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Here you go.

hir ju goʊ.

Gunther, I can't pay for this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, paying for stuff. So...

ˈgənθər, aɪ kænt peɪ fər ðɪs raɪt naʊ bɪˈkəz əm nɑt ˈwərkɪŋ, soʊ aɪv hæd tɪ kət daʊn ɔn səm ˈləgʒəriz laɪk ə, peɪɪŋ fər stəf. soʊ...

Well, if you want, you can work here.

wɛl, ɪf ju wɔnt, ju kən wərk hir.

I don't know. It's just, see, I was a regular on a soap opera y'know? And to go from that to this is just... And plus, I'd have to

aɪ doʊnt noʊ. ɪts ʤɪst, si, aɪ wɑz ə ˈrɛgjələr ɔn ə soʊp ˈɑprə jəˈnoʊ? ənd tɪ goʊ frəm ðət tɪ ðɪs ɪz ʤɪst... ənd pləs, aɪd hæv tɪ

wait on all my friends.

weɪt ɔn ɔl maɪ frɛndz.

Okay, but the money's good. Plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, bət ðə ˈməniz gʊd. pləs ju gɪt tɪ stɛr æt ˈreɪʧəl ɛz məʧ ɛz ju wɔnt.

What?

wət?

Flexible hours!

ˈflɛksəbəl aʊərz!

Maybe I could be a waiter.

ˈmeɪbi aɪ kʊd bi ə ˈweɪtər.

Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, because I'm heading up there.

heɪ rɔs, ˈlɪsən, ju wɔnt ˈɛniˌθɪŋ tɪ drɪŋk, bɪˈkəz əm ˈhɛdɪŋ əp ðɛr.

Yeah, I'll take a coffee. Thanks, man.

jæ, aɪl teɪk ə ˈkɔfi. θæŋks, mæn.

Sure. Coffee? Coffee? Because I'm going up there.

ʃʊr. ˈkɔfi? ˈkɔfi? bɪˈkəz əm goʊɪŋ əp ðɛr.

No.

noʊ.

No, thank you.

noʊ, θæŋk ju.

You guys need anything? Because I'm heading up there.

ju gaɪz nid ˈɛniˌθɪŋ? bɪˈkəz əm ˈhɛdɪŋ əp ðɛr.

I'd love an ice water.

aɪd ləv ən aɪs ˈwɔtər.

You got it.

ju gɑt ɪt.

Joey, what are you doing?

ʤoʊi, wət ər ju duɪŋ?

Just being friendly.

ʤɪst biɪŋ ˈfrɛndli.

Joey, honey, I don't think you're supposed to go back there.

ʤoʊi, ˈhəni, aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk jʊr səˈpoʊzd tɪ goʊ bæk ðɛr.

Nah, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

nɑ, ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. raɪt, ˈgənθər?

Don't wink at me. And put on your apron.

doʊnt wɪŋk æt mi. ənd pʊt ɔn jʊr ˈeɪprən.

Okay, but I don't see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, bət aɪ doʊnt si ju ˈæskɪŋ ˈɛni ˈəðər peɪɪŋ ˈkəstəmərz tɪ pʊt ɔn ˈeɪprənz.

Joey, do you work here?

ʤoʊi, du ju wərk hir?

No.

noʊ.

Waiter!

ˈweɪtər!

Yeah?

jæ?

Joey, what's going on. Why didn't you tell us you work here?

ʤoʊi, wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn. waɪ ˈdɪdənt ju tɛl ˈjuˈɛs ju wərk hir?

It's kind of embarrassing, y'know. I mean, I was an actor, and now I'm a waiter. It's supposed to go in the other direction.

ɪts kaɪnd əv ɪmˈbɛrəsɪŋ, jəˈnoʊ. aɪ min, aɪ wɑz ən ˈæktər, ənd naʊ əm ə ˈweɪtər. ɪts səˈpoʊzd tɪ goʊ ɪn ðə ˈəðər dɪˈrɛkʃɪn.

So is your apron. You're wearing it like a cape.

soʊ ɪz jʊr ˈeɪprən. jʊr ˈwɛrɪŋ ɪt laɪk ə keɪp.

I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, y'know? I guess if I'm going to be hanging out here anyway, I might as well get

aɪ min, ðə ʤɑbz ˈizi ənd ðə ˈməniz gʊd, jəˈnoʊ? aɪ gɛs ɪf əm goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ˈhæŋɪŋ aʊt hir ˈɛniˌweɪ, aɪ maɪt ɛz wɛl gɪt

paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys, y'know?

peɪd fər ɪt, raɪt? aɪ ʤɪst fil kaɪnd əv wɪrd ˈsərvɪŋ ju gaɪz, jəˈnoʊ?

Joey, come on. I did it, and it was fine.

ʤoʊi, kəm ɔn. aɪ dɪd ɪt, ənd ɪt wɑz faɪn.

Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

jæ, waɪ wʊd ɪt bi wɪrd? heɪ, ʤoʊi, kən aɪ gɪt səm ˈkɔfi?

Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that weird.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ gɛs ɪt ˈdəzənt sim ðət wɪrd.

Seriously, I asked you before, and you still haven't gotten it.

ˈsɪriəsli, aɪ æst ju ˌbiˈfɔr, ənd ju stɪl ˈhævənt ˈgɔtən ɪt.

See, now it's weird again.

si, naʊ ɪts wɪrd əˈgɛn.

You know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom to. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned

ju noʊ wət? ðɪs ɪz greɪt. ˈfaɪnəli, aɪ hæv ˈsəmˌwən aɪ kən pæs ɔn maɪ ˈwɪzdəm tɪ. lɛt mi tɛl ju əˈbaʊt ə ˈkəpəl əv θɪŋz aɪ ˈlərnɪd

while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to

waɪl ˈwərkɪŋ æt ðə ˈkɔfiˌhaʊs. fərst əv ɔl, ðə ˈkəstəmər ɪz ˈɔlˌweɪz raɪt. ə smaɪl goʊz ə lɔŋ weɪ. ənd ɪf ˈɛniˌwən ɪz ˈɛvər rud tɪ

you, sneeze muffin.

ju, sniz ˈməfən.

Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific, y'know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It's all

θæŋks, ræʧ. lʊk, ju gaɪz ər ʤɪst tərˈɪfɪk, jəˈnoʊ? naʊ, haʊ əˈbaʊt ˈklɪrɪŋ aʊt əv hir soʊ aɪ kən gɪt səm nu ˈkəstəmərz. ɪts ɔl

about turnover.

əˈbaʊt ˈtərˌnoʊvər.

Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?

ʤoʊi. ˈsɪriəsli, kən aɪ gɪt maɪ ˈkɔfi?

I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.

əm ˈsɑri, rɔs. aɪl gɪt ɪt fər ju raɪt naʊ. ənd sɪns aɪ meɪd ju weɪt, aɪl tɔs ɪn ə fri ˈməfən.

Hey Gunther. Can you cover for me? I just got an audition.

heɪ ˈgənθər. kən ju ˈkəvər fər mi? aɪ ʤɪst gɑt ən ɑˈdɪʃən.

No. I'm leaving to get my hair dyed.

noʊ. əm ˈlivɪŋ tɪ gɪt maɪ hɛr daɪd.

Really. I like your natural color. Come on, man. It's a great part. Look. Check it out. I am the lead guy's best friend. And I wait

ˈrɪli. aɪ laɪk jʊr ˈnæʧərəl ˈkələr. kəm ɔn, mæn. ɪts ə greɪt pɑrt. lʊk. ʧɛk ɪt aʊt. aɪ æm ðə lɛd gaɪz bɛst frɛnd. ənd aɪ weɪt

for him in this bar and I save his seat. Listen. Listen. "I'm sorry. That seat's saved."

fər ɪm ɪn ðɪs bɑr ənd aɪ seɪv hɪz sit. ˈlɪsən. ˈlɪsən. "əm ˈsɑri. ðət sits seɪvd."

That's the whole part.

ðæts ðə hoʊl pɑrt.

Okay, maybe he's not his best friend.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈmeɪbi hiz nɑt hɪz bɛst frɛnd.

Okay. I'll see you in an hour.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪl si ju ɪn ən aʊər.

I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry. This seat is taken."

aɪ kʊd ˈtoʊtəli gɪt ðət pɑrt. "əm ˈsɑri. ðɪs sit ɪz ˈteɪkən."

Oh, Excuse me.

oʊ, ɪkˈskjuz mi.

Hey, buddy boy, how did the audition go?

heɪ, ˈbədi bɔɪ, haʊ dɪd ðə ɑˈdɪʃən goʊ?

Not good, no. I didn't get the part, and I lost my job here, so...

nɑt gʊd, noʊ. aɪ ˈdɪdənt gɪt ðə pɑrt, ənd aɪ lɔst maɪ ʤɑb hir, soʊ...

Wow. That is a bad audition.

waʊ. ðət ɪz ə bæd ɑˈdɪʃən.

How-how did you lose your job here?

how-how dɪd ju luz jʊr ʤɑb hir?

Well, I had the audition, but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then

wɛl, aɪ hæd ðə ɑˈdɪʃən, bət ˈgənθər sɛd aɪ hæd tɪ steɪ hir ənd bi ɪn ʧɑrʤ soʊ hi kʊd goʊ gɪt hɪz hɛr daɪd. soʊ, aɪ wɛnt ˈɛniˌweɪ, ənd ðɛn

he fired me.

hi faɪərd mi.

He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you've been working here two days? That's not, that's

hi lɛft wərk ɪn ðə ˈmɪdəl əv ðə deɪ tɪ du ə ˈpərsɪnəl ˈɛrənd ənd lɛft ju ɪn ʧɑrʤ wɪn juv bɪn ˈwərkɪŋ hir tu deɪz? ðæts nɑt, ðæts

not right.

nɑt raɪt.

Yeah, what are you goin to do?

jæ, wət ər ju gɔɪn tɪ du?

Joey, you can't let him get away with that. You know what, I'm not going to let him get away with that. I'm going to say something to him. No,

ʤoʊi, ju kænt lɛt ɪm gɪt əˈweɪ wɪθ ðət. ju noʊ wət, əm nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ lɛt ɪm gɪt əˈweɪ wɪθ ðət. əm goʊɪŋ tɪ seɪ ˈsəmθɪŋ tɪ ɪm. noʊ,

I really shouldn't say anything to him. No, I should say something to him.

aɪ ˈrɪli ˈʃʊdənt seɪ ˈɛniˌθɪŋ tɪ ɪm. noʊ, aɪ ʃʊd seɪ ˈsəmθɪŋ tɪ ɪm.

Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him...

ˈgənθər, aɪ wɔnt ju tɪ gɪv ʤoʊi hɪz ʤɑb bæk. ðət ɪz ˈrɪli nɑt fɛr ðət ju hæv tɪ faɪər ɪm...

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

What?

wət?

He can have his job back.

hi kən hæv hɪz ʤɑb bæk.

That's right, he can have his job back. I'm glad we got that all straightened out.

ðæts raɪt, hi kən hæv hɪz ʤɑb bæk. əm glæd wi gɑt ðət ɔl ˈstreɪtənd aʊt.