Паутина Шарлотты: На ярмарку

What do you mean you are not going to the fair? I am going to get a prize. Don't you want to be there?

wət du ju min ju ər nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ ðə fɛr? aɪ æm goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt ə praɪz. doʊnt ju wɔnt tɪ bi ðɛr?

Of course I do, Wilbur, very much. I'm just not up to traveling at the moment.

əv kɔrs aɪ du, ˈwɪlbər, ˈvɛri məʧ. əm ʤɪst nɑt əp tɪ ˈtrævəlɪŋ æt ðə ˈmoʊmənt.

Why not?

waɪ nɑt?

Because I'm expecting.

bɪˈkəz əm ɪkˈspɛktɪŋ.

Expecting what?

ɪkˈspɛktɪŋ wət?

"Expecting" means... I'm expecting you to do fine without me. You're getting to be a big pig, and you will do just great on your own.

"ɪkˈspɛktɪŋ" minz... əm ɪkˈspɛktɪŋ ju tɪ du faɪn wɪˈθaʊt mi. jʊr ˈgɪtɪŋ tɪ bi ə bɪg pɪg, ənd ju wɪl du ʤɪst greɪt ɔn jʊr oʊn.

Okay. I will miss you.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ wɪl mɪs ju.

I've got to say, he really is some pig.

aɪv gɑt tɪ seɪ, hi ˈrɪli ɪz səm pɪg.

That's my buttermilk working.

ðæts maɪ ˈbətərˌmɪlk ˈwərkɪŋ.

You sure you want to go through with this, Homer? If you lose, you're out your entry fee. He could win, though. Stranger things have been

ju ʃʊr ju wɔnt tɪ goʊ θru wɪθ ðɪs, ˈhoʊmər? ɪf ju luz, jʊr aʊt jʊr ˈɛntri fi. hi kʊd wɪn, ðoʊ. ˈstreɪnʤər θɪŋz hæv bɪn

happening around here. If he doesn't win, though?

ˈhæpənɪŋ əraʊnd hir. ɪf hi ˈdəzənt wɪn, ðoʊ?

Well, the way I figure it, even if he does lose, I can make it all back on the bacon alone.

wɛl, ðə weɪ aɪ ˈfɪgjər ɪt, ˈivɪn ɪf hi dɪz luz, aɪ kən meɪk ɪt ɔl bæk ɔn ðə ˈbeɪkən əˈloʊn.

Wilbur! Wilbur!

ˈwɪlbər! ˈwɪlbər!

Do something, Homer. What happened?

du ˈsəmθɪŋ, ˈhoʊmər. wət ˈhæpənd?

I don't know. He just fainted.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. hi ʤɪst ˈfeɪntɪd.

It's all right, hon.

ɪts ɔl raɪt, hɑn.

Lurvy, get some water!

lurvy, gɪt səm ˈwɔtər!

It's okay, Wilbur.

ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈwɪlbər.

Charlotte, are you feeling-eeling okay?

ˈʃɑrlət, ər ju feeling-eeling ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

Why is it so hard for that farmer to see what is right in front of his face? Look what Wilbur has done for this farm. Isn't that better than ham? Well, there's

waɪ ɪz ɪt soʊ hɑrd fər ðət ˈfɑrmər tɪ si wət ɪz raɪt ɪn frənt əv hɪz feɪs? lʊk wət ˈwɪlbər həz dən fər ðɪs fɑrm. ˈɪzənt ðət ˈbɛtər ðən hæm? wɛl, ðɛrz

only one thing to do, and I have to be there to do it.

ˈoʊnli wən θɪŋ tɪ du, ənd aɪ hæv tɪ bi ðɛr tɪ du ɪt.

Charlotte, you have your babies to think about now.

ˈʃɑrlət, ju hæv jʊr ˈbeɪbiz tɪ θɪŋk əˈbaʊt naʊ.

Yes, I know. But I made a promise to my friend. A big blue ribbon ought to finally get the point through that farmer's head.

jɛs, aɪ noʊ. bət aɪ meɪd ə ˈprɑməs tɪ maɪ frɛnd. ə bɪg blu ˈrɪbən ɔt tɪ ˈfaɪnəli gɪt ðə pɔɪnt θru ðət ˈfɑrmərz hɛd.

Easy, Lurvy. Easy.

ˈizi, lurvy. ˈizi.

Coming through! Coming through! Here we go!

ˈkəmɪŋ θru! ˈkəmɪŋ θru! hir wi goʊ!

There we go.

ðɛr wi goʊ.

He's up.

hiz əp.

Okay, let's see if he'll get in the crate.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, lɛts si ɪf hil gɪt ɪn ðə kreɪt.

Buttermilk.

ˈbətərˌmɪlk.

Templeton? I need you to go with me. We'll have to find another word, a really good one.

ˈtɛmpəltən? aɪ nid ju tɪ goʊ wɪθ mi. wɪl hæv tɪ faɪnd əˈnəðər wərd, ə ˈrɪli gʊd wən.

Sorry, lady. Comes a time when the rat's got to ask himself, "What's in it for the rat?"

ˈsɑri, ˈleɪdi. kəmz ə taɪm wɪn ðə ræts gɑt tɪ æsk hɪmˈsɛlf, "wəts ɪn ɪt fər ðə ræt?"

He's right. We've been to the fair.

hiz raɪt. wiv bɪn tɪ ðə fɛr.

We have?

wi hæv?

Remember? All that garbage there?

rɪˈmɛmbər? ɔl ðət ˈgɑrbɪʤ ðɛr?

Oh, yeah! It's littered with hunks of chewed-on funnel cakes...

oʊ, jæ! ɪts ˈlɪtərd wɪθ həŋks əv chewed-on ˈfənəl keɪks...

How's that?

haʊz ðət?

And dribs of ice cream going sour in the sun. And spitty little cotton candy bits ground into the mud.

ənd drɪbz əv aɪs krim goʊɪŋ saʊər ɪn ðə sən. ənd spitty ˈlɪtəl ˈkɔtən ˈkændi bɪts graʊnd ˈɪntu ðə məd.

Popcorn, moldy cheese, half-eaten sandwiches and sticky-icky-icky candy apples.

ˈpɑpˌkɔrn, ˈmoʊldi ʧiz, half-eaten ˈsænwɪʧɪz ənd sticky-icky-icky ˈkændi ˈæpəlz.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Go back to the moldy cheese thing.

weɪt! weɪt! weɪt! goʊ bæk tɪ ðə ˈmoʊldi ʧiz θɪŋ.

I've never seen so much disgusting trash!

aɪv ˈnɛvər sin soʊ məʧ dɪsˈgəstɪŋ træʃ!

Don't hurt him, Dad!

doʊnt hərt ɪm, dæd!

Nearly made me gag, the stink of it, especially that deviled egg.

ˈnɪrli meɪd mi gæg, ðə stɪŋk əv ɪt, əˈspɛʃəli ðət deviled ɛg.

You'd better hurry up, rat. They're going to leave you!

jʊd ˈbɛtər ˈhəri əp, ræt. ðɛr goʊɪŋ tɪ liv ju!

Wait for me!

weɪt fər mi!

Nice and easy. Come on, Wilbur. Good boy.

nis ənd ˈizi. kəm ɔn, ˈwɪlbər. gʊd bɔɪ.

More food than you'll see in a lifetime!

mɔr fud ðən jul si ɪn ə ˈlaɪfˌtaɪm!

Bye, Aunt Edith!

baɪ, ɔnt ˈidɪθ!

Bye.

baɪ.

Bye, Fern! Bye, Avery!

baɪ, fərn! baɪ, ˈeɪvəri!

See you at the fair, guys!

si ju æt ðə fɛr, gaɪz!

Hey, it worked!

heɪ, ɪt wərkt!

I'll see you over there!

aɪl si ju ˈoʊvər ðɛr!

Charlotte, you're coming with me!

ˈʃɑrlət, jʊr ˈkəmɪŋ wɪθ mi!

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

aɪ ˈwʊdənt mɪs ɪt fər ðə wərld.

Thank you for coming.

θæŋk ju fər ˈkəmɪŋ.

Good luck, Wilbur! Win that ribbon!

gʊd lək, ˈwɪlbər! wɪn ðət ˈrɪbən!

Go get 'em, Wilbur!

goʊ gɪt 'ɛm, ˈwɪlbər!