Ла-Ла Ленд: Себ и его сестра

Please stop sneaking into my home.

pliz stɑp sˈnikɪŋ ˈɪntu maɪ hoʊm.

Do you think Mom and Dad would call this a "home"?

du ju θɪŋk mɑm ənd dæd wʊd kɔl ðɪs ə "hoʊm"?

What are you doing? Please don't do that. Please don't sit on that.

wət ər ju duɪŋ? pliz doʊnt du ðət. pliz doʊnt sɪt ɔn ðət.

Are you kidding?

ər ju ˈkɪdɪŋ?

Please don't sit on that, don't sit on that. Don't sit on that. Hoagy Carmichael sat on that.

pliz doʊnt sɪt ɔn ðət, doʊnt sɪt ɔn ðət. doʊnt sɪt ɔn ðət. ˈhoʊgi ˈkɑrˌmaɪkəl sæt ɔn ðət.

Oh my God!

oʊ maɪ gɑd!

The Baked Potato just threw it away.

ðə beɪkt pəˈteɪˌtoʊ ʤɪst θru ɪt əˈweɪ.

I can't imagine why.

aɪ kænt ˌɪˈmæʤən waɪ.

And now you're just sitting on it.

ənd naʊ jʊr ʤɪst ˈsɪtɪŋ ɔn ɪt.

I got you a throw rug.

aɪ gɑt ju ə θroʊ rəg.

I don't need that.

aɪ doʊnt nid ðət.

What if I said Miles Davis pissed on it?

wət ɪf aɪ sɛd maɪəlz ˈdeɪvɪs pɪst ɔn ɪt?

It's almost insulting. Is it true?

ɪts ˈɔlˌmoʊst ˌɪnˈsəltɪŋ. ɪz ɪt tru?

When are you going to unpack these boxes?!

wɪn ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ ənˈpæk ðiz ˈbɑksɪz?!

When I unpack them in my own club.

wɪn aɪ ənˈpæk ðɛm ɪn maɪ oʊn kləb.

Oh, Sebastian! It's like a girl broke up with you and you're stalking her. You're not still going by there, are you? That's...

oʊ, səˈbæsʧən! ɪts laɪk ə gərl broʊk əp wɪθ ju ənd jʊr ˈstɔkɪŋ hər. jʊr nɑt stɪl goʊɪŋ baɪ ðɛr, ər ju? ðæts...

Can't believe it, they turned it into a samba-tapas place.

kænt bɪˈliv ɪt, ðeɪ tərnd ɪt ˈɪntu ə samba-tapas pleɪs.

Oh my God, Sebastian!

oʊ maɪ gɑd, səˈbæsʧən!

Samba, tapas. Pick one, you know? Do one right.

ˈsɑmbə, ˈtəpəs. pɪk wən, ju noʊ? du wən raɪt.

I have someone I want you to meet.

aɪ hæv ˈsəmˌwən aɪ wɔnt ju tɪ mit.

I don't want to meet anyone. No, no, I don't want to meet anyone.

aɪ doʊnt wɔnt tɪ mit ˈɛniˌwən. noʊ, noʊ, aɪ doʊnt wɔnt tɪ mit ˈɛniˌwən.

Dad gave you this?

dæd geɪv ju ðɪs?

Yes.

jɛs.

You'll like her.

jul laɪk hər.

I don't think I'm going to like her. Does she like jazz?

aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk əm goʊɪŋ tɪ laɪk hər. dɪz ʃi laɪk ʤæz?

Probably not.

ˈprɑbəˌbli nɑt.

Then what are we going to talk about?

ðɛn wət ər wi goʊɪŋ tɪ tɔk əˈbaʊt?

I don't know! It doesn't matter, okay? Because you're living like a hermit. You're driving without insurance!

aɪ doʊnt noʊ! ɪt ˈdəzənt ˈmætər, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? bɪˈkəz jʊr ˈlɪvɪŋ laɪk ə ˈhərmət. jʊr ˈdraɪvɪŋ wɪˈθaʊt ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns!

It doesn't matter?

ɪt ˈdəzənt ˈmætər?

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

jæ, ɪt ˈdəzənt ˈmætər.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

You need to get serious.

ju nid tɪ gɪt ˈsɪriəs.

Well, then I know a guy with a face tattoo that you should see.

wɛl, ðɛn aɪ noʊ ə gaɪ wɪθ ə feɪs ˌtæˈtu ðət ju ʃʊd si.

Okay, low blow.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, loʊ bloʊ.

With a heart of gold.

wɪθ ə hɑrt əv goʊld.

Get serious!

gɪt ˈsɪriəs!

Get serious? Laura. I... I had a very serious plan for my future.

gɪt ˈsɪriəs? ˈlɔrə. aɪ... aɪ hæd ə ˈvɛri ˈsɪriəs plæn fər maɪ fˈjuʧər.

I know.

aɪ noʊ.

It's not my fault I got shanghaied!

ɪts nɑt maɪ fɔlt aɪ gɑt shanghaied!

You didn't get shanghaied, you got ripped off.

ju ˈdɪdənt gɪt shanghaied, ju gɑt rɪpt ɔf.

What's the difference?

wəts ðə ˈdɪfərəns?

I don't know! It's not as romantic as that.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ! ɪts nɑt ɛz roʊˈmæntɪk ɛz ðət.

Don't sit...

doʊnt sɪt...

Everybody knew that guy was shady, except for you.

ˈɛvriˌbɑdi nu ðət gaɪ wɑz ˈʃeɪdi, ɪkˈsɛpt fər ju.

Why do you say "romantic" like it's a dirty word?

waɪ du ju seɪ "roʊˈmæntɪk" laɪk ɪts ə ˈdərti wərd?

Unpaid bills are not romantic. Call her.

ənˈpeɪd bɪlz ər nɑt roʊˈmæntɪk. kɔl hər.

I'm not going to call her. The thing is... y-you're acting like life's got me on the ropes. I want to be on the ropes. Okay? I'm just... I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired.

əm nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ kɔl hər. ðə θɪŋ ɪz... y-you're ˈæktɪŋ laɪk laɪfs gɑt mi ɔn ðə roʊps. aɪ wɔnt tɪ bi ɔn ðə roʊps. ˌoʊˈkeɪ? əm ʤɪst... əm ˈlɛtɪŋ laɪf hɪt mi ənˈtɪl ɪt gɪts taɪərd.

Oh?

oʊ?

Then I'm going to hit back. It's a classic "rope-a-dope".

ðɛn əm goʊɪŋ tɪ hɪt bæk. ɪts ə ˈklæsɪk "rope-a-dope".

Okay, Ali. I love you. Unpack the boxes.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈɑli. aɪ ləv ju. ənˈpæk ðə ˈbɑksɪz.

I'm going to change the locks.

əm goʊɪŋ tɪ ʧeɪnʤ ðə lɑks.

You can't afford it.

ju kænt əˈfɔrd ɪt.

I'm a phoenix rising from the ashes!

əm ə ˈfinɪks ˈraɪzɪŋ frəm ðə ˈæʃɪz!