Теория большого взрыва: Травля

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox.

heɪ, jʊr ˈkɑpi əv saɪəns ˈmægəˌzin wɑz ɪn maɪ ˈmeɪlˌbɑks.

Oh, thanks.

oʊ, θæŋks.

Mm-hmm.

mm-hmm.

Check it out. All about planets this month.

ʧɛk ɪt aʊt. ɔl əˈbaʊt ˈplænəts ðɪs mənθ.

That's an atom.

ðæts ən ˈætəm.

Agree to disagree. That's what I love about science. There's no one right answer.

əˈgri tɪ dɪsəˈgri. ðæts wət aɪ ləv əˈbaʊt saɪəns. ðɛrz noʊ wən raɪt ˈænsər.

So, you and Zack again, huh?

soʊ, ju ənd zæk əˈgɛn, hə?

Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.

jæ, jæ, mi ənd zæk əˈgɛn.

Were we here earlier?

wər wi hir ˈərliər?

Okay, we should, we should go.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, wi ʃʊd, wi ʃʊd goʊ.

Ah, not yet. I want to talk science with the science dudes.

ɑ, nɑt jɛt. aɪ wɔnt tɪ tɔk saɪəns wɪθ ðə saɪəns djudz.

Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about? Rocks? Dinosaurs? Our friend the beaver?

oʊ, ənd ðə saɪəns djudz wɔnt tɪ tɔk saɪəns wɪθ ju. wət du ju wɔnt tɪ tɔk əˈbaʊt? rɑks? ˈdaɪnəˌsɔrz? ɑr frɛnd ðə ˈbivər?

You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.

ju noʊ, aɪ sɔ ðɪs greɪt θɪŋ ɔn ðə ˌdɪˈskəvri ˈʧænəl. tərnz aʊt ðət ɪf ju kɪl ə ˈstɑrˌfɪʃ, ˈɪtəl ʤɪst kəm bæk tɪ laɪf.

Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

wɑz ðə ˈstɑrˌfɪʃ ˈwɛrɪŋ ˈbɑksər ʃɔrts? bɪˈkəz ju maɪt hæv bɪn ˈwɑʧɪŋ ˌnɪkɪˈloʊdiən.

No. I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.

noʊ. əm ˈɔlˌmoʊst ʃʊr ðət ɪt wɑz ðə ˌdɪˈskəvri ˈʧænəl. ɪt wɑz ə greɪt ʃoʊ. ðeɪ ˈɔlsoʊ sɛd ˈdɑlfənz maɪt bi sˈmɑrtər ðən ˈpipəl.

They might be smarter than some people.

ðeɪ maɪt bi sˈmɑrtər ðən səm ˈpipəl.

Well, maybe we can do an experiment to find out.

wɛl, ˈmeɪbi wi kən du ən ɪkˈspɛrəmənt tɪ faɪnd aʊt.

Oh, that's easy enough. We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through, and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.

oʊ, ðæts ˈizi ɪˈnəf. wid nid ə lɑrʤ tæŋk əv ˈwɔtər, ə hup tɪ ʤəmp θru, ənd ə ˈbəkɪt əv ˌwəˈtɛvər bite-sized trits ju faɪnd ˈteɪsti.

I don't get it.

aɪ doʊnt gɪt ɪt.

A dolphin might.

ə ˈdɑlfən maɪt.

Oh, I see. You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.

oʊ, aɪ si. ju gaɪz ər ˌɪnˈfərɪŋ ðət əm ˈstupɪd.

That's not correct. We were implying it. You then inferred it.

ðæts nɑt kərˈɛkt. wi wər ˌɪmˈplaɪɪŋ ɪt. ju ðɛn ˌɪnˈfərd ɪt.

Let's go.

lɛts goʊ.

You know, for a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you.

ju noʊ, fər ə grup əv gaɪz hu kleɪm ðeɪ spɛnt moʊst əv ðɛr lɪvz biɪŋ ˈbʊlid, ju kən bi ril ʤərks. ʃeɪm ɔn ɔl əv ju.

What the hell did I do?

wət ðə hɛl dɪd aɪ du?

You laughed.

ju læft.

(Do) You think Penny's right? Were we bullying Zack?

(du) ju θɪŋk ˈpɛniz raɪt? wər wi ˈbʊliɪŋ zæk?

No, I know bullying. He left here unswirlied, and his ass crack was underpants-free.

noʊ, aɪ noʊ ˈbʊliɪŋ. hi lɛft hir unswirlied, ənd hɪz æs kræk wɑz underpants-free.

And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.

ənd ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi dru ə ˈpinɪs ɔn hɪz ˈfɔrhɛd.

That happened to you?

ðət ˈhæpənd tɪ ju?

First day of cricket camp. They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.

fərst deɪ əv ˈkrɪkɪt kæmp. ðeɪ dru ɪt soʊ ðə ˈtɛˌstɪkəlz wər maɪ aɪz.

I don't know. I think we might owe the guy an apology.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. aɪ θɪŋk wi maɪt oʊ ðə gaɪ ən əˈpɑləˌʤi.

So go apologize.

soʊ goʊ əˈpɑləˌʤaɪz.

Why me?

waɪ mi?

You started it. We just piled on.

ju ˈstɑrtɪd ɪt. wi ʤɪst paɪld ɔn.

What would I even say?

wət wʊd aɪ ˈivɪn seɪ?

Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.

zæk, əm ˈsɑri jʊr ˈstupɪd.

I've got a better idea. We're all responsible. I say we all go. Come on, who's with me?

aɪv gɑt ə ˈbɛtər aɪˈdiə. wɪr ɔl riˈspɑnsəbəl. aɪ seɪ wi ɔl goʊ. kəm ɔn, huz wɪθ mi?

Free comic books to anyone who comes with me. I might get punched. (Do) You really want to miss that?

fri ˈkɑmɪk bʊks tɪ ˈɛniˌwən hu kəmz wɪθ mi. aɪ maɪt gɪt pənʧt. (du) ju ˈrɪli wɔnt tɪ mɪs ðət?