Стажёр: Бен знакомится с Джулс

Yes, hello?

jɛs, hɛˈloʊ?

Hi. I'm Ben Whittaker. I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin.

haɪ. əm bɛn ˈwɪtəkər. aɪ hæv ə 3:55 əˈpɔɪntmənt wɪθ mɪz. ˈɑstən.

3:55? I thought she was meeting with her new intern.

3:55 aɪ θɔt ʃi wɑz ˈmitɪŋ wɪθ hər nu ˈɪntərn.

That's me. How you doing?

ðæts mi. haʊ ju duɪŋ?

I'm sorry, uh, how are you an intern?

əm ˈsɑri, ə, haʊ ər ju ən ˈɪntərn?

It's the new senior intern program. It just started today.

ɪts ðə nu ˈsinjər ˈɪntərn ˈproʊˌgræm. ɪt ʤɪst ˈstɑrtɪd təˈdeɪ.

Oh, my god. Um... How old are you?

oʊ, maɪ gɑd. əm... haʊ oʊld ər ju?

70. You?

70 ju?

I'm 24. I know, I look older. It's the job. It ages you. Which won't be great in your case. Sorry.

əm 24 aɪ noʊ, aɪ lʊk ˈoʊldər. ɪts ðə ʤɑb. ɪt ˈeɪʤɪz ju. wɪʧ woʊnt bi greɪt ɪn jʊr keɪs. ˈsɑri.

I actually thought you looked younger.

aɪ ˈæˌkʧuəli θɔt ju lʊkt ˈjəŋgər.

Yeah, right.

jæ, raɪt.

Any tips before I go in?

ˈɛni tɪps ˌbiˈfɔr aɪ goʊ ɪn?

Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers. Maybe that's just when I talk slow. Don't dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving. And don't forget to blink.

ʤɪst tɔk fæst. ʃi heɪts sloʊ ˈtɔkərz. ˈmeɪbi ðæts ʤɪst wɪn aɪ tɔk sloʊ. doʊnt ˈdɔdəl ɪn ˈɛni weɪ. ʤɪst kip ɪt ˈmuvɪŋ. ənd doʊnt fərˈgɛt tɪ blɪŋk.

Hi, Jules? I'm Ben, your new intern.

haɪ, ʤulz? əm bɛn, jʊr nu ˈɪntərn.

I'm glad you also see the humor in this.

əm glæd ju ˈɔlsoʊ si ðə ˈhjumər ɪn ðɪs.

Be hard not to.

bi hɑrd nɑt tɪ.

So, Ben... I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you doing at a place like this? But Cameron gave me the drill, so can I just be honest with you?

soʊ, bɛn... aɪ wɑz ˈgɑnə seɪ wət ɪz ə nis gaɪ laɪk ju duɪŋ æt ə pleɪs laɪk ðɪs? bət ˈkæmərən geɪv mi ðə drɪl, soʊ kən aɪ ʤɪst bi ˈɑnəst wɪθ ju?

Please.

pliz.

I'm not gonna have a lot for you to do. That's the truth. And you being assigned to me is kind of just For me to set an example for the rest of the team.

əm nɑt ˈgɑnə hæv ə lɔt fər ju tɪ du. ðæts ðə truθ. ənd ju biɪŋ əˈsaɪnd tɪ mi ɪz kaɪnd əv ʤɪst fər mi tɪ sɛt ən ɪgˈzæmpəl fər ðə rɛst əv ðə tim.

If you ask me, I think that you'd be much better off working in creative or marketing. It's a little bit slower pace. Maybe a little bit easier to grasp. If you requested to transfer, we could make that happen.

ɪf ju æsk mi, aɪ θɪŋk ðət jʊd bi məʧ ˈbɛtər ɔf ˈwərkɪŋ ɪn kriˈeɪtɪv ər ˈmɑrkətɪŋ. ɪts ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt sloʊər peɪs. ˈmeɪbi ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt ˈiziər tɪ græsp. ɪf ju rɪkˈwɛstɪd tɪ ˈtrænsfər, wi kʊd meɪk ðət ˈhæpən.

If that's what you'd prefer.

ɪf ðæts wət jʊd prɪˈfər.

You'll be happier, believe me. I am not so fun to work for.

jul bi ˈhæpiər, bɪˈliv mi. aɪ æm nɑt soʊ fən tɪ wərk fər.

That's what I gather, but I can get along with anyone. And I'm here to learn about your world, give help where I can, so...

ðæts wət aɪ ˈgæðər, bət aɪ kən gɪt əˈlɔŋ wɪθ ˈɛniˌwən. ənd əm hir tɪ lərn əˈbaʊt jʊr wərld, gɪv hɛlp wɛr aɪ kən, soʊ...

So, you don't want to transfer?

soʊ, ju doʊnt wɔnt tɪ ˈtrænsfər?

Not really, sir. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me.

nɑt ˈrɪli, sər. əm ˈtɛrəbli ˈsɑri. ɪkˈskjuz mi.

Okay. Well, then, looks like you're stuck with me.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. wɛl, ðɛn, lʊks laɪk jʊr stək wɪθ mi.

Great, I'm excited.

greɪt, əm ɪkˈsaɪtɪd.

I will e-Mail you when I have something for you to do.

aɪ wɪl ˈiˌmeɪl ju wɪn aɪ hæv ˈsəmθɪŋ fər ju tɪ du.

Or I could just stop by a few times a day, check in...?

ər aɪ kʊd ʤɪst stɑp baɪ ə fju taɪmz ə deɪ, ʧɛk ɪn...?

I'll e-Mail you. Also, don't feel like you have to dress up. I mean, we're super cas here.

aɪl ˈiˌmeɪl ju. ˈɔlsoʊ, doʊnt fil laɪk ju hæv tɪ drɛs əp. aɪ min, wɪr ˈsupər kæs hir.

I'm comfortable in a suit if it's okay.

əm ˈkəmfərtəbəl ɪn ə sut ɪf ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

No, it's fine. Old school.

noʊ, ɪts faɪn. oʊld skul.

Exactly. At least I'll stand out.

ɪgˈzæktli. æt list aɪl stænd aʊt.

I don't think you need a suit to do that.

aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk ju nid ə sut tɪ du ðət.

True. Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes. I'll wait to hear from you.

tru. wɛl, aɪ θɪŋk wi dɪd ɪt ɪn lɛs ðən tu ˈmɪnəts. aɪl weɪt tɪ hir frəm ju.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.