bət jʊr ə "ˈsɛˌvərəns ˈpækɪʤ" ˈpərsən.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No!

oʊ, maɪ gɑd! oʊ, maɪ gɑd! noʊ!

What are they talking about?

wət ər ðeɪ ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt?

I don't know.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ.

Is it serious?

ɪz ɪt ˈsɪriəs?

I don't know, Kev.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ, kev.

If you find out anything, call me.

ɪf ju faɪnd aʊt ˈɛniˌθɪŋ, kɔl mi.

You got it, buddy.

ju gɑt ɪt, ˈbədi.

Are you all right, Michael? Do you want me to get you some…

ər ju ɔl raɪt, ˈmaɪkəl? du ju wɔnt mi tɪ gɪt ju some……

No, no, no.

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ.

A water or a tissue?

ə ˈwɔtər ər ə ˈtɪʃu?

All right. Know what? I don't get it. I don't I don't get it because our numbers aren't that bad. Things are looking up.

ɔl raɪt. noʊ wət? aɪ doʊnt gɪt ɪt. aɪ doʊnt aɪ doʊnt gɪt ɪt bɪˈkəz ɑr ˈnəmbərz ˈɑrənt ðət bæd. θɪŋz ər ˈlʊkɪŋ əp.

It's not all about numbers, Michael. It's about talent.

ɪts nɑt ɔl əˈbaʊt ˈnəmbərz, ˈmaɪkəl. ɪts əˈbaʊt ˈtælənt.

Oh, you got a Josh?

oʊ, ju gɑt ə ʤɑʃ?

Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.

ɑr ˈsiˌɛˈfoʊ bɪˈlivz ðət ʤɑʃ ɪz goʊɪŋ tɪ pleɪ ən ˌɪmˈpɔrtənt roʊl ɪn ɑr ˈkəmpəniz fˈjuʧər.

Oh, really. What role is that? King of the stupid universe? Don't do this, Jan.

oʊ, ˈrɪli. wət roʊl ɪz ðət? kɪŋ əv ðə ˈstupɪd ˈjunəˌvərs? doʊnt du ðɪs, ʤæn.

Okay, I think we're finished and I need to go. I would appreciate it if you would please use discretion until we get our ducks in a row.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ θɪŋk wɪr ˈfɪnɪʃt ənd aɪ nid tɪ goʊ. aɪ wʊd əˈpriʃiˌeɪt ɪt ɪf ju wʊd pliz juz dɪˈskrɛʃən ənˈtɪl wi gɪt ɑr dəks ɪn ə roʊ.

I know you're mad, but don't do this to me. Jan. Jan.

aɪ noʊ jʊr mæd, bət doʊnt du ðɪs tɪ mi. ʤæn. ʤæn.

Are you okay?

ər ju ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

Yeah, great, amazing. Best physical condition of my life.

jæ, greɪt, əˈmeɪzɪŋ. bɛst ˈfɪzɪkəl kənˈdɪʃən əv maɪ laɪf.

What did Jan want?

wət dɪd ʤæn wɔnt?

Nothing. Just checking in. I can't tell you, so...

ˈnəθɪŋ. ʤɪst ˈʧɛkɪŋ ɪn. aɪ kænt tɛl ju, soʊ...

What can't you tell me?

wət kænt ju tɛl mi?

Nothing, Pam. What difference does it make? We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway.

ˈnəθɪŋ, pæm. wət ˈdɪfərəns dɪz ɪt meɪk? wɪl ɔl bi gɔn ɪn ə fju wiks ˈɛniˌweɪ.

What?

wət?

What?

wət?

You just said that we're going to be gone?

ju ʤɪst sɛd ðət wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ bi gɔn?

Do I have any messages?

du aɪ hæv ˈɛni ˈmɛsɪʤɪz?

Michael, what's going on?

ˈmaɪkəl, wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn?

I don't know.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ.

What did Jan say to you? Was she mean to you?

wət dɪd ʤæn seɪ tɪ ju? wɑz ʃi min tɪ ju?

Okay. Listen up, everybody, I have some news.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˈlɪsən əp, ˈɛvriˌbɑdi, aɪ hæv səm nuz.

All I can do right now is put on a brave face and go out there and be their leader.

ɔl aɪ kən du raɪt naʊ ɪz pʊt ɔn ə breɪv feɪs ənd goʊ aʊt ðɛr ənd bi ðɛr ˈlidər.

It's over. We are screwed. Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down.

ɪts ˈoʊvər. wi ər skrud. dunder ˈmɪflɪn ˈskræntən ɪz biɪŋ ʃət daʊn.

Michael, we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.

ˈmaɪkəl, wi ˈʃʊdənt bi ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt ðɪs ənˈtɪl ɔl ðə dɪˈsɪʒənz hæv bɪn meɪd.

You knew about this all along, didn't you?

ju nu əˈbaʊt ðɪs ɔl əˈlɔŋ, ˈdɪdənt ju?

Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.

ʤæn toʊld mi ʤɪst ə fju ˈmɪnəts ˌbiˈfɔr ʃi toʊld ju.

Traitor. You are a traitor.

ˈtreɪtər. ju ər ə ˈtreɪtər.

What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?

wət əˈbaʊt ˈjuˈɛs, ˈmaɪkəl? du wi stɪl hæv ʤɑbz?

I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst! So this has been great! So let's get back to work and do the best job that we can.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. ˈprɑbəˌbli nɑt. ðɪs ɪz ðə wərst! soʊ ðɪs həz bɪn greɪt! soʊ lɛts gɪt bæk tɪ wərk ənd du ðə bɛst ʤɑb ðət wi kən.