Компьютерщики: Неудачное свидание

There we go. Do it properly. Cheers.

ðɛr wi goʊ. du ɪt ˈprɑpərli. ʧɪrz.

Hey, this is fun. It's been a good night so far.

heɪ, ðɪs ɪz fən. ɪts bɪn ə gʊd naɪt soʊ fɑr.

Yeah, it's been really good, yeah. Yeah, I'll be honest, when Julie suggested we get together I was like, "No." You know, I get set up a lot by friends, and it never works out.

jæ, ɪts bɪn ˈrɪli gʊd, jæ. jæ, aɪl bi ˈɑnəst, wɪn ˈʤuli səˈʤɛstɪd wi gɪt təˈgɛðər aɪ wɑz laɪk, "noʊ." ju noʊ, aɪ gɪt sɛt əp ə lɔt baɪ frɛndz, ənd ɪt ˈnɛvər wərks aʊt.

Tell me about it. Me too.

tɛl mi əˈbaʊt ɪt. mi tu.

You know, I hate dates, usually. They should call dates "spend some time with a big fat loser". But this has been brilliant.

ju noʊ, aɪ heɪt deɪts, ˈjuʒəwəli. ðeɪ ʃʊd kɔl deɪts "spɛnd səm taɪm wɪθ ə bɪg fæt ˈluzər". bət ðɪs həz bɪn ˈbrɪljənt.

Let me guess. You're a red wine person.

lɛt mi gɛs. jʊr ə rɛd waɪn ˈpərsən.

Yes. Yes, I am.

jɛs. jɛs, aɪ æm.

Oh! I would be too, if we could get some service round here! Yeah, you, Hucknall. When you're Simply Ready. Unbelievable. Oh, I should say, I don't really like sharing.

oʊ! aɪ wʊd bi tu, ɪf wi kʊd gɪt səm ˈsərvɪs raʊnd hir! jæ, ju, hucknall. wɪn jʊr ˈsɪmpli ˈrɛdi. ˌənbəˈlivəbəl. oʊ, aɪ ʃʊd seɪ, aɪ doʊnt ˈrɪli laɪk ˈʃɛrɪŋ.

So you get what you want, I'll get what I want, we'll leave it at that. I just think it's a lot less confusing.

soʊ ju gɪt wət ju wɔnt, aɪl gɪt wət aɪ wɔnt, wɪl liv ɪt æt ðət. aɪ ʤɪst θɪŋk ɪts ə lɔt lɛs kənfˈjuzɪŋ.

Sure. Sure.

ʃʊr. ʃʊr.

"Oh, and just to say, I don't really like sharing." With the rising inflection and everything. In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing.

"oʊ, ənd ʤɪst tɪ seɪ, aɪ doʊnt ˈrɪli laɪk ˈʃɛrɪŋ." wɪθ ðə ˈraɪzɪŋ ˌɪnˈflɛkʃən ənd ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ. ɪn ə ˈtəpəs ˈrɛˌstrɑnt, hi ˈdəzənt laɪk ˈʃɛrɪŋ.

What the heck is tapas?

wət ðə hɛk ɪz ˈtəpəs?

You know tapas. Tiny food from Spain.

ju noʊ ˈtəpəs. ˈtaɪni fud frəm speɪn.

Oh, yes. Tay-pas.

oʊ, jɛs. tay-pas.

Yeah, that's not how you say it.

jæ, ðæts nɑt haʊ ju seɪ ɪt.

Yes, it is.

jɛs, ɪt ɪz.

You're a tape-ass.

jʊr ə tape-ass.

What else? What else?

wət ɛls? wət ɛls?

What else? Oh, God, you should have seen him with the waiters.

wət ɛls? oʊ, gɑd, ju ʃʊd hæv sin ɪm wɪθ ðə ˈweɪtərz.

Rude?

rud?

Unbelievable!

ˌənbəˈlivəbəl!

Oh, yeah. I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.

oʊ, jæ. aɪ juzd tɪ wərk ɛz ə ˈweɪtər. ɪf ˈɛniˌwən wɑz ˈɛvər rud tɪ mi, aɪ juzd tɪ ˈkɛri ðɛr fud əraʊnd ɪn maɪ ˈtraʊzərz.

If he comes by...

ɪf hi kəmz baɪ...

Right, if who comes by?

raɪt, ɪf hu kəmz baɪ?

The News.

ðə nuz.

Yes, right.

jɛs, raɪt.

If he calls, just tell him something.

ɪf hi kɔlz, ʤɪst tɛl ɪm ˈsəmθɪŋ.

Leave it with me.

liv ɪt wɪθ mi.

Great.

greɪt.

Although I should say, I'm not very good at lying.

ˌɔlˈðoʊ aɪ ʃʊd seɪ, əm nɑt ˈvɛri gʊd æt laɪɪŋ.

Listen, Moss, you're not going to court, yeah? Just tell him something.

ˈlɪsən, mɔs, jʊr nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ kɔrt, jæ? ʤɪst tɛl ɪm ˈsəmθɪŋ.

Yeah, it's just I've never been very good at judging the scale of the lie.

jæ, ɪts ʤɪst aɪv ˈnɛvər bɪn ˈvɛri gʊd æt ˈʤəʤɪŋ ðə skeɪl əv ðə laɪ.

Tell him I'm busy!

tɛl ɪm əm ˈbɪzi!

You're busy. That's brilliant.

jʊr ˈbɪzi. ðæts ˈbrɪljənt.

Just don't let him in here under any circumstances.

ʤɪst doʊnt lɛt ɪm ɪn hir ˈəndər ˈɛni ˈsərkəmˌstænsɪz.

No. You're busy.

noʊ. jʊr ˈbɪzi.