Теория большого взрыва: Хэллоуин у Пенни

Oh, hey guys.

oʊ, heɪ gaɪz.

Hello Penny.

hɛˈloʊ ˈpɛni.

Morning ma’am.

ˈmɔrnɪŋ ma’am.

So, how was paintball, did you have fun?

soʊ, haʊ wɑz ˈpeɪntˌbɑl, dɪd ju hæv fən?

Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.

ʃʊr, ɪf ju kənˈsɪdər biɪŋ fragged baɪ jʊr oʊn trups fən.

Okay, um, oh hey, I’m having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, əm, oʊ heɪ, i’m ˈhævɪŋ ə ˈpɑrti ɔn ˈsæˌtɪˌdeɪ soʊ ɪf ju gaɪz ər əraʊnd ju ʃʊd kəm baɪ.

A party?

ə ˈpɑrti?

Yeah.

jæ.

A boy-girl party?

ə boy-girl ˈpɑrti?

Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it is a party. So, it’ll just be a bunch of my friends, we’ll have some beer, do a little dancing...

wɛl, ðɛr wɪl bi bɔɪz, ənd ðɛr wɪl bi gərlz, ənd ɪt ɪz ə ˈpɑrti. soʊ, it’ll ʤɪst bi ə bənʧ əv maɪ frɛndz, we’ll hæv səm bɪr, du ə ˈlɪtəl ˈdænsɪŋ...

Dancing?

ˈdænsɪŋ?

Yeah, I don’t know, Penny...

jæ, aɪ don’t noʊ, ˈpɛni...

The thing is, we’re not...

ðə θɪŋ ɪz, we’re nɑt...

We’re really more...

we’re ˈrɪli mɔr...

No.

noʊ.

But thanks, thanks for thinking of us.

bət θæŋks, θæŋks fər ˈθɪŋkɪŋ əv ˈjuˈɛs.

Are you sure? Come on, it’s Halloween.

ər ju ʃʊr? kəm ɔn, it’s ˌhæləˈwin.

A Halloween party?

ə ˌhæləˈwin ˈpɑrti?

As in, costumes?

ɛz ɪn, ˈkɑstumz?

Well, yeah.

wɛl, jæ.

Is there a theme?

ɪz ðɛr ə θim?

Um, yeah, Halloween.

əm, jæ, ˌhæləˈwin.

Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre specific?

jɛs, bət ər ðə ˈkɑstumz ˈrændəm, ər ˈʒɑnrə spɪˈsɪfɪk?

As usual, I’m not following.

ɛz ˈjuʒəwəl, i’m nɑt ˈfɑloʊɪŋ.

He’s asking if we can come as anyone from science-fiction, fantasy...

he’s ˈæskɪŋ ɪf wi kən kəm ɛz ˈɛniˌwən frəm ˈsaɪənsˌfɪkʃən, ˈfænəsi...

Sure.

ʃʊr.

What about comic-books?

wət əˈbaʊt comic-books?

Fine.

faɪn.

Anime?

anime?

Of course.

əv kɔrs.

TV , film, D&D, Manga, Greek Gods, Roman Gods, Norse Gods...

ˌtɛləˈvɪʒən fɪlm, d&d, ˈmæŋgə, grik gɑdz, ˈroʊmən gɑdz, nɔrs gɑdz...

Anything you want, okay? Any costume you want. Bye.

ˈɛniˌθɪŋ ju wɔnt, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? ˈɛni ˈkɑstum ju wɔnt. baɪ.

Gentlemen, to the sewing machines.

ˈʤɛnəlmɪn, tɪ ðə soʊɪŋ məˈʃinz.

Oh, hey guys.

oʊ, heɪ gaɪz.

Hey, sorry we’re late.

heɪ, ˈsɑri we’re leɪt.

Late? It’s 7:05.

leɪt? it’s 7:05

And you said the party starts at 7:00.

ənd ju sɛd ðə ˈpɑrti stɑrts æt 7:00

Well, yeah, when you start a party at 7:00, no-one shows up at, you know, 7:00.

wɛl, jæ, wɪn ju stɑrt ə ˈpɑrti æt 7:00 ˈnoʊwən ʃoʊz əp æt, ju noʊ, 7:00

It’s 7:05.

it’s 7:05

Yes. Yes it is. Okay, well, um, come on in.

jɛs. jɛs ɪt ɪz. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, wɛl, əm, kəm ɔn ɪn.

What, are all the girls in the bathroom?

wət, ər ɔl ðə gərlz ɪn ðə ˈbæθˌrum?

Probably, but in their own homes.

ˈprɑbəˌbli, bət ɪn ðɛr oʊn hoʊmz.

So what time does the costume parade start?

soʊ wət taɪm dɪz ðə ˈkɑstum pəreɪd stɑrt?

The parade?

ðə pəreɪd?

Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume, you know, most frightening, most authentic, most accurate visual representation of a scientific principle.

jæ, soʊ ðə ˈʤəʤɪz kən gɪv aʊt ðə ˈpraɪzɪz fər bɛst ˈkɑstum, ju noʊ, moʊst ˈfraɪtənɪŋ, moʊst əˈθɛnɪk, moʊst ˈækjərət ˈvɪʒəwəl ˌrɛprəzɛnˈteɪʃən əv ə ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk ˈprɪnsəpəl.

Oh, Sheldon, I’m sorry but there aren’t going to be any parades or judges or prizes.

oʊ, ˈʃɛldən, i’m ˈsɑri bət ðɛr aren’t goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ˈɛni pəreɪdz ər ˈʤəʤɪz ər ˈpraɪzɪz.

This party is just going to suck.

ðɪs ˈpɑrti ɪz ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ sək.

No, come on, it’s going to be fun, and you all look great, I mean, look at you, Thor, and, oh, Peter Pan, that’s so cute.

noʊ, kəm ɔn, it’s goʊɪŋ tɪ bi fən, ənd ju ɔl lʊk greɪt, aɪ min, lʊk æt ju, θɔr, ənd, oʊ, ˈpitər pæn, that’s soʊ kjut.

Actually, Penny, he’s Rob...

ˈæˌkʧuəli, ˈpɛni, he’s rɑb...

I’m Peter Pan! And I’ve got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

i’m ˈpitər pæn! ənd i’ve gɑt ə ˈhændˌfʊl əv ˈpɪksi dəst wɪθ jʊr neɪm ɔn ɪt.

No you don’t. Oh, hey, what’s Sheldon supposed to be.

noʊ ju don’t. oʊ, heɪ, what’s ˈʃɛldən səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi.

Oh, he’s the Doppler Effect.

oʊ, he’s ðə ˈdɑplər ˈifɛkt.

Yes. It’s the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.

jɛs. it’s ðə əˈpɛrənt ʧeɪnʤ ɪn ðə ˈfrikwənsi əv ə weɪv kɔzd baɪ ˈrɛlətɪv ˈmoʊʃən bɪtˈwin ðə sɔrs əv ðə weɪv ənd ðə əbˈzərvər.

Oh, sure, I see it now, the Doppler Effect. All right, I’ve got to shower, you guys um, make yourselves comfortable.

oʊ, ʃʊr, aɪ si ɪt naʊ, ðə ˈdɑplər ˈifɛkt. ɔl raɪt, i’ve gɑt tɪ ʃaʊər, ju gaɪz əm, meɪk ˈjɔrsɛlvz ˈkəmfərtəbəl.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

See, people get it.

si, ˈpipəl gɪt ɪt.

Mmmm, by Odin’s beard, this is good Chex Mix.

mmmm, baɪ odin’s bɪrd, ðɪs ɪz gʊd chex mɪks.

No thanks, peanuts, I can’t afford to swell up in these tights.

noʊ θæŋks, ˈpiˌnəts, aɪ can’t əˈfɔrd tɪ swɛl əp ɪn ðiz taɪts.

I’m confused. If there’s no costume parade, what are we doing here?

i’m kənfˈjuzd. ɪf there’s noʊ ˈkɑstum pəreɪd, wət ər wi duɪŋ hir?

We’re socialising. Meeting new people.

we’re socialising. ˈmitɪŋ nu ˈpipəl.

Telepathically?

telepathically?