Кей-поп: охотницы на демонов: Углеводная загрузка

Okay, this is our biggest show yet.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðɪs ɪz ɑr ˈbɪgəst ʃoʊ jɛt.

The most songs.

ðə moʊst sɔŋz.

The most moves.

ðə moʊst muvz.

Which means the most carb loading.

wɪʧ minz ðə moʊst carb ˈloʊdɪŋ.

For the fans!

fər ðə fænz!

I need 10,000 calories to get through the choreo.

aɪ nid 10,000 ˈkælɔˌriz tɪ gɪt θru ðə choreo.

A thousand percent. A gajillion percent.

ə ˈθaʊzənd pərˈsɛnt. ə gajillion pərˈsɛnt.

Man, that's not even a real number.

mæn, ðæts nɑt ˈivɪn ə ril ˈnəmbər.

It is for our fans.

ɪt ɪz fər ɑr fænz.

Ah! Our fans deserve the best.

ɑ! ɑr fænz dɪˈzərv ðə bɛst.

Okay, time for our pre-game ramyeon!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, taɪm fər ɑr pre-game ramyeon!

Happy fans, happy Honmoon!

ˈhæpi fænz, ˈhæpi honmoon!

Wait, there's no water in these.

weɪt, ðɛrz noʊ ˈwɔtər ɪn ðiz.

Excuse me, miss?

ɪkˈskjuz mi, mɪs?

Yes, Miss Hunter-ix?

jɛs, mɪs hunter-ix?

We asked for hot water...

wi æst fər hɑt ˈwɔtər...

Right away. You're welcome. Arrivederci. Goodbye.

raɪt əˈweɪ. jʊr ˈwɛlkəm. arrivederci. ˌgʊdˈbaɪ.

Uh, okay.

ə, ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Hi, Bobby!

haɪ, ˈbɑbi!

Yeah, hi! What are you doing?

jæ, haɪ! wət ər ju duɪŋ?

About to eat our pre-show ramyeon.

əˈbaʊt tɪ it ɑr pre-show ramyeon.

Pre-show? What about the show-show? Hey, that's my phone!

pre-show? wət əˈbaʊt ðə show-show? heɪ, ðæts maɪ foʊn!

We love you!

wi ləv ju!

Oh, we love you too!

oʊ, wi ləv ju tu!

That's so sweet.

ðæts soʊ swit.

Yo! I just got this!

joʊ! aɪ ʤɪst gɑt ðɪs!

Sick.

sɪk.

Gimme that! Why are you so late?

ˈgɪmi ðət! waɪ ər ju soʊ leɪt?

Late?

leɪt?

Fifty thousand fans are waiting for you. They made cute signs and everything. How can you be late? I wish you were here.

ˈfɪfti ˈθaʊzənd fænz ər ˈweɪtɪŋ fər ju. ðeɪ meɪd kjut saɪnz ənd ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ. haʊ kən ju bi leɪt? aɪ wɪʃ ju wər hir.

Keep your shirt on, Bobby. We'll be there in three.

kip jʊr ʃərt ɔn, ˈbɑbi. wɪl bi ðɛr ɪn θri.

I didn't even get to finish my ramyeon!

aɪ ˈdɪdənt ˈivɪn gɪt tɪ ˈfɪnɪʃ maɪ ramyeon!

Why do they always interrupt our snacking?

waɪ du ðeɪ ˈɔlˌweɪz ˌɪntərˈəpt ɑr sˈnækɪŋ?

They will face my wrath!

ðeɪ wɪl feɪs maɪ ræθ!

Um, excuse me?

əm, ɪkˈskjuz mi?

Please take your seat.

pliz teɪk jʊr sit.

Yeah. We don't have time. You're a demon, right?

jæ. wi doʊnt hæv taɪm. jʊr ə ˈdimən, raɪt?

What do you mean?

wət du ju min?

You're smiling all weird, watering plants with coffee, and those guys? Come on.

jʊr sˈmaɪlɪŋ ɔl wɪrd, ˈwɔtərɪŋ plænts wɪθ ˈkɔfi, ənd ðoʊz gaɪz? kəm ɔn.

Oh, we were just...

oʊ, wi wər ʤɪst...

Oh, look! Patterns.

oʊ, lʊk! ˈpætərnz.

Oh, these? These are just...

oʊ, ðiz? ðiz ər ʤɪst...

The rest of you can come out. We're in a hurry!

ðə rɛst əv ju kən kəm aʊt. wɪr ɪn ə ˈhəri!

Oh, you got the patterns. Now you've got to die.

oʊ, ju gɑt ðə ˈpætərnz. naʊ juv gɑt tɪ daɪ.

The only ones dying tonight are your

ðə ˈoʊnli wənz daɪɪŋ təˈnaɪt ər jʊr

(burp)

(bərp)

I said, the only ones dying tonight are your...

aɪ sɛd, ðə ˈoʊnli wənz daɪɪŋ təˈnaɪt ər jʊr...

(stomach grumbling) I'm sorry, what?

(ˈstəmək ˈgrəmbəlɪŋ) əm ˈsɑri, wət?

Your fans! We're going to eat your fans!

jʊr fænz! wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ it jʊr fænz!

Whoa!

woʊ!

No.

noʊ.

No, thank you!

noʊ, θæŋk ju!

No, no, no.

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ.

Not our fans.

nɑt ɑr fænz.

When you mess with our fans...

wɪn ju mɛs wɪθ ɑr fænz...

...we need to make it hurt.

...wi nid tɪ meɪk ɪt hərt.