Кей-поп: охотницы на демонов: Тоник для голоса

I'm sorry about the show.

əm ˈsɑri əˈbaʊt ðə ʃoʊ.

Rumi, it's okay. I'm sure everything will be fine. Bobby can handle it. Hi, Bobby!

rumi, ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. əm ʃʊr ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ wɪl bi faɪn. ˈbɑbi kən ˈhændəl ɪt. haɪ, ˈbɑbi!

Girls, I can't handle this! There's thousands of disappointed fans, and the network is losing their minds.

gərlz, aɪ kænt ˈhændəl ðɪs! ðɛrz ˈθaʊzənz əv ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪnɪd fænz, ənd ðə ˈnɛtˌwərk ɪz ˈluzɪŋ ðɛr maɪndz.

Okay, this is why you pay me 3%. Okay, back off! My girls will sing when they're ready.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðɪs ɪz waɪ ju peɪ mi 3 ˌoʊˈkeɪ, bæk ɔf! maɪ gərlz wɪl sɪŋ wɪn ðɛr ˈrɛdi.

It's okay. We can reschedule another live show within days.

ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. wi kən riˈskɛʤul əˈnəðər lɪv ʃoʊ wɪˈθɪn deɪz.

I-I don't know if that's going to be possible. My voice, it's in trouble.

i-i doʊnt noʊ ɪf ðæts goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ˈpɑsəbəl. maɪ vɔɪs, ɪts ɪn ˈtrəbəl.

Wait, in trouble? Then why did you push up the "Golden" release?

weɪt, ɪn ˈtrəbəl? ðɛn waɪ dɪd ju pʊʃ əp ðə "ˈgoʊldən" riˈlis?

Because we're so close, and it's so important.

bɪˈkəz wɪr soʊ kloʊz, ənd ɪts soʊ ˌɪmˈpɔrtənt.

Hey, we'll get through this. We can get through anything. Together.

heɪ, wɪl gɪt θru ðɪs. wi kən gɪt θru ˈɛniˌθɪŋ. təˈgɛðər.

Okay. We have two weeks to fix Rumi's voice. Any ideas?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. wi hæv tu wiks tɪ fɪks rumi's vɔɪs. ˈɛni aɪˈdiəz?

I do have one idea.

aɪ du hæv wən aɪˈdiə.

Just one?

ʤɪst wən?

Actually, 57, but let's start with my favorite. Don't worry. It's totally legit.

ˈæˌkʧuəli, 57 bət lɛts stɑrt wɪθ maɪ ˈfeɪvərɪt. doʊnt ˈwəri. ɪts ˈtoʊtəli ˈlɛʤɪt.

He's got this special tonic. Apparently, it can heal anything from sore throats to relationship problems.

hiz gɑt ðɪs ˈspɛʃəl ˈtɑnɪk. əˈpɛrəntli, ɪt kən hil ˈɛniˌθɪŋ frəm sɔr θroʊts tɪ riˈleɪʃənˌʃɪp ˈprɑbləmz.

Yep, about as legit as I expected.

jɛp, əˈbaʊt ɛz ˈlɛʤɪt ɛz aɪ ɪkˈspɛktɪd.

Earthy and herby. Smells legit to me.

ˈərθi ənd herby. smɛlz ˈlɛʤɪt tɪ mi.

Yay! That's the spirit!

jeɪ! ðæts ðə ˈspɪrɪt!

Hurry, before someone sees us.

ˈhəri, ˌbiˈfɔr ˈsəmˌwən siz ˈjuˈɛs.

Sit. Sit. You need no introduction. So, a problem with your voice.

sɪt. sɪt. ju nid noʊ ˌɪntrəˈdəkʃən. soʊ, ə ˈprɑbləm wɪθ jʊr vɔɪs.

Yes. So we need one of your awesome tonics. Something that will work super fast.

jɛs. soʊ wi nid wən əv jʊr ˈɔsəm ˈtɑnɪks. ˈsəmθɪŋ ðət wɪl wərk ˈsupər fæst.

Okay, let me see.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, lɛt mi si.

Ah!

ɑ!

Uh-uh-uh. In order to heal a part, we must understand the whole.

uh-uh-uh. ɪn ˈɔrdər tɪ hil ə pɑrt, wi məst ˌəndərˈstænd ðə hoʊl.

Uh...

ə...

I see. I see. No. Actually, I don't see. Very strange. You have lots of walls up.

aɪ si. aɪ si. noʊ. ˈæˌkʧuəli, aɪ doʊnt si. ˈvɛri streɪnʤ. ju hæv lɑts əv wɔlz əp.

Whoa! He's so good, right?

woʊ! hiz soʊ gʊd, raɪt?

So many walls.

soʊ ˈmɛni wɔlz.

Walls? I don't have walls.

wɔlz? aɪ doʊnt hæv wɔlz.

Uh, yeah, you do. He is kind of good.

ə, jæ, ju du. hi ɪz kaɪnd əv gʊd.

I'm just trying to stay focused.

əm ʤɪst traɪɪŋ tɪ steɪ ˈfoʊkɪst.

Hmmmm. Focus is good, but focusing on one part leads to ignoring other parts, making you separated, isolated.

hmmmm. ˈfoʊkɪs ɪz gʊd, bət ˈfoʊkɪsɪŋ ɔn wən pɑrt lidz tɪ ˌɪgˈnɔrɪŋ ˈəðər pɑrts, ˈmeɪkɪŋ ju ˈsɛpərˌeɪtɪd, ˈaɪsəˌleɪtɪd.

Ooh! Emotionally closed off?

u! ˈiˌmoʊʃnəli kloʊzd ɔf?

Yes! Yes!

jɛs! jɛs!

She's also a workaholic, doesn't know how to relax...

ʃiz ˈɔlsoʊ ə ˈwərkəˈhɑlɪk, ˈdəzənt noʊ haʊ tɪ rɪˈlæks...

I know how to relax!

aɪ noʊ haʊ tɪ rɪˈlæks!

I bet she refuses to go to the bathhouse with you.

aɪ bɛt ʃi rɪfˈjuzɪz tɪ goʊ tɪ ðə bathhouse wɪθ ju.

Oh my gosh, yes!

oʊ maɪ gɑʃ, jɛs!

How did you even...

haʊ dɪd ju ˈivɪn...

Dude, we've been trying to take her to the bathhouse forever.

dud, wiv bɪn traɪɪŋ tɪ teɪk hər tɪ ðə bathhouse fərˈɛvər.

How is this helpful?

haʊ ɪz ðɪs ˈhɛlpfəl?

It's helping me a lot.

ɪts ˈhɛlpɪŋ mi ə lɔt.

I can't believe you got all that wisdom just from looking at her.

aɪ kænt bɪˈliv ju gɑt ɔl ðət ˈwɪzdəm ʤɪst frəm ˈlʊkɪŋ æt hər.

Hm. I see...

həm. aɪ si...

Wait, why are you looking at me?

weɪt, waɪ ər ju ˈlʊkɪŋ æt mi?

Eagerness to please. Maybe a little too eager.

ˈigərnəs tɪ pliz. ˈmeɪbi ə ˈlɪtəl tu ˈigər.

What? I'm not like that. You guys would tell me if I was really like that, right?

wət? əm nɑt laɪk ðət. ju gaɪz wʊd tɛl mi ɪf aɪ wɑz ˈrɪli laɪk ðət, raɪt?

Hmmm, I see...

hmmm, aɪ si...

Yeah, that's right.

jæ, ðæts raɪt.

How does this help me get my voice back?

haʊ dɪz ðɪs hɛlp mi gɪt maɪ vɔɪs bæk?

As I said, to treat the part, we must understand the whole.

ɛz aɪ sɛd, tɪ trit ðə pɑrt, wi məst ˌəndərˈstænd ðə hoʊl.

That's great and all, but I thought we were here just for your tonics.

ðæts greɪt ənd ɔl, bət aɪ θɔt wi wər hir ʤɪst fər jʊr ˈtɑnɪks.

Just give us the voice juice.

ʤɪst gɪv ˈjuˈɛs ðə vɔɪs ʤus.

Hmmmm. I know just the tonics you need.

hmmmm. aɪ noʊ ʤɪst ðə ˈtɑnɪks ju nid.

Your tonics are ready!

jʊr ˈtɑnɪks ər ˈrɛdi!

We got the tonics! We got the tonics!

wi gɑt ðə ˈtɑnɪks! wi gɑt ðə ˈtɑnɪks!

Yay! Once your voice is fixed, we can get back to the important stuff, like the fans.

jeɪ! wəns jʊr vɔɪs ɪz fɪkst, wi kən gɪt bæk tɪ ðə ˌɪmˈpɔrtənt stəf, laɪk ðə fænz.