Паутина Шарлотты: Лучезарный

Look, I don't come across many words in the field, other than "Hyah!" or "Giddy up!" But that rat's always dragging in trash with writing on it.

lʊk, aɪ doʊnt kəm əˈkrɔs ˈmɛni wərdz ɪn ðə fild, ˈəðər ðən "hyah!" ər "ˈgɪdi əp!" bət ðət ræts ˈɔlˌweɪz ˈdrægɪŋ ɪn træʃ wɪθ ˈraɪtɪŋ ɔn ɪt.

I agree. It's about time Templeton started pulling his weight around here instead of just eating it. I bet he could bring us some choice words.

aɪ əˈgri. ɪts əˈbaʊt taɪm ˈtɛmpəltən ˈstɑrtɪd ˈpʊlɪŋ hɪz weɪt əraʊnd hir ˌɪnˈstɛd əv ʤɪst ˈitɪŋ ɪt. aɪ bɛt hi kʊd brɪŋ ˈjuˈɛs səm ʧɔɪs wərdz.

I've got a choice word for you. A little word called, "Uh-uh."

aɪv gɑt ə ʧɔɪs wərd fər ju. ə ˈlɪtəl wərd kɔld, "uh-uh."

Well, that's two words.

wɛl, ðæts tu wərdz.

And here's a few more. Negative. No way. Nothing doing. I ain't breaking my back to try and save "some pig," no matter how "terrific" you think the little lunch meat is.

ənd hɪrz ə fju mɔr. ˈnɛgətɪv. noʊ weɪ. ˈnəθɪŋ duɪŋ. aɪ eɪnt ˈbreɪkɪŋ maɪ bæk tɪ traɪ ənd seɪv "səm pɪg," noʊ ˈmætər haʊ "tərˈɪfɪk" ju θɪŋk ðə ˈlɪtəl lənʧ mit ɪz.

You'll sing a different tune when he's gone and nobody brings around those scrumptious buckets of slop.

jul sɪŋ ə ˈdɪfərənt tun wɪn hiz gɔn ənd ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi brɪŋz əraʊnd ðoʊz scrumptious ˈbəkəts əv slɑp.

And three, two... Cue the rat!

ənd θri, tu... kju ðə ræt!

Let's get one thing straight. I don't care about the pig. What I care about is the slop.

lɛts gɪt wən θɪŋ streɪt. aɪ doʊnt kɛr əˈbaʊt ðə pɪg. wət aɪ kɛr əˈbaʊt ɪz ðə slɑp.

Of course.

əv kɔrs.

And since I'll be at the dump anyway, and it won't take any extra effort, maybe, maybe I'll pick something up.

ənd sɪns aɪl bi æt ðə dəmp ˈɛniˌweɪ, ənd ɪt woʊnt teɪk ˈɛni ˈɛkstrə ˈɛfərt, ˈmeɪbi, ˈmeɪbi aɪl pɪk ˈsəmθɪŋ əp.

You're very kind.

jʊr ˈvɛri kaɪnd.

Don't go spreading it around. What? What do you want?

doʊnt goʊ ˈsprɛdɪŋ ɪt əraʊnd. wət? wət du ju wɔnt?

You'll need your strength.

jul nid jʊr strɛŋθ.

Thanks.

θæŋks.

"Radiant." This might just work.

"ˈreɪˌdiənt." ðɪs maɪt ʤɪst wərk.

Might? Oh, for the love of Lucy!

maɪt? oʊ, fər ðə ləv əv ˈlusi!

Here it comes. It did this yesterday. Look that way, everyone! Right towards that cloud!

hir ɪt kəmz. ɪt dɪd ðɪs ˈjɛstərˌdeɪ. lʊk ðət weɪ, ˈɛvriˌwən! raɪt təˈwɔrdz ðət klaʊd!

Good gracious. Has it always done that?

gʊd ˈgreɪʃəs. həz ɪt ˈɔlˌweɪz dən ðət?

No, it can't have.

noʊ, ɪt kænt hæv.

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

ˈbrɪljənt! ˌæbsəˈlutli ˈbrɪljənt!

Wow!

waʊ!

Oh, yes. This word will work quite nicely.

oʊ, jɛs. ðɪs wərd wɪl wərk kwaɪt ˈnaɪsli.

Then my work is done. And now for the fruits of my labor. And the vegetables! And the gravy!

ðɛn maɪ wərk ɪz dən. ənd naʊ fər ðə fruts əv maɪ ˈleɪbər. ənd ðə ˈvɛʤtəbəlz! ənd ðə ˈgreɪvi!