Эмили в Париже: Первый день Эмили

Hi. Hello. Uh, bonjour. I'm Emily Cooper from the Gilbert Group in Chicago.

haɪ. hɛˈloʊ. ə, bənˈʒʊr. əm ˈɛmɪli ˈkupər frəm ðə ˈgɪlbərt grup ɪn ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ.

You are? I'm sorry. I don't understand.

ju ər? əm ˈsɑri. aɪ doʊnt ˌəndərˈstænd.

Oh. I'm going to be working in this office. [Je vais travailler dans ce bureau.]

oʊ. əm goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ˈwərkɪŋ ɪn ðɪs ˈɔfəs. [ʤi vais travailler dans ce ˈbjʊroʊ.]

[The American girl is here.]

[ðə əˈmɛrɪkən gərl ɪz hir.]

Bonjour. [I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.]

bənˈʒʊr. [aɪ ˈwəzənt ɪkˈspɛktɪŋ ju ənˈtɪl təˈmɑˌroʊ.]

You lost me at bonjour.

ju lɔst mi æt bənˈʒʊr.

Oh. Yeah, I was told the American coming here spoke French.

oʊ. jæ, aɪ wɑz toʊld ðə əˈmɛrɪkən ˈkəmɪŋ hir spoʊk frɛnʧ.

Oh, that was Madeline.

oʊ, ðət wɑz ˈmædəlɪn.

Oh, so you're not Madeline.

oʊ, soʊ jʊr nɑt ˈmædəlɪn.

Uh, I'm Emily. Emily Cooper. And I am so excited to be here.

ə, əm ˈɛmɪli. ˈɛmɪli ˈkupər. ənd aɪ æm soʊ ɪkˈsaɪtɪd tɪ bi hir.

Well, that's very unfortunate.

wɛl, ðæts ˈvɛri ənˈfɔrʧənət.

Excuse me?

ɪkˈskjuz mi?

That you don't speak French. It's a problem.

ðət ju doʊnt spik frɛnʧ. ɪts ə ˈprɑbləm.

Well, I'm going to take a class, but je parle un peu français already.

wɛl, əm goʊɪŋ tɪ teɪk ə klæs, bət ʤi parle ˈjuˈɛn peu français ɔˈrɛdi.

Well, perhaps it's better not to try.

wɛl, pərˈhæps ɪts ˈbɛtər nɑt tɪ traɪ.

Oh, Paul. May I introduce Emily, the American girl who's come to work with us? This is Monsieur Brossard, he's the founder of Savoir.

oʊ, pɔl. meɪ aɪ ˌɪntrəˈdus ˈɛmɪli, ðə əˈmɛrɪkən gərl huz kəm tɪ wərk wɪθ ˈjuˈɛs? ðɪs ɪz məsˈjər brəˈsɑrd, hiz ðə ˈfaʊndər əv savoir.

Ah. Emily Cooper. Oh.

ɑ. ˈɛmɪli ˈkupər. oʊ.

It is so nice to meet you, Monsieur Brossard.

ɪt ɪz soʊ nis tɪ mit ju, məsˈjər brəˈsɑrd.

It's a pleasure. Welcome to Paris. So, you've come to teach the French some American tricks?

ɪts ə ˈplɛʒər. ˈwɛlkəm tɪ ˈpɛrɪs. soʊ, juv kəm tɪ tiʧ ðə frɛnʧ səm əˈmɛrɪkən trɪks?

I'm sure we have a lot to learn from each other.

əm ʃʊr wi hæv ə lɔt tɪ lərn frəm iʧ ˈəðər.

But your experience is not with fashion and luxury brands, hm?

bət jʊr ɪkˈspɪriəns ɪz nɑt wɪθ ˈfæʃən ənd ˈləgʒəri brændz, həm?

True. Most of my experience has been in promoting pharmaceuticals and geriatric care facilities.

tru. moʊst əv maɪ ɪkˈspɪriəns həz bɪn ɪn prəˈmoʊtɪŋ ˌfɑrməˈsutɪkəlz ənd ˌʤɛriˈætrɪk kɛr fəˈsɪlɪtiz.

In Chicago.

ɪn ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ.

Yes.

jɛs.

I was in Chicago once, and I ate the deep-dish pizza.

aɪ wɑz ɪn ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ wəns, ənd aɪ eɪt ðə deep-dish ˈpitsə.

That is our specialty. We take a lot of pride.

ðət ɪz ɑr ˈspɛʃəlti. wi teɪk ə lɔt əv praɪd.

It was, uh, dégueulasse. How you say?

ɪt wɑz, ə, dégueulasse. haʊ ju seɪ?

Disgusting.

dɪsˈgəstɪŋ.

Like a quiche made of cement.

laɪk ə kiʃ meɪd əv sɪˈmɛnt.

Oh, no, you must have gone to Lou Malnati's.

oʊ, noʊ, ju məst hæv gɔn tɪ lu malnati's.

And the people are so fat. Why are they all so fat?

ənd ðə ˈpipəl ər soʊ fæt. waɪ ər ðeɪ ɔl soʊ fæt?

Well, perhaps from the disgusting food.

wɛl, pərˈhæps frəm ðə dɪsˈgəstɪŋ fud.

True, we are in the midst of an obesity epidemic. In fact, Merck was one of our biggest clients. They make a diabetes drug that we marketed the heck out of. Sales went up 63 percent.

tru, wi ər ɪn ðə mɪst əv ən əˈbisəti ˌɛpɪˈdɛmɪk. ɪn fækt, mərk wɑz wən əv ɑr ˈbɪgəst klaɪənts. ðeɪ meɪk ə ˌdaɪəˈbitiz drəg ðət wi ˈmɑrkətɪd ðə hɛk aʊt əv. seɪlz wɛnt əp 63 pərˈsɛnt.

So you create the disease, then you treat the disease, and then you market the treatments of the disease.

soʊ ju kriˈeɪt ðə dɪˈziz, ðɛn ju trit ðə dɪˈziz, ənd ðɛn ju ˈmɑrkɪt ðə ˈtritmənts əv ðə dɪˈziz.

Well...

wɛl...

Perhaps stop eating.

pərˈhæps stɑp ˈitɪŋ.

There is no money in that.

ðɛr ɪz noʊ ˈməni ɪn ðət.

True.

tru.

Cigarettes cause diabetes and cancer.

ˌsɪgəˈrɛts kɔz ˌdaɪəˈbitiz ənd ˈkænsər.

Yes. Well, smoking is a pleasure. And without pleasure, who are we?

jɛs. wɛl, sˈmoʊkɪŋ ɪz ə ˈplɛʒər. ənd wɪˈθaʊt ˈplɛʒər, hu ər wi?

German?

ˈʤərmən?

Exactly right.

ɪgˈzæktli raɪt.

All of the brands we market here, from perfume to cognac to couture, are all to do with beauty and refinement.

ɔl əv ðə brændz wi ˈmɑrkɪt hir, frəm pərfˈjum tɪ ˈkɑnˌjæk tɪ kuˈtʊr, ər ɔl tɪ du wɪθ ˈbjuti ənd rəˈfaɪnmənt.

Mm-hmm.

mm-hmm.

Perhaps you have something to learn from us, but I'm not sure if we have much to learn from you.

pərˈhæps ju hæv ˈsəmθɪŋ tɪ lərn frəm ˈjuˈɛs, bət əm nɑt ʃʊr ɪf wi hæv məʧ tɪ lərn frəm ju.

With all due respect, I have been sent here for a reason, so if you wouldn't mind, I would really like to share some of my ideas about your social media strategies.

wɪθ ɔl du rɪˈspɛkt, aɪ hæv bɪn sɛnt hir fər ə ˈrizən, soʊ ɪf ju ˈwʊdənt maɪnd, aɪ wʊd ˈrɪli laɪk tɪ ʃɛr səm əv maɪ aɪˈdiəz əˈbaʊt jʊr ˈsoʊʃəl ˈmidiə ˈstrætəʤiz.

You mean the Twitter and the Snapchat?

ju min ðə tˈwɪtər ənd ðə sˈnæˌpʧæt?

Yes. And the Instagram.

jɛs. ənd ðə instagram.

Ah, by all means.

ɑ, baɪ ɔl minz.