Сайнфелд: Еда из мусорки

Oh, George, it is so nice to finally meet you. And I'm sorry we've kept Lindsay so long.

oʊ, ʤɔrʤ, ɪt ɪz soʊ nis tɪ ˈfaɪnəli mit ju. ənd əm ˈsɑri wiv kɛpt ˈlɪndzi soʊ lɔŋ.

Mother...

ˈməðər...

Oh, no, no, not at all. No, I have always felt that the most important thing in the world is spending time with family.

oʊ, noʊ, noʊ, nɑt æt ɔl. noʊ, aɪ hæv ˈɔlˌweɪz fɛlt ðət ðə moʊst ˌɪmˈpɔrtənt θɪŋ ɪn ðə wərld ɪz ˈspɛndɪŋ taɪm wɪθ ˈfæməli.

Oh? Are you and your family close?

oʊ? ər ju ənd jʊr ˈfæməli kloʊz?

Very close, yes. Almost painfully close.

ˈvɛri kloʊz, jɛs. ˈɔlˌmoʊst ˈpeɪnfəli kloʊz.

Mother, I'm going to walk Nana and Aunt Phyllis to the elevator. George, do you mind waiting just one more minute?

ˈməðər, əm goʊɪŋ tɪ wɔk ˈnænə ənd ɔnt ˈfɪlɪs tɪ ðə ˈɛləˌveɪtər. ʤɔrʤ, du ju maɪnd ˈweɪtɪŋ ʤɪst wən mɔr ˈmɪnət?

Mind? Why would I mind? I would love to wait! Nana, nice to see you. Ni-ni-ni-ni-NANA! Aunt Phyllis, always a pleasure. What a pleasure! Hey, let's do this again real soon. I had fun, huh?

maɪnd? waɪ wʊd aɪ maɪnd? aɪ wʊd ləv tɪ weɪt! ˈnænə, nis tɪ si ju. ni-ni-ni-ni-nana! ɔnt ˈfɪlɪs, ˈɔlˌweɪz ə ˈplɛʒər. wət ə ˈplɛʒər! heɪ, lɛts du ðɪs əˈgɛn ril sun. aɪ hæd fən, hə?

Can I offer you anything to eat?

kən aɪ ˈɔfər ju ˈɛniˌθɪŋ tɪ it?

Oh, no no no, I'm fine. Let me help you with these dishes, huh?

oʊ, noʊ noʊ noʊ, əm faɪn. lɛt mi hɛlp ju wɪθ ðiz ˈdɪʃɪz, hə?

Oh no, George, you don't have to...

oʊ noʊ, ʤɔrʤ, ju doʊnt hæv tɪ...

No, I know I don't have to, I want to.

noʊ, aɪ noʊ aɪ doʊnt hæv tɪ, aɪ wɔnt tɪ.

George, you are such a gentleman.

ʤɔrʤ, ju ər səʧ ə ˈʤɛnəlmən.

I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright. Here we go, all right.

aɪd ˈɑrgju ɪf aɪ kʊd, ˈmɪsɪz. ɪnˈraɪt. hir wi goʊ, ɔl raɪt.

Oh...

oʊ...

Mrs. Enright! Mrs. Enright!

ˈmɪsɪz. ɪnˈraɪt! ˈmɪsɪz. ɪnˈraɪt!

So let me get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

soʊ lɛt mi gɪt ðɪs streɪt: ju faɪnd ˈjɔrsɛlf ɪn ðə ˈkɪʧən. ju si ən ééclair, ɪn ðə rəˈsɛptəkəl. ənd ju θɪŋk tɪ ˈjɔrsɛlf, "wət ðə hɛl, aɪl ʤɪst it səm træʃ."

No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash!

noʊ, noʊ. noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. ɪt wɑz nɑt træʃ!

Was it in the trash?

wɑz ɪt ɪn ðə træʃ?

Yes.

jɛs.

Then it was trash.

ðɛn ɪt wɑz træʃ.

It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top.

ɪt ˈwəzənt daʊn ɪn, ɪt wɑz sɔrt əv ɔn tɔp.

But it was in the cylinder!

bət ɪt wɑz ɪn ðə ˈsɪlɪndər!

Above the rim.

əˈbəv ðə rɪm.

Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.

əˈʤeɪsənt tɪ ˈrɛfˌjuz, ɪz ˈrɛfˌjuz.

It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.

ɪt wɑz ɔn ə ˈmægəˌzin! ənd ɪt stɪl hæd ðə ˈdɔɪli ɔn.

Was it eaten?

wɑz ɪt ˈitən?

One little bite.

wən ˈlɪtəl baɪt.

Well, that's garbage.

wɛl, ðæts ˈgɑrbɪʤ.

But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!

bət aɪ noʊ hu tʊk ðə baɪt. ɪt wɑz hər ɔnt!

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.

wɛl, ju, maɪ frɛnd, hæv krɔst ðə laɪn ðət dɪˈvaɪdz mæn ənd bəm. ju ər naʊ ə bəm.