Тед Лассо: Тед знакомится с командой

Okay, let me use it in a sentence so it sticks. The gaffer, me, is going out to the pitch...

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, lɛt mi juz ɪt ɪn ə ˈsɛntəns soʊ ɪt stɪks. ðə gaffer, mi, ɪz goʊɪŋ aʊt tɪ ðə pɪʧ...

Yeah.

jæ.

The grass here to watch practice.

ðə græs hir tɪ wɔʧ ˈpræktɪs.

Training. They call practice training.

ˈtreɪnɪŋ. ðeɪ kɔl ˈpræktɪs ˈtreɪnɪŋ.

All this vernacular. (It is) going to be tough. You know what? I'm going to get it though. Because training makes perfect.

ɔl ðɪs vərˈnækjələr. (ɪt ɪz) goʊɪŋ tɪ bi təf. ju noʊ wət? əm goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt ɪt ðoʊ. bɪˈkəz ˈtreɪnɪŋ meɪks ˈpərˌfɪkt.

There you go.

ðɛr ju goʊ.

There's our man.

ðɛrz ɑr mæn.

Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!

ˈʤizəs, ˈmɛri ənd fuckface ˈʤoʊzəf! aɪz ɔn ðə mæn jʊr ˈmɑrkɪŋ! kəm ɔn!

Who is that?

hu ɪz ðət?

Roy Kent. Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. Definitely lost a step.

rɔɪ kɛnt. tim ˈkæptən. ˈklæsɪk ˌoʊldˈskul box-to-box midfielder. ˈdɛfənətli lɔst ə stɛp.

But, you know, he's a legend. (he) Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so...

bət, ju noʊ, hiz ə ˈlɛʤənd. (hi) wən ə ˈʧæmpiənz lig wɪθ ˈʧɛlsi, soʊ...

Eight years ago.

eɪt jɪrz əˈgoʊ.

Yeah.

jæ.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh, God, what?

oʊ, gɑd, wət?

That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella.

ðət ɪz ə dɑrn faɪn spɔrts mɪks, jəŋ ˈfɛlə.

Holy smokes! Did you see that? That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. Who the heck is that?

ˈhoʊli smoʊks! dɪd ju si ðət? ðət ˈfɛlə lʊkt laɪk ə ˈkɪti kæt wɪn ɪt gɪts spukt baɪ ə ˈkjukəmbər. hu ðə hɛk ɪz ðət?

Jamie Tartt. Top scorer on the team.

ˈʤeɪmi tɑrt. tɔp ˈskɔrər ɔn ðə tim.

Fuck off.

fək ɔf.

Nate, what's he like?

neɪt, wəts hi laɪk?

Who, Jamie? He's great, you know, at football.

hu, ˈʤeɪmi? hiz greɪt, ju noʊ, æt ˈfʊtˌbɔl.

Yeah, I know fellas like that.

jæ, aɪ noʊ ˈfɛləs laɪk ðət.

Sam Obisanya. Right back defender out of the Nigerian league.

sæm obisanya. raɪt bæk dɪˈfɛndər aʊt əv ðə naɪˈʤɪriən lig.

Nigeria? Like Africa? So these fellas are from all over the place?

naɪˈʤɪriə? laɪk ˈæfrɪkɑ? soʊ ðiz ˈfɛləs ər frəm ɔl ˈoʊvər ðə pleɪs?

I'm open, boyo.

əm ˈoʊpən, boyo.

I mean, he must be from England, yeah?

aɪ min, hi məst bi frəm ˈɪŋglənd, jæ?

Wales.

weɪlz.

Is that another country?

ɪz ðət əˈnəðər ˈkəntri?

Yes and no.

jɛs ənd noʊ.

How many countries are in this country?

haʊ ˈmɛni ˈkəntriz ər ɪn ðɪs ˈkəntri?

Four.

fɔr.

I It's kind of like America these days.

aɪ ɪts kaɪnd əv laɪk əˈmɛrɪkə ðiz deɪz.

I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?

aɪ du ləv ə ˈlɑkər rum. smɛlz laɪk pəˈtɛnʃəl. ənd æm aɪ ˈgɪtɪŋ noʊts əv æks ˈbɑdi spreɪ?

Spot on, Coach. But I think they call it something else here.

spɑt ɔn, koʊʧ. bət aɪ θɪŋk ðeɪ kɔl ɪt ˈsəmθɪŋ ɛls hir.

Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face.

kəm hir. lʊk æt jʊr feɪs. lʊk æt jʊr feɪs.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

θæŋks, θæŋks, θæŋks.

Howdy, fellas. Don't stop what you're doing. My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. I know we don't officially start quite

ˈhaʊdi, ˈfɛləs. doʊnt stɑp wət jʊr duɪŋ. maɪ neɪmz tɛd ˈlæsoʊ. ðɪs hir ɪz koʊʧ bɪrd. aɪ noʊ wi doʊnt əˈfɪʃəli stɑrt kwaɪt

yet, but, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, let you know how excited we are to be here...

jɛt, bət, ju noʊ, wi ʤɪst ˈwɔntɪd tɪ pɑp ɪn, seɪ ˈhaʊdi, lɛt ju noʊ haʊ ɪkˈsaɪtɪd wi ər tɪ bi hir...

Knock, knock. Is everyone in here decent? Oh boys, that's disappointing. Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you?

nɑk, nɑk. ɪz ˈɛvriˌwən ɪn hir ˈdisənt? oʊ bɔɪz, ðæts ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪnɪŋ. oʊ, ʃɪt. æm aɪ ˌɪntərˈəptɪŋ ju?

No, no, that's okay. How can I help you?

noʊ, noʊ, ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. haʊ kən aɪ hɛlp ju?

No, I'm here to pick up that one.

noʊ, əm hir tɪ pɪk əp ðət wən.

Yeah. Sorry, Coach. She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. It's more for the fans than it is for me. Score a goal, (I have)

jæ. ˈsɑri, koʊʧ. ʃi meɪd mi ən əˈpɔɪntmənt. əm ˈgɪtɪŋ wækst. ɪts mɔr fər ðə fænz ðən ɪt ɪz fər mi. skɔr ə goʊl, (aɪ hæv)

got to take my shirt off.

gɑt tɪ teɪk maɪ ʃərt ɔf.

Sweetheart.

sˈwiˌthɑrt.

I mean, I can stay if you want.

aɪ min, aɪ kən steɪ ɪf ju wɔnt.

No, that's okay.

noʊ, ðæts ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

All right, cheers.

ɔl raɪt, ʧɪrz.