Сайнфелд: Подарок к ужину

Hey, is it cold out?

heɪ, ɪz ɪt koʊld aʊt?

It's really cold.

ɪts ˈrɪli koʊld.

Scary cold.

ˈskɛri koʊld.

I don't know. What's your definition of scary cold?

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. wəts jʊr ˌdɛfəˈnɪʃən əv ˈskɛri koʊld?

That.

ðət.

Huh, What is that, ha?

hə, wət ɪz ðət, hɑ?

What?

wət?

When did you get that?

wɪn dɪd ju gɪt ðət?

This week. My father got a deal from a friend of his. It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex?

ðɪs wik. maɪ ˈfɑðər gɑt ə dil frəm ə frɛnd əv hɪz. ɪts gore-tex. ju noʊ əˈbaʊt gore-tex?

You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you?

ju laɪk seɪɪŋ gore-tex, doʊnt ju?

You can't even turn around in that thing.

ju kænt ˈivɪn tərn əraʊnd ɪn ðət θɪŋ.

Look at this.

lʊk æt ðɪs.

Hey George, can you feel this?

heɪ ʤɔrʤ, kən ju fil ðɪs?

All right, all right. KNOCK IT OFF. Come on, let's go.

ɔl raɪt, ɔl raɪt. nɑk ɪt ɔf. kəm ɔn, lɛts goʊ.

Oh listen. We should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine or something.

oʊ ˈlɪsən. wi ʃʊd stɑp ɔf ɔn ðə weɪ ənd gɪt ə ˈbɑtəl əv waɪn ər ˈsəmθɪŋ.

What for?

wət fər?

These people invited us for dinner. We have to bring something.

ðiz ˈpipəl ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪd ˈjuˈɛs fər ˈdɪnər. wi hæv tɪ brɪŋ ˈsəmθɪŋ.

Why?

waɪ?

Because it's rude, otherwise.

bɪˈkəz ɪts rud, ˈəðərˌwaɪz.

You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude?

ju min ʤɪst goʊɪŋ ðɛr bɪˈkəz əm ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪd, ðæts rud?

Yeah.

jæ.

So, you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. You see what I'm saying?

soʊ, jʊr ˈtɛlɪŋ mi ˌɪnˈstɛd əv biɪŋ ˈhæpi tɪ si mi ðɛr goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ˈəpˌsɛt bɪˈkəz aɪ ˈdɪdənt brɪŋ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ. ju si wət əm seɪɪŋ?

The fabric of society is very complex George.

ðə ˈfæbrɪk əv soʊˈsaɪɪti ɪz ˈvɛri ˈkɑmplɛks ʤɔrʤ.

I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.

aɪ doʊnt ˈivɪn drɪŋk waɪn. aɪ drɪŋk ˈpɛpsi.

You can't bring Pepsi.

ju kænt brɪŋ ˈpɛpsi.

Why not?

waɪ nɑt?

Because we're adults?

bɪˈkəz wɪr ˈædəlts?

You're telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.

jʊr ˈtɛlɪŋ mi ðət waɪn ɪz ˈbɛtər ðən ˈpɛpsi? hə, noʊ weɪ waɪn ɪz ˈbɛtər ðən ˈpɛpsi.

I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.

əm ˈtɛlɪŋ ju ʤɔrʤ, aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk wi wɔnt tɪ wɔk ɪn ðɛr ənd pʊt ə bɪg ˈplæstɪk ʤəg əv ˈpɛpsi ɔn ðə ˈteɪbəl.

I just don't like the ideas that every time there is a dinner invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it.

aɪ ʤɪst doʊnt laɪk ðə aɪˈdiəz ðət ˈɛvəri taɪm ðɛr ɪz ə ˈdɪnər ˌɪnvɪˈteɪʃən ðɛrz ðɪs əˈnɔɪɪŋ ˈlɪtəl ʧɔr ðət goʊz əˈlɔŋ wɪθ ɪt.

You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself.

ju noʊ, jʊr ˈgɪtɪŋ tɪ bi ən əˈnɔɪɪŋ ˈlɪtəl ʧɔr ˈjɔrsɛlf.