Стажёр: Бен знакомится с семьёй

Hello?

hɛˈloʊ?

Hey, Ben. It's Becky. From Jules's office?

heɪ, bɛn. ɪts ˈbɛki. frəm jules's ˈɔfəs?

Yeah, hey. What's up?

jæ, heɪ. wəts əp?

Jules's driver is M.I.A. He's not answering any of my texts. I know you drove Jules yesterday, and I didn't hear any complaints. So

jules's ˈdraɪvər ɪz m.i.a. hiz nɑt ˈænsərɪŋ ˈɛni əv maɪ tɛksts. aɪ noʊ ju droʊv ʤulz ˈjɛstərˌdeɪ, ənd aɪ ˈdɪdənt hir ˈɛni kəmˈpleɪnts. soʊ

can you pick her up this morning?

kən ju pɪk hər əp ðɪs ˈmɔrnɪŋ?

Sure.

ʃʊr.

You know where she lives?

ju noʊ wɛr ʃi lɪvz?

I was there yesterday.

aɪ wɑz ðɛr ˈjɛstərˌdeɪ.

Okay, so you remember.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, soʊ ju rɪˈmɛmbər.

Yeah.

jæ.

And you’re hearing me, right?

ənd you’re ˈhirɪŋ mi, raɪt?

Loud and clear, boss.

laʊd ənd klɪr, bɔs.

Okay, so be there at 7:45, ring the bell, and walk away. She'll know it's you.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, soʊ bi ðɛr æt 7:45 rɪŋ ðə bɛl, ənd wɔk əˈweɪ. ʃil noʊ ɪts ju.

Ring bell, walk away. Got it.

rɪŋ bɛl, wɔk əˈweɪ. gɑt ɪt.

Oh, walk away.

oʊ, wɔk əˈweɪ.

Hang on. I'm coming. Hi. Here for Jules?

hæŋ ɔn. əm ˈkəmɪŋ. haɪ. hir fər ʤulz?

Yeah, hi. Sorry. I'll wait in the car.

jæ, haɪ. ˈsɑri. aɪl weɪt ɪn ðə kɑr.

Uh, she's on a call. Do you want to come in? I just made some coffee. Could be a while. I'm Matt.

ə, ʃiz ɔn ə kɔl. du ju wɔnt tɪ kəm ɪn? aɪ ʤɪst meɪd səm ˈkɔfi. kʊd bi ə waɪl. əm mæt.

Ben Whittaker.

bɛn ˈwɪtəkər.

Good to meet you. Come on in. Legos everywhere, so watch your step. Have a seat, Ben. Hey, Paige, this is Ben. He works with mommy.

gʊd tɪ mit ju. kəm ɔn ɪn. legos ˈɛvriˌwɛr, soʊ wɔʧ jʊr stɛp. hæv ə sit, bɛn. heɪ, peɪʤ, ðɪs ɪz bɛn. hi wərks wɪθ ˈmɑmi.

I'm playing princess memory game.

əm pleɪɪŋ ˈprɪnsɛs ˈmɛməri geɪm.

Oh, yeah. Looks like you're about to win.

oʊ, jæ. lʊks laɪk jʊr əˈbaʊt tɪ wɪn.

So, your Jules's new driver?

soʊ, jʊr jules's nu ˈdraɪvər?

No, actually, I'm her intern.

noʊ, ˈæˌkʧuəli, əm hər ˈɪntərn.

That's hysterical.

ðæts hɪˈstɛrɪkəl.

You know what an intern is?

ju noʊ wət ən ˈɪntərn ɪz?

No.

noʊ.

That's okay. Everyone thinks it's hysterical.

ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˈɛvriˌwən θɪŋks ɪts hɪˈstɛrɪkəl.

Hey, Matt, did a... Morning.

heɪ, mæt, dɪd ə... ˈmɔrnɪŋ.

Morning.

ˈmɔrnɪŋ.

Is that all dry-cleaning?

ɪz ðət ɔl dry-cleaning?

These three are. These two are laundry. And this button, this button is missing. I mean, it's loose, so if you could just...

ðiz θri ər. ðiz tu ər ˈlɔndri. ənd ðɪs ˈbətən, ðɪs ˈbətən ɪz ˈmɪsɪŋ. aɪ min, ɪts lus, soʊ ɪf ju kʊd ʤɪst...

Hey, and honey, before you leave, I just got to go over a couple things.

heɪ, ənd ˈhəni, ˌbiˈfɔr ju liv, aɪ ʤɪst gɑt tɪ goʊ ˈoʊvər ə ˈkəpəl θɪŋz.

Okay. Look who I found. He was in your hamper. Matty, did an ATF box arrive for me?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. lʊk hu aɪ faʊnd. hi wɑz ɪn jʊr ˈhæmpər. ˈmæti, dɪd ən atf bɑks əraɪv fər mi?

On the table.

ɔn ðə ˈteɪbəl.

I'll just wait, wait out...

aɪl ʤɪst weɪt, weɪt aʊt...

Do you want a raisin?

du ju wɔnt ə ˈreɪzɪn?

Thank you.

θæŋk ju.

Thank you for the coffee. Thanks for letting me play.

θæŋk ju fər ðə ˈkɔfi. θæŋks fər ˈlɛtɪŋ mi pleɪ.

Oh! Sorry.

oʊ! ˈsɑri.

I'll meet you in the car.

aɪl mit ju ɪn ðə kɑr.

Actually, I have to go. Come on, sweetie. Ben, we're going to drop Paige at school, okay?

ˈæˌkʧuəli, aɪ hæv tɪ goʊ. kəm ɔn, sˈwiti. bɛn, wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ drɔp peɪʤ æt skul, ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

Let's do it.

lɛts du ɪt.

Kiss daddy goodbye.

kɪs ˈdædi ˌgʊdˈbaɪ.

Matt seems like a terrific guy. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

mæt simz laɪk ə tərˈɪfɪk gaɪ. ˈsɑri, aɪ ˈdɪdənt min tɪ ˌɪntərˈəpt.

Uh, that's okay. I agree. He is.

ə, ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ əˈgri. hi ɪz.

I've read about these house-husbands. It's interesting how that all worked just now.

aɪv rɛd əˈbaʊt ðiz house-husbands. ɪts ˈɪntəˌrɛstɪŋ haʊ ðət ɔl wərkt ʤɪst naʊ.

They actually prefer to be called stay-at-home dads.

ðeɪ ˈæˌkʧuəli prɪˈfər tɪ bi kɔld stay-at-home dædz.

Oh, sorry. I did not know that. Well, it's very admirable. He's a real 21st Century father.

oʊ, ˈsɑri. aɪ dɪd nɑt noʊ ðət. wɛl, ɪts ˈvɛri ˈædmərəbəl. hiz ə ril 21st ˈsɛnʧəri ˈfɑðər.

He is. He actually had a great job in marketing. But, when About the Fit took off, he left to be a full-time dad. Totally saved our butts.

hi ɪz. hi ˈæˌkʧuəli hæd ə greɪt ʤɑb ɪn ˈmɑrkətɪŋ. bət, wɪn əˈbaʊt ðə fɪt tʊk ɔf, hi lɛft tɪ bi ə ˈfʊlˌtaɪm dæd. ˈtoʊtəli seɪvd ɑr bəts.

Oh, we're here, big girl.

oʊ, wɪr hir, bɪg gərl.