Теория большого взрыва: Дружба и предательство

Hey guys, guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.

heɪ gaɪz, gɛs hu aɪ faʊnd æt læks. maɪ ˈbeɪbi ˈsɪstər priya.

So, Priya, what brings you back to LA?

soʊ, priya, wət brɪŋz ju bæk tɪ lɑ?

I have a one-day layover on my way to Toronto. Corporate merger.

aɪ hæv ə one-day ˈleɪˌoʊvər ɔn maɪ weɪ tɪ tərˈɑntoʊ. ˈkɔrpərət ˈmərʤər.

Can you believe it? Little Priya is one of the lead attorneys for the biggest car company in India.

kən ju bɪˈliv ɪt? ˈlɪtəl priya ɪz wən əv ðə lɛd əˈtərniz fər ðə ˈbɪgəst kɑr ˈkəmpəˌni ɪn ˈɪndiə.

I want to catch up with all of you, but first I really must visit the loo.

aɪ wɔnt tɪ kæʧ əp wɪθ ɔl əv ju, bət fərst aɪ ˈrɪli məst ˈvɪzɪt ðə lu.

I'm going too. I'll show you where it is.

əm goʊɪŋ tu. aɪl ʃoʊ ju wɛr ɪt ɪz.

All right, this goes without saying, but I'm just going to say it anyway. Hands off my sister.

ɔl raɪt, ðɪs goʊz wɪˈθaʊt seɪɪŋ, bət əm ʤɪst goʊɪŋ tɪ seɪ ɪt ˈɛniˌweɪ. hænz ɔf maɪ ˈsɪstər.

Why would I touch her? She's covered with airplane germs.

waɪ wʊd aɪ təʧ hər? ʃiz ˈkəvərd wɪθ ˈɛrˌpleɪn ʤərmz.

I'm so not talking to you. I'm talking to him.

əm soʊ nɑt ˈtɔkɪŋ tɪ ju. əm ˈtɔkɪŋ tɪ ɪm.

Hey, I've got a girlfriend now.

heɪ, aɪv gɑt ə ˈgərlˌfrɛnd naʊ.

Oh please. My sister's much hotter than your girlfriend and you know it.

oʊ pliz. maɪ ˈsɪstərz məʧ ˈhɑtər ðən jʊr ˈgərlˌfrɛnd ənd ju noʊ ɪt.

Let's just agree they're both hot.

lɛts ʤɪst əˈgri ðɛr boʊθ hɑt.

Dude, that's my sister you're talking about.

dud, ðæts maɪ ˈsɪstər jʊr ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt.

Okay, forget who's hotter. The first time Priya came to LA, Leonard and I made a pact out of respect

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, fərˈgɛt huz ˈhɑtər. ðə fərst taɪm priya keɪm tɪ lɑ, ˈlɛnərd ənd aɪ meɪd ə pækt aʊt əv rɪˈspɛkt

to our friendship, and to you, that neither of us would hit on her.

tɪ ɑr ˈfrɛndʃɪp, ənd tɪ ju, ðət ˈniðər əv ˈjuˈɛs wʊd hɪt ɔn hər.

Did you pinky swear?

dɪd ju ˈpɪŋki swɛr?

Yes.

jɛs.

Okay then.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ ðɛn.

Cobbler. I'm still laughing.

ˈkɑblər. əm stɪl ˈlæfɪŋ.

It's really nice to see you again Leonard.

ɪts ˈrɪli nis tɪ si ju əˈgɛn ˈlɛnərd.

Yeah. It's good to see you too. Here you go.

jæ. ɪts gʊd tɪ si ju tu. hir ju goʊ.

Thanks.

θæŋks.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Okay.

whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Hey.

heɪ.

Hey, Leonard, will you please tell Howard my sister's never been attracted to him.

heɪ, ˈlɛnərd, wɪl ju pliz tɛl haʊərd maɪ ˈsɪstərz ˈnɛvər bɪn əˈtræktəd tɪ ɪm.

C'mon Raj, how am I supposed to know who she's attracted to. Or was attracted to. Or who she might be

kəˈmɑn rɑʤ, haʊ æm aɪ səˈpoʊzd tɪ noʊ hu ʃiz əˈtræktəd tɪ. ər wɑz əˈtræktəd tɪ. ər hu ʃi maɪt bi

attracted to. In the future.

əˈtræktəd tɪ. ɪn ðə fˈjuʧər.

And I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Because I too know absolutely nothing about Priya's

ənd aɪ hæv ˈnəθɪŋ tɪ kənˈtrɪbjut tɪ ðɪs ˌkɑnvərˈseɪʃən. bɪˈkəz aɪ tu noʊ ˌæbsəˈlutli ˈnəθɪŋ əˈbaʊt priya's

preferences in male companionship. And with that, I will re-zip my lip.

ˈprɛfərənsɪz ɪn meɪl kəmˈpænjənˌʃɪp. ənd wɪθ ðət, aɪ wɪl re-zip maɪ lɪp.

Hey, so what did you guys think of the new episode of Caprica last night?

heɪ, soʊ wət dɪd ju gaɪz θɪŋk əv ðə nu ˈɛpɪˌsoʊd əv ˈkæprɪkə læst naɪt?

I didn't see it.

aɪ ˈdɪdənt si ɪt.

Didn't see it? What were you doing?

ˈdɪdənt si ɪt? wət wər ju duɪŋ?

Uh, I was out.

ə, aɪ wɑz aʊt.

On Caprica night?

ɔn ˈkæprɪkə naɪt?

Yeah, I went for a drink.

jæ, aɪ wɛnt fər ə drɪŋk.

Really, you? And where did you go?

ˈrɪli, ju? ənd wɛr dɪd ju goʊ?

To, uh, Lucky Baldwin's.

tɪ, ə, ˈləki ˈbɔldwənz.

Oh, I've heard of that place. Isn't that Pasadena's favorite Irish watering hole?

oʊ, aɪv hərd əv ðət pleɪs. ˈɪzənt ðət pasadena's ˈfeɪvərɪt ˈaɪrɪʃ ˈwɔtərɪŋ hoʊl?

Yes.

jɛs.

Did you meet anyone interesting there? Perhaps a promiscuous redheaded barmaid?

dɪd ju mit ˈɛniˌwən ˈɪntəˌrɛstɪŋ ðɛr? pərˈhæps ə ˈproʊmɪskwəs ˈrɛˌdhɛdɪd barmaid?

As a matter of fact... I can't! I can't! I can't do it!

ɛz ə ˈmætər əv fækt... aɪ kænt! aɪ kænt! aɪ kænt du ɪt!

Sure you can. You're doing fine. It's very believable.

ʃʊr ju kən. jʊr duɪŋ faɪn. ɪts ˈvɛri bəˈlivəbəl.

Look, I'm sorry Raj, but the truth is I was with Priya last night.

lʊk, əm ˈsɑri rɑʤ, bət ðə truθ ɪz aɪ wɑz wɪθ priya læst naɪt.

You slept with my sister?

ju slɛpt wɪθ maɪ ˈsɪstər?

Yeah.

jæ.

How could you? We had a pact!

haʊ kʊd ju? wi hæd ə pækt!

Excuse me, I think, "How could you? She's my sister!" takes precedence over a five-year-old pinky swear!

ɪkˈskjuz mi, aɪ θɪŋk, "haʊ kʊd ju? ʃiz maɪ ˈsɪstər!" teɪks ˈprɛsədəns ˈoʊvər ə five-year-old ˈpɪŋki swɛr!

I admit it. I may have crossed a line here. But come on, Raj, your sister is a grown woman. And to her, I'm a forbidden piece of white chocolate.

aɪ ədˈmɪt ɪt. aɪ meɪ hæv krɔst ə laɪn hir. bət kəm ɔn, rɑʤ, jʊr ˈsɪstər ɪz ə groʊn ˈwʊmən. ənd tɪ hər, əm ə ˈfɔrbɪdən pis əv waɪt ˈʧɔklət.

I don't believe it. This is a terrible betrayal of my trust.

aɪ doʊnt bɪˈliv ɪt. ðɪs ɪz ə ˈtɛrəbəl bɪˈtreɪəl əv maɪ trəst.

No, no, no. Would it help if I told you that I offered her my heart, and she kind of stomped on it?

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. wʊd ɪt hɛlp ɪf aɪ toʊld ju ðət aɪ ˈɔfərd hər maɪ hɑrt, ənd ʃi kaɪnd əv stɑmpt ɔn ɪt?

How hard did she stomp?

haʊ hɑrd dɪd ʃi stɑmp?

Very hard.

ˈvɛri hɑrd.

Okay, I'm good.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, əm gʊd.

Okay, well, Raj, I just want to say that I'd never betray your trust. Unlike Leonard, I respect you.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, wɛl, rɑʤ, aɪ ʤɪst wɔnt tɪ seɪ ðət aɪd ˈnɛvər bɪˈtreɪ jʊr trəst. ənˈlaɪk ˈlɛnərd, aɪ rɪˈspɛkt ju.

Really?

ˈrɪli?

Mmm.

mmm.

Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?

wɑz ɪt aʊt əv rɪˈspɛkt ðət ju ˈdɪdənt tɛl rɑʤ əˈbaʊt ðə taɪm ju drɑpt hɪz ˈaɪˌfoʊn ɪn ə urinal?

Dude! I put that thing on my face!

dud! aɪ pʊt ðət θɪŋ ɔn maɪ feɪs!

I think a more amusing violation of Raj's trust is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.

aɪ θɪŋk ə mɔr əmˈjuzɪŋ vaɪəˈleɪʃən əv raj's trəst ɪz wɪn haʊərd kənˈvɪnst ɪm ðət ˈfɔrənərz gɪv ˈprɛzənts tɪ əˈmɛrɪkənz ɔn ˌθæŋksˈgɪvɪŋ.

Hey. I didn't see you giving back your Snoopy Snow cone maker.

heɪ. aɪ ˈdɪdənt si ju ˈgɪvɪŋ bæk jʊr sˈnupi snoʊ koʊn ˈmeɪkər.

That was all a lie? This year's gifts are already wrapped!

ðət wɑz ɔl ə laɪ? ðɪs jɪrz gɪfts ər ɔˈrɛdi ræpt!

And as long as we're talking about betraying our friends. How about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard's food.

ənd ɛz lɔŋ ɛz wɪr ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt bɪˈtreɪɪŋ ɑr frɛndz. haʊ əˈbaʊt ðə mənθ ˈʃɛldən spɛnt ˈgraɪndɪŋ əp ˈɪnˌsɛkts ənd ˈmɪksɪŋ ðɛm ˈɪntu ˈlɛnərdz fud.

Excuse me. That was not a betrayal; that was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting mothy.

ɪkˈskjuz mi. ðət wɑz nɑt ə bɪˈtreɪəl; ðət wɑz ən ɪkˈspɛrəmənt tɪ dɪˈtərmən æt wət ˌkɑnsənˈtreɪʃən fud stɑrts ˈteɪstɪŋ mothy.

You put moths in my food?

ju pʊt mɔθs ɪn maɪ fud?

For science.

fər saɪəns.

I can't believe you kissed my sister with moth mouth.

aɪ kænt bɪˈliv ju kɪst maɪ ˈsɪstər wɪθ mɔθ maʊθ.

I can't believe you used Sheldon's toothbrush.

aɪ kænt bɪˈliv ju juzd sheldon's ˈtuθbrəʃ.

You used my toothbrush?

ju juzd maɪ ˈtuθbrəʃ?

Not the brush part, just the little rubber thing to pick food from my teeth and massage my gums.

nɑt ðə brəʃ pɑrt, ʤɪst ðə ˈlɪtəl ˈrəbər θɪŋ tɪ pɪk fud frəm maɪ tiθ ənd məˈsɑʒ maɪ gəmz.