Стажёр: Бен подвозит Джулс

Wait, so you're saying you shave every day?

weɪt, soʊ jʊr seɪɪŋ ju ʃeɪv ˈɛvəri deɪ?

Yes.

jɛs.

Even on Sundays?

ˈivɪn ɔn ˈsənˌdiz?

Every day.

ˈɛvəri deɪ.

And even if you know that you're not going to see anyone that you know?

ənd ˈivɪn ɪf ju noʊ ðət jʊr nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ si ˈɛniˌwən ðət ju noʊ?

Yes.

jɛs.

How is this possible? I'm on cheapapartments.com, and I literally can't afford a single apartment in all of Brooklyn.

haʊ ɪz ðɪs ˈpɑsəbəl? əm ɔn cheapapartments.com, ənd aɪ ˈlɪtərəli kænt əˈfɔrd ə ˈsɪŋgəl əˈpɑrtmənt ɪn ɔl əv ˈbrʊklɪn.

Jules. Hi.

ʤulz. haɪ.

How are you?

haʊ ər ju?

Hey. How’s it going? Mike right?

heɪ. how’s ɪt goʊɪŋ? maɪk raɪt?

Yeah.

jæ.

Yeah, I'm Ben. I work for Jules.

jæ, əm bɛn. aɪ wərk fər ʤulz.

She’ll be down in a minute.

she’ll bi daʊn ɪn ə ˈmɪnət.

I know. Look, I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but I just happen to have looked out the window, and it appeared you were drinking something

aɪ noʊ. lʊk, aɪ doʊnt wɔnt tɪ meɪk ju fil ənˈkəmfərtəbəl, bət aɪ ʤɪst ˈhæpən tɪ hæv lʊkt aʊt ðə ˈwɪndoʊ, ənd ɪt əˈpɪrd ju wər ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ ˈsəmθɪŋ

from a paper bag.

frəm ə ˈpeɪpər bæg.

I don't know what you're talking about, man.

aɪ doʊnt noʊ wət jʊr ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt, mæn.

Why don't you tell her you can't drive her today, or I'm going to have to.

waɪ doʊnt ju tɛl hər ju kænt draɪv hər təˈdeɪ, ər əm goʊɪŋ tɪ hæv tɪ.

We all good?

wi ɔl gʊd?

Yeah.

jæ.

Jules, I'm sorry to do this, but I'm actually not feeling so hot. I’m not sure I should be driving. I wouldn't want to give you anything.

ʤulz, əm ˈsɑri tɪ du ðɪs, bət əm ˈæˌkʧuəli nɑt ˈfilɪŋ soʊ hɑt. i’m nɑt ʃʊr aɪ ʃʊd bi ˈdraɪvɪŋ. aɪ ˈwʊdənt wɔnt tɪ gɪv ju ˈɛniˌθɪŋ.

Oh, sure. Yeah, no, you should take the day off and feel better, okay?

oʊ, ʃʊr. jæ, noʊ, ju ʃʊd teɪk ðə deɪ ɔf ənd fil ˈbɛtər, ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

Thanks.

θæŋks.

I'm happy to cover for Mike.

əm ˈhæpi tɪ ˈkəvər fər maɪk.

That's okay. Becky can drive me.

ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ˈbɛki kən draɪv mi.

Really? You want to give her more to do?

ˈrɪli? ju wɔnt tɪ gɪv hər mɔr tɪ du?

I hope you don't mind if I don't get in the front. I'm not trying to be rude. I just think better in the back. I mean, I could get in the front, but...

aɪ hoʊp ju doʊnt maɪnd ɪf aɪ doʊnt gɪt ɪn ðə frənt. əm nɑt traɪɪŋ tɪ bi rud. aɪ ʤɪst θɪŋk ˈbɛtər ɪn ðə bæk. aɪ min, aɪ kʊd gɪt ɪn ðə frənt, bət...

No, no, no. This is perfect.

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. ðɪs ɪz ˈpərˌfɪkt.

Yeah. And everything you hear in the car is strictly confidential, okay?

jæ. ənd ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ ju hir ɪn ðə kɑr ɪz ˈstrɪktli ˌkɑnfəˈdɛnʃəl, ˌoʊˈkeɪ?

It goes without saying.

ɪt goʊz wɪˈθaʊt seɪɪŋ.

Hey, how we doing? Did you look over the material on Atwood?

heɪ, haʊ wi duɪŋ? dɪd ju lʊk ˈoʊvər ðə məˈtɪriəl ɔn ˈætˌwʊd?

Yeah, I did. He had a great run at Travelocity and Citigroup, and I get it. He's major.

jæ, aɪ dɪd. hi hæd ə greɪt rən æt travelocity ənd citigroup, ənd aɪ gɪt ɪt. hiz ˈmeɪʤər.

He is. And the best thing about him is he's been watching us, and he loves what we're doing. But he's only one of the names on the list. So

hi ɪz. ənd ðə bɛst θɪŋ əˈbaʊt ɪm ɪz hiz bɪn ˈwɑʧɪŋ ˈjuˈɛs, ənd hi ləvz wət wɪr duɪŋ. bət hiz ˈoʊnli wən əv ðə neɪmz ɔn ðə lɪst. soʊ

if you don't like him, we move on. But, Jules, try to be open. He's supposed to be brilliant. And the V.C.s love him. A lot.

ɪf ju doʊnt laɪk ɪm, wi muv ɔn. bət, ʤulz, traɪ tɪ bi ˈoʊpən. hiz səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi ˈbrɪljənt. ənd ðə v.c.s ləv ɪm. ə lɔt.

Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO, and he was a teenager.

mɑrk ˈzəkərˌbərg ˈnɛvər brɔt ɪn ə ˈsiˌiˈoʊ, ənd hi wɑz ə ˈtiˌneɪʤər.

Call me after.

kɔl mi ˈæftər.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.