Эмили в Париже: Корпоративные заповеди

Bonjour, Sylvie.

bənˈʒʊr, ˈsɪlvi.

Ah. Bonjour. J'aime those bottines.

ɑ. bənˈʒʊr. j'aime ðoʊz bottines.

Merci.

mərˈsi.

Why are you smiling like that?

waɪ ər ju sˈmaɪlɪŋ laɪk ðət?

I'm just saying bonjour. It's a beautiful day in Paris.

əm ʤɪst seɪɪŋ bənˈʒʊr. ɪts ə ˈbjutəfəl deɪ ɪn ˈpɛrɪs.

There's not so much to be happy about. We have a big day. Very important commercial shoot for De L'Heure. And if you keep smiling like that, people will think you're stupid.

ðɛrz nɑt soʊ məʧ tɪ bi ˈhæpi əˈbaʊt. wi hæv ə bɪg deɪ. ˈvɛri ˌɪmˈpɔrtənt kəˈmərʃəl ʃut fər də l'heure. ənd ɪf ju kip sˈmaɪlɪŋ laɪk ðət, ˈpipəl wɪl θɪŋk jʊr ˈstupɪd.

Okay. I'll try to stop smiling.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪl traɪ tɪ stɑp sˈmaɪlɪŋ.

Unless you're really happy. Are you really happy?

ənˈlɛs jʊr ˈrɪli ˈhæpi. ər ju ˈrɪli ˈhæpi?

Well, I just split up with my boyfriend, and the water in my shower this morning cut off due to some ancient plumbing issue, so I had to wash my hair in the bidet. But... c'est la vie.

wɛl, aɪ ʤɪst splɪt əp wɪθ maɪ ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd, ənd ðə ˈwɔtər ɪn maɪ ʃaʊər ðɪs ˈmɔrnɪŋ kət ɔf du tɪ səm ˈeɪnʧənt ˈpləmɪŋ ˈɪʃu, soʊ aɪ hæd tɪ wɑʃ maɪ hɛr ɪn ðə bidet. bət... sɛst lɑ vaɪ.

Then perhaps you can post that on your little Instagram? #BadHairDay.

ðɛn pərˈhæps ju kən poʊst ðət ɔn jʊr ˈlɪtəl instagram? #badhairday.

Excuse me, what is this I just received from you?

ɪkˈskjuz mi, wət ɪz ðɪs aɪ ʤɪst rɪˈsivd frəm ju?

Oh, it's just something I sent from the Chicago office, our corporate commandments.

oʊ, ɪts ʤɪst ˈsəmθɪŋ aɪ sɛnt frəm ðə ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ ˈɔfəs, ɑr ˈkɔrpərət kəˈmændmənts.

Oh, and you're commanding us to do what?

oʊ, ənd jʊr kəˈmændɪŋ ˈjuˈɛs tɪ du wət?

"Thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude. Thou shalt be on time. Thou shalt praise in public and criticize in private."

"ðaʊ ʃælt ˈɔlˌweɪz meɪnˈteɪn ə ˈpɑzətɪv ˈætəˌtud. ðaʊ ʃælt bi ɔn taɪm. ðaʊ ʃælt preɪz ɪn ˈpəblɪk ənd ˈkrɪtɪˌsaɪz ɪn ˈpraɪvət."

"Thou shalt avoid workplace romances"?

"ðaʊ ʃælt əˈvɔɪd ˈwərkˌpleɪs roʊˈmænsɪz"?

And "Thou shalt remember that we are all a team." And there is no I in team.

ənd "ðaʊ ʃælt rɪˈmɛmbər ðət wi ər ɔl ə tim." ənd ðɛr ɪz noʊ aɪ ɪn tim.

Well, the French word for team is équipe. And there's an I in équipe.

wɛl, ðə frɛnʧ wərd fər tim ɪz ééquipe. ənd ðɛrz ən aɪ ɪn ééquipe.

Well, let's not get caught up on vowels. It's about all of us sharing a global vision.

wɛl, lɛts nɑt gɪt kɔt əp ɔn vaʊəlz. ɪts əˈbaʊt ɔl əv ˈjuˈɛs ˈʃɛrɪŋ ə ˈgloʊbəl ˈvɪʒən.

Ah. You would like to destroy our French soul!

ɑ. ju wʊd laɪk tɪ dɪˈstrɔɪ ɑr frɛnʧ soʊl!

Well done, Emily.

wɛl dən, ˈɛmɪli.

"Thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude. Thou shalt avoid workplace romances." You told French people this? No wonder they hate you.

"ðaʊ ʃælt ˈɔlˌweɪz meɪnˈteɪn ə ˈpɑzətɪv ˈætəˌtud. ðaʊ ʃælt əˈvɔɪd ˈwərkˌpleɪs roʊˈmænsɪz." ju toʊld frɛnʧ ˈpipəl ðɪs? noʊ ˈwəndər ðeɪ heɪt ju.

Oh, not just this. They disagree with everything I say.

oʊ, nɑt ʤɪst ðɪs. ðeɪ dɪsəˈgri wɪθ ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ aɪ seɪ.

That's the French way. They're very disagreeable.

ðæts ðə frɛnʧ weɪ. ðɛr ˈvɛri ˌdɪsəˈgriəbəl.

But I'm an agreeable person. People like me. That's my strength.

bət əm ən əˈgriəbəl ˈpərsən. ˈpipəl laɪk mi. ðæts maɪ strɛŋθ.

And here, they just want to slap you.

ənd hir, ðeɪ ʤɪst wɔnt tɪ slæp ju.

Exactly.

ɪgˈzæktli.

I know.

aɪ noʊ.

I can't believe I'm drinking before noon.

aɪ kænt bɪˈliv əm ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ ˌbiˈfɔr nun.

It's okay. This is Sancerre. It's a breakfast wine.

ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ðɪs ɪz sancerre. ɪts ə ˈbrɛkfəst waɪn.

Even in French class this morning, I didn't get invited to Jean-Jacques' party.

ˈivɪn ɪn frɛnʧ klæs ðɪs ˈmɔrnɪŋ, aɪ ˈdɪdənt gɪt ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪd tɪ jean-jacques' ˈpɑrti.

Uh, what an asshole!

ə, wət ən ˈæshoʊl!

No, I mean, don't worry. He's not real. But, you know.

noʊ, aɪ min, doʊnt ˈwəri. hiz nɑt ril. bət, ju noʊ.

You know what? The Duponts are going to their country house this weekend. I'm going to throw you a dinner party at their apartment.

ju noʊ wət? ðə duponts ər goʊɪŋ tɪ ðɛr ˈkəntri haʊs ðɪs ˈwiˌkɪnd. əm goʊɪŋ tɪ θroʊ ju ə ˈdɪnər ˈpɑrti æt ðɛr əˈpɑrtmənt.

Will they mind?

wɪl ðeɪ maɪnd?

Not if they don't know. Oh, and you can invite Sylvie.

nɑt ɪf ðeɪ doʊnt noʊ. oʊ, ənd ju kən ˌɪnˈvaɪt ˈsɪlvi.

I can cook.

aɪ kən kʊk.

Don't worry. I'll take care of everything.

doʊnt ˈwəri. aɪl teɪk kɛr əv ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ.