Эмили в Париже: Эмили расстаётся

Hey. You must be at the airport by now.

heɪ. ju məst bi æt ðə ˈɛrˌpɔrt baɪ naʊ.

I packed, I took a week off of work, and then I thought, "What am I going to do there all day?"

aɪ pækt, aɪ tʊk ə wik ɔf əv wərk, ənd ðɛn aɪ θɔt, "wət æm aɪ goʊɪŋ tɪ du ðɛr ɔl deɪ?"

What? I don't know. See the sights? I mean, Paris is kinda famous for its sights.

wət? aɪ doʊnt noʊ. si ðə saɪts? aɪ min, ˈpɛrɪs ɪz ˈkɪndə ˈfeɪməs fər ɪts saɪts.

Yeah. Alone. While you're working.

jæ. əˈloʊn. waɪl jʊr ˈwərkɪŋ.

Well, our lunches are pretty extensive here. I mean, I could spend three hours with you in the Louvre in the

wɛl, ɑr ˈlənʧɪz ər ˈprɪti ɪkˈstɛnsɪv hir. aɪ min, aɪ kʊd spɛnd θri aʊərz wɪθ ju ɪn ðə ˈluvrə ɪn ðə

afternoon and no one would miss me, you know.

ˌæftərˈnun ənd noʊ wən wʊd mɪs mi, ju noʊ.

Wait, is this about the Cubs?

weɪt, ɪz ðɪs əˈbaʊt ðə kəbz?

No.

noʊ.

Because we can watch the playoffs on a Slingbox. You won't have to miss a game.

bɪˈkəz wi kən wɔʧ ðə pleɪɔfs ɔn ə slingbox. ju woʊnt hæv tɪ mɪs ə geɪm.

That's not what this is about.

ðæts nɑt wət ðɪs ɪz əˈbaʊt.

Well, what is this about?

wɛl, wət ɪz ðɪs əˈbaʊt?

I don't know how to do long distance.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ haʊ tɪ du lɔŋ ˈdɪstəns.

Well, you start by getting on a flight. I thought we'd figured this all out.

wɛl, ju stɑrt baɪ ˈgɪtɪŋ ɔn ə flaɪt. aɪ θɔt wid ˈfɪgjərd ðɪs ɔl aʊt.

No. You had this figured out. And I'm sorry if I don't fit into your spreadsheet, but I like our life in Chicago.

noʊ. ju hæd ðɪs ˈfɪgjərd aʊt. ənd əm ˈsɑri ɪf aɪ doʊnt fɪt ˈɪntu jʊr ˈsprɛdˌʃit, bət aɪ laɪk ɑr laɪf ɪn ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ.

This is Paris! Wait. Are you not, like, coming here ever?

ðɪs ɪz ˈpɛrɪs! weɪt. ər ju nɑt, laɪk, ˈkəmɪŋ hir ˈɛvər?

I think you should come home.

aɪ θɪŋk ju ʃʊd kəm hoʊm.

Or what? We're over? I can't believe this.

ər wət? wɪr ˈoʊvər? aɪ kænt bɪˈliv ðɪs.

You know what? You can keep your precious air miles and spend it on some away game and stay in Chicago for the rest of

ju noʊ wət? ju kən kip jʊr ˈprɛʃəs ɛr maɪəlz ənd spɛnd ɪt ɔn səm əˈweɪ geɪm ənd steɪ ɪn ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ fər ðə rɛst əv

your life.

jʊr laɪf.

Because... Because this city is filled with love and romance and light and beauty and passion and sex!

bɪˈkəz... bɪˈkəz ðɪs ˈsɪti ɪz fɪld wɪθ ləv ənd ˈroʊmæns ənd laɪt ənd ˈbjuti ənd ˈpæʃən ənd sɛks!

Which are clearly things that mean nothing to you.

wɪʧ ər ˈklɪrli θɪŋz ðət min ˈnəθɪŋ tɪ ju.

Whoa, whoa. Wait, I'm sorry. Are you still there? I think I lost you. I don't...

woʊ, woʊ. weɪt, əm ˈsɑri. ər ju stɪl ðɛr? aɪ θɪŋk aɪ lɔst ju. aɪ doʊnt...

Yeah. You did.

jæ. ju dɪd.

Wait, wait. E-Emily, wait. Emily...

weɪt, weɪt. e-emily, weɪt. ˈɛmɪli...

No, I'm done waiting. I've got to go.

noʊ, əm dən ˈweɪtɪŋ. aɪv gɑt tɪ goʊ.

This was a big mistake. I should never have come here.

ðɪs wɑz ə bɪg mɪˈsteɪk. aɪ ʃʊd ˈnɛvər hæv kəm hir.

No! It's good you came. Better than wasting another minute on a man who won't leave Chicago.

noʊ! ɪts gʊd ju keɪm. ˈbɛtər ðən ˈweɪstɪŋ əˈnəðər ˈmɪnət ɔn ə mæn hu woʊnt liv ʃəˈkɑˌgoʊ.

I feel like Alice Through the Looking Glass. It's like up is down. I'll never learn the language or understand anything here.

aɪ fil laɪk ˈælɪs θru ðə ˈlʊkɪŋ glæs. ɪts laɪk əp ɪz daʊn. aɪl ˈnɛvər lərn ðə ˈlæŋgwɪʤ ər ˌəndərˈstænd ˈɛniˌθɪŋ hir.

Do you realize this city is laid out in circles? Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us.

du ju ˈriəˌlaɪz ðɪs ˈsɪti ɪz leɪd aʊt ɪn ˈsərkəlz? laɪk ðeɪ dɪˈlɪbərətli dɪˈzaɪnd ɪt tɪ kənfˈjuz ˈjuˈɛs.

It's an illogical culture, but it's a beautiful one too. Better to just let it wash over you.

ɪts ən ˌɪˈlɑʤɪkəl ˈkəlʧər, bət ɪts ə ˈbjutəfəl wən tu. ˈbɛtər tɪ ʤɪst lɛt ɪt wɑʃ ˈoʊvər ju.

Yeah, but that's just it. I'm worried I might drown. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this city. You know, I thought it was going to

jæ, bət ðæts ʤɪst ɪt. əm ˈwərid aɪ maɪt draʊn. ˈmeɪbi əm ʤɪst nɑt kət aʊt fər ðɪs ˈsɪti. ju noʊ, aɪ θɔt ɪt wɑz goʊɪŋ tɪ

be an adventure.

bi ən ədˈvɛnʧər.

And it is. Maybe an even better one than you imagined.

ənd ɪt ɪz. ˈmeɪbi ən ˈivɪn ˈbɛtər wən ðən ju ˌɪˈmæʤənd.

I just never pictured myself here alone.

aɪ ʤɪst ˈnɛvər ˈpɪkʧərd ˌmaɪˈsɛlf hir əˈloʊn.

You're not alone. You have a friend here now. Paris is the most exciting city in the world. And you never know what's going to happen next.

jʊr nɑt əˈloʊn. ju hæv ə frɛnd hir naʊ. ˈpɛrɪs ɪz ðə moʊst ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ ˈsɪti ɪn ðə wərld. ənd ju ˈnɛvər noʊ wəts goʊɪŋ tɪ ˈhæpən nɛkst.

You'll be fine.

jul bi faɪn.