Сайнфелд: Близкоговоритель

Ya?

jɑ?

It's us.

ɪts ˈjuˈɛs.

Come on up. It's Elaine you don't have a problem with her, do you?

kəm ɔn əp. ɪts ˌiˈleɪn ju doʊnt hæv ə ˈprɑbləm wɪθ hər, du ju?

We adore Elaine.

wi əˈdɔr ˌiˈleɪn.

She wants to say hi. She's with her new boyfriend.

ʃi wɔnts tɪ seɪ haɪ. ʃiz wɪθ hər nu ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd.

What's he like?

wəts hi laɪk?

He's nice, a bit of a close talker.

hiz nis, ə bɪt əv ə kloʊz ˈtɔkər.

A what?

ə wət?

You'll see.

jul si.

Hi.

haɪ.

Hello Elaine.

hɛˈloʊ ˌiˈleɪn.

This is Aaron.

ðɪs ɪz ˈɛrən.

Hello Aaron.

hɛˈloʊ ˈɛrən.

Hello.

hɛˈloʊ.

So how long are you folks in town?

soʊ haʊ lɔŋ ər ju foʊks ɪn taʊn?

Oh, three more days, three more days then we're off to Paris.

oʊ, θri mɔr deɪz, θri mɔr deɪz ðɛn wɪr ɔf tɪ ˈpɛrɪs.

We're going with a select charter group.

wɪr goʊɪŋ wɪθ ə səˈlɛkt ˈʧɑrtər grup.

I love France, I was just there last year. In fact, you know I still have an envelope full of French

aɪ ləv fræns, aɪ wɑz ʤɪst ðɛr læst jɪr. ɪn fækt, ju noʊ aɪ stɪl hæv ən ˈɛnvəˌloʊp fʊl əv frɛnʧ

Franks, I'll give 'em to ya.

fræŋks, aɪl gɪv 'ɛm tɪ jɑ.

We can't take money.

wi kænt teɪk ˈməni.

Oh, no, it's a gift from us.

oʊ, noʊ, ɪts ə gɪft frəm ˈjuˈɛs.

Oh, that is soo nice Aaron. Isn't he nice? So listen has Jerry been showin' you a good time?

oʊ, ðət ɪz su nis ˈɛrən. ˈɪzənt hi nis? soʊ ˈlɪsən həz ˈʤɛri bɪn showin' ju ə gʊd taɪm?

No I haven't.

noʊ aɪ ˈhævənt.

You know I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. How would you like a behind the scenes tour?

ju noʊ aɪ hæv ə frɛnd hu wərks æt ðə ˌmɛtrəˈpɑlətən mˈjuziəm əv ɑrt. haʊ wʊd ju laɪk ə bɪˈhaɪnd ðə sinz tʊr?

Really, you could do that?

ˈrɪli, ju kʊd du ðət?

Easily!

ˈizəli!

I wouldn't be any trouble?

aɪ ˈwʊdənt bi ˈɛni ˈtrəbəl?

Of course not.

əv kɔrs nɑt.

When would we go?

wɪn wʊd wi goʊ?

How about right now?

haʊ əˈbaʊt raɪt naʊ?

I'm ready.

əm ˈrɛdi.

Are you sure?

ər ju ʃʊr?

Yes.

jɛs.

Ok, let me get my coat.

ˈoʊˈkeɪ, lɛt mi gɪt maɪ koʊt.

Elaine what do you say?

ˌiˈleɪn wət du ju seɪ?

W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans.

w-well aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk soʊ ˈɛrən, ə, aɪ hæv plænz.

Oh. How about you Jerry?

oʊ. haʊ əˈbaʊt ju ˈʤɛri?

I'm swamped.

əm swɔmpt.

You sure? You could examine the art work up close.

ju ʃʊr? ju kʊd ɪgˈzæmɪn ðə ɑrt wərk əp kloʊz.

Maybe I'll try and catch up with you.

ˈmeɪbi aɪl traɪ ənd kæʧ əp wɪθ ju.

Ya that'll happen.

jɑ ˈðætəl ˈhæpən.

All right. We're off.

ɔl raɪt. wɪr ɔf.

Ok, bye.

ˈoʊˈkeɪ, baɪ.

Bye.

baɪ.

Ok buh bye. Have a good time.

ˈoʊˈkeɪ buh baɪ. hæv ə gʊd taɪm.

Bye.

baɪ.

See everybody later.

si ˈɛvriˌbɑdi ˈleɪtər.

Ok.

ˈoʊˈkeɪ.

Why would he ask your parents to go to a museum?

waɪ wʊd hi æsk jʊr ˈpɛrənts tɪ goʊ tɪ ə mˈjuziəm?

I don't know.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ.

What is that?

wət ɪz ðət?

Maybe he was just trying to be nice.

ˈmeɪbi hi wɑz ʤɪst traɪɪŋ tɪ bi nis.

Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this?

hæv ju ˈɛvər hərd əv ˈɛniˌwən duɪŋ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ laɪk ðɪs?

Ah Jerry you would not believe the time we had.

ɑ ˈʤɛri ju wʊd nɑt bɪˈliv ðə taɪm wi hæd.

Aaron is quite the tour guide.

ˈɛrən ɪz kwaɪt ðə tʊr gaɪd.

Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings?

ˈʤɛri hæv ju ˈɛvər sin ˈɛni əv ðoʊz ˌɪmˈprɛʃənɪst ˈpeɪnɪŋz?

Oh sure like Monet.

oʊ ʃʊr laɪk moʊˈneɪ.

Don't you think he had to be uh near sighted? I mean nobody would paint like that if they could see.

doʊnt ju θɪŋk hi hæd tɪ bi ə nɪr ˈsaɪtɪd? aɪ min ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi wʊd peɪnt laɪk ðət ɪf ðeɪ kʊd si.

It's all out of focus.

ɪts ɔl aʊt əv ˈfoʊkɪs.

Well he's from the impressionist school, you know like Monet, Manet, Tippi Tippi Dayday.

wɛl hiz frəm ðə ˌɪmˈprɛʃənɪst skul, ju noʊ laɪk moʊˈneɪ, mɑˈneɪ, tippi tippi dayday.

I say the guy was painting without his glasses.

aɪ seɪ ðə gaɪ wɑz ˈpeɪnɪŋ wɪˈθaʊt hɪz ˈglæsɪz.

Well I should be going.

wɛl aɪ ʃʊd bi goʊɪŋ.

Oh thanks again.

oʊ θæŋks əˈgɛn.

Oh you must be Kramer. I've heard about you.

oʊ ju məst bi ˈkreɪmər. aɪv hərd əˈbaʊt ju.

You must be Aaron, I've heard about you.

ju məst bi ˈɛrən, aɪv hərd əˈbaʊt ju.

Well see you later.

wɛl si ju ˈleɪtər.

Yeah.

jæ.

Bye

baɪ

Bye

baɪ

So uh what are you guys doing for dinner?

soʊ ə wət ər ju gaɪz duɪŋ fər ˈdɪnər?