Компьютерщики: Команда айтишников

I cannot believe you're going to tell on me. You're like a pair of horrible old women.

aɪ ˈkænɑt bɪˈliv jʊr goʊɪŋ tɪ tɛl ɔn mi. jʊr laɪk ə pɛr əv ˈhɔrəbəl oʊld ˈwɪmən.

What did she say?

wət dɪd ʃi seɪ?

She said we're like horrible old women.

ʃi sɛd wɪr laɪk ˈhɔrəbəl oʊld ˈwɪmən.

She didn't?

ʃi ˈdɪdənt?

Hey, guys. I hear you've got something to tell me.

heɪ, gaɪz. aɪ hir juv gɑt ˈsəmθɪŋ tɪ tɛl mi.

Yes, well, it's like this.

jɛs, wɛl, ɪts laɪk ðɪs.

Look at you. My IT team.

lʊk æt ju. maɪ ɪt tim.

Yeah.

jæ.

Team players, each and every one of you.

tim pleɪərz, iʧ ənd ˈɛvəri wən əv ju.

Yeah, well, she...

jæ, wɛl, ʃi...

There's no room for people who can't act in a team on my team. Excuse me. Hello.

ðɛrz noʊ rum fər ˈpipəl hu kænt ækt ɪn ə tim ɔn maɪ tim. ɪkˈskjuz mi. hɛˈloʊ.

What? Well, if you can't work as a team, you're all fired. That's it. You heard me. Fired. Get your things and go.

wət? wɛl, ɪf ju kænt wərk ɛz ə tim, jʊr ɔl faɪərd. ðæts ɪt. ju hərd mi. faɪərd. gɪt jʊr θɪŋz ənd goʊ.

Hello, Security. Everyone on floor four is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you

hɛˈloʊ, sɪˈkjʊrəti. ˈɛvriˌwən ɔn flɔr fɔr ɪz faɪərd. ˈɛskɔrt ðɛm frəm ðə ˈprɛməsəz. ənd du ɪt ɛz ə tim. rɪˈmɛmbər, jʊr ə tim ənd ɪf ju

can't act as a team, you're fired too.

kænt ækt ɛz ə tim, jʊr faɪərd tu.

Dawn, get on to Recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current team from the

dɔn, gɪt ɔn tɪ rɪˈkrutmənt. gɪt ðɛm tɪ lʊk fər ə sɪˈkjʊrəti tim ðət kən wərk ɛz ə tim. ðeɪ meɪ hæv tɪ ˈɛskɔrt ðə ˈkɑrənt tim frəm ðə

building for not acting like a team.

ˈbɪldɪŋ fər nɑt ˈæktɪŋ laɪk ə tim.

Team. Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word "team". So what do you want to tell me?

tim. tim, tim, tim, tim, tim. aɪ ˈivɪn ləv seɪɪŋ ðə wərd "tim". soʊ wət du ju wɔnt tɪ tɛl mi?

Well, it's just not working out.

wɛl, ɪts ʤɪst nɑt ˈwərkɪŋ aʊt.

He's joking.

hiz ˈʤoʊkɪŋ.

But you said...

bət ju sɛd...

Not working out?

nɑt ˈwərkɪŋ aʊt?

Oh, no. We are getting on like a big house on fire.

oʊ, noʊ. wi ər ˈgɪtɪŋ ɔn laɪk ə bɪg haʊs ɔn faɪər.

My ear is getting hot.

maɪ ɪr ɪz ˈgɪtɪŋ hɑt.

No. You know what? We should leave now, because you're a busy man and we've taken up far too much of your time. Jen, could you get the door

noʊ. ju noʊ wət? wi ʃʊd liv naʊ, bɪˈkəz jʊr ə ˈbɪzi mæn ənd wiv ˈteɪkən əp fɑr tu məʧ əv jʊr taɪm. ʤɛn, kʊd ju gɪt ðə dɔr

for me there?

fər mi ðɛr?

Absolutely, Roy.

ˌæbsəˈlutli, rɔɪ.

Why did you come here in the first place?

waɪ dɪd ju kəm hir ɪn ðə fərst pleɪs?

We set up a voice-activation system on your computer. I think you're going to enjoy it. It might take a little while to get the pitch right on

wi sɛt əp ə voice-activation ˈsɪstəm ɔn jʊr kəmˈpjutər. aɪ θɪŋk jʊr goʊɪŋ tɪ ˌɛnˈʤɔɪ ɪt. ɪt maɪt teɪk ə ˈlɪtəl waɪl tɪ gɪt ðə pɪʧ raɪt ɔn

the voice, but nonetheless, go ahead. Thank you very much. Bye-bye.

ðə vɔɪs, bət ˌnənðəˈlɛs, goʊ əˈhɛd. θæŋk ju ˈvɛri məʧ. ˈbaɪˈbaɪ.

Thank you. How exciting. Hello. Hello, computer. Hello. Hello. Hello, computer.

θæŋk ju. haʊ ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ. hɛˈloʊ. hɛˈloʊ, kəmˈpjutər. hɛˈloʊ. hɛˈloʊ. hɛˈloʊ, kəmˈpjutər.

I mean, what good are you? You obviously don't know anything about computers.

aɪ min, wət gʊd ər ju? ju ˈɑbviəsli doʊnt noʊ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ əˈbaʊt kəmˈpjutərz.

No. But, OK, but I can learn, you know. I mean, for example, Moss, you could take me through what you're doing right now.

noʊ. bət, ˈoʊˈkeɪ, bət aɪ kən lərn, ju noʊ. aɪ min, fər ɪgˈzæmpəl, mɔs, ju kʊd teɪk mi θru wət jʊr duɪŋ raɪt naʊ.

I'd be delighted. I'm just working on a very simple piece of programming code.

aɪd bi dɪˈlaɪtɪd. əm ʤɪst ˈwərkɪŋ ɔn ə ˈvɛri ˈsɪmpəl pis əv ˈproʊˌgræmɪŋ koʊd.

I see. Oh, God, no, I'm lying again. I didn't understand any of that. I don't know anything about computers. I mean, I'm absolutely useless to

aɪ si. oʊ, gɑd, noʊ, əm laɪɪŋ əˈgɛn. aɪ ˈdɪdənt ˌəndərˈstænd ˈɛni əv ðət. aɪ doʊnt noʊ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ əˈbaʊt kəmˈpjutərz. aɪ min, əm ˌæbsəˈlutli ˈjusləs tɪ

you. I might as well pack up and go home.

ju. aɪ maɪt ɛz wɛl pæk əp ənd goʊ hoʊm.

Hi. Is Roy around?

haɪ. ɪz rɔɪ əraʊnd?

Hello, there, little lady. Are you lost? How can I help you? I'm Roy.

hɛˈloʊ, ðɛr, ˈlɪtəl ˈleɪdi. ər ju lɔst? haʊ kən aɪ hɛlp ju? əm rɔɪ.

Oh! You wanted me to come down? Huh? Well, here I am.

oʊ! ju ˈwɔntɪd mi tɪ kəm daʊn? hə? wɛl, hir aɪ æm.

Not the face! Not the face!

nɑt ðə feɪs! nɑt ðə feɪs!

Well, maybe this will teach you to treat people with a little bit of respect!

wɛl, ˈmeɪbi ðɪs wɪl tiʧ ju tɪ trit ˈpipəl wɪθ ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt əv rɪˈspɛkt!

Is there any chance we spoke on the phone earlier?

ɪz ðɛr ˈɛni ʧæns wi spoʊk ɔn ðə foʊn ˈərliər?

Oh, my God. Are those Manolos?

oʊ, maɪ gɑd. ər ðoʊz manolos?

Oh, yes.

oʊ, jɛs.

They are gorgeous. Were they expensive?

ðeɪ ər ˈgɔrʤəs. wər ðeɪ ɪkˈspɛnsɪv?

No. No, no, no. Got them in the sale.

noʊ. noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. gɑt ðɛm ɪn ðə seɪl.

Oh, God. Clever you. I'm never lucky enough to get a bargain like that.

oʊ, gɑd. ˈklɛvər ju. əm ˈnɛvər ˈləki ɪˈnəf tɪ gɪt ə ˈbɑrgɪn laɪk ðət.

Well, I should take you shopping.

wɛl, aɪ ʃʊd teɪk ju ˈʃɑpɪŋ.

That would be fantastic.

ðət wʊd bi fænˈtæstɪk.

I'm upstairs.

əm əpˈstɛrz.

I'll give you a call.

aɪl gɪv ju ə kɔl.

Nice to meet you. Take care.

nis tɪ mit ju. teɪk kɛr.

Nice meeting you.

nis ˈmitɪŋ ju.

Chairman Wow. You just defused that entire situation.

ˈʧɛrmən waʊ. ju ʤɪst dɪfˈjuzd ðət ɪnˈtaɪər ˌsɪʧuˈeɪʃən.

What situation? Oh, that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Does that happen a lot?

wət ˌsɪʧuˈeɪʃən? oʊ, ðət. jæ. oʊ, maɪ gɑd. dɪz ðət ˈhæpən ə lɔt?

They're fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a biweekly beating.

ðɛr ˈfɛrli ˈrɛgjələr, ðə ˈbitɪŋz, jɛs. aɪd seɪ wɪr ɔn ə baɪˈwikli ˈbitɪŋ.

Oh, it's not all that bad.

oʊ, ɪts nɑt ɔl ðət bæd.

Come on, Roy. It's pretty bad.

kəm ɔn, rɔɪ. ɪts ˈprɪti bæd.

Maybe I could help with this. You know, I mean, I'm a people person, and people like you need a person to deal with people - a people person like me.

ˈmeɪbi aɪ kʊd hɛlp wɪθ ðɪs. ju noʊ, aɪ min, əm ə ˈpipəl ˈpərsən, ənd ˈpipəl laɪk ju nid ə ˈpərsən tɪ dil wɪθ ˈpipəl ə ˈpipəl ˈpərsən laɪk mi.