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Jim is gone. He’s gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! False. I do not miss him.

ʤɪm ɪz gɔn. he’s gɔn. aɪ mɪs ɪm soʊ məʧ. ooooh aɪ kraɪ ˌmaɪˈsɛlf tɪ slip, ʤɪm! fɔls. aɪ du nɑt mɪs ɪm.

I can’t say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure you that it is certainly not more flammable.

aɪ can’t seɪ ˈwɛðər dunder ˈmɪflɪn ˈpeɪpər ɪz lɛs ˈflæməbəl, sər, bət aɪ kən əˈʃʊr ju ðət ɪt ɪz ˈsərtənli nɑt mɔr ˈflæməbəl.

Why did I transfer to Stamford? I think that’s pretty obvious. I got promoted! And you can’t beat that view, right?

waɪ dɪd aɪ ˈtrænsfər tɪ ˈstæmfərd? aɪ θɪŋk that’s ˈprɪti ˈɑbviəs. aɪ gɑt prəˈmoʊtəd! ənd ju can’t bit ðət vju, raɪt?

Hey, Big Tuna! You’re single, right?

heɪ, bɪg ˈtunə! you’re ˈsɪŋgəl, raɪt?

Uh-huh, yeah. I am.

ˈəˈhə, jæ. aɪ æm.

She’s pretty hot, huh? She’s completely crazy. Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for open waters.

she’s ˈprɪti hɑt, hə? she’s kəmˈplitli ˈkreɪzi. stɪr klɪr, bɪg ˈtunə. hɛd fər ˈoʊpən ˈwɔtərz.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day, so Andy started calling me Big Tuna. I don’t think any of them actually know my real name.

aɪ eɪt ə ˈtunə ˈsænwɪʧ ɔn maɪ fərst deɪ, soʊ ˈændi ˈstɑrtɪd ˈkɔlɪŋ mi bɪg ˈtunə. aɪ don’t θɪŋk ˈɛni əv ðɛm ˈæˌkʧuəli noʊ maɪ ril neɪm.

Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I’m not threatened by him. I went

bɪg ˈtunə ɪz ə ˈsupər æmˈbɪʃəs gaɪ, ju noʊ? kət jʊr θroʊt tɪ gɪt əˈhɛd kaɪnd əv gaɪ, bət aɪ min i’m nɑt θˈrɛtənd baɪ ɪm. aɪ wɛnt

to Cornell. You ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the a cappella

tɪ kɔrˈnɛl. ju ˈɛvər hərd əv ɪt? aɪ ˈgræʤəˌweɪtɪd ɪn fɔr jɪrz. aɪ ˈnɛvər ˈstədid wəns. aɪ wɑz drəŋk ðə hoʊl taɪm, ənd aɪ sæŋ ɪn ðə ə kɑˈpɛlə

group, “Here Comes Treble.”

grup, ““here kəmz treble.”.”

So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. And I

soʊ, ɛnd əv deɪ wi ər goʊɪŋ tɪ hæv ə ˈlɪtəl dɪˈvərsɪti ˈpɑləsi rɪˈfrɛʃər bɪˈkəz əv səm mɔr ˈprɑbləmz æt ðə ˈskræntən brænʧ. ənd aɪ

have a list of business startups I got from the chamber. Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.

hæv ə lɪst əv ˈbɪznɪs ˈstɑrˌtəps aɪ gɑt frəm ðə ˈʧeɪmbər. jɛs, aɪ æm goʊɪŋ tɪ nid ˈsəmˌwən tɪ koʊld kɔl ðɛm.

Oh, I can do that.

oʊ, aɪ kən du ðət.

Chicken or fish?

ˈʧɪkən ər fɪʃ?

Chicken.

ˈʧɪkən.

So, are you having a good day?

soʊ, ər ju ˈhævɪŋ ə gʊd deɪ?

Excellent, thanks.

ˈɛksələnt, θæŋks.

Good. I'm glad. Okay.

gʊd. əm glæd. ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Yeah, I didn’t go through with the wedding. I got cold feet a few days before. And I can’t really explain it. I just had to get out of that

jæ, aɪ didn’t goʊ θru wɪθ ðə ˈwɛdɪŋ. aɪ gɑt koʊld fit ə fju deɪz ˌbiˈfɔr. ənd aɪ can’t ˈrɪli ɪkˈspleɪn ɪt. aɪ ʤɪst hæd tɪ gɪt aʊt əv ðət

relationship. We still had to pay for all the food. So we froze it.

riˈleɪʃənˌʃɪp. wi stɪl hæd tɪ peɪ fər ɔl ðə fud. soʊ wi froʊz ɪt.

But I’m, I’m doing well. I have my own apartment. And I’m taking art classes. And

bət i’m, i’m duɪŋ wɛl. aɪ hæv maɪ oʊn əˈpɑrtmənt. ənd i’m ˈteɪkɪŋ ɑrt ˈklæsɪz. ənd

I have lunch for the next five weeks.

aɪ hæv lənʧ fər ðə nɛkst faɪv wiks.