Эмили в Париже: Шампань-кампания

Emily. Bonjour. Ça va? (Hello. How are you?)

ˈɛmɪli. bənˈʒʊr. çça va? (hɛˈloʊ. haʊ ər ju?)

I'm in St Tropez, and I want to stop by that club we sent a couple of cases of Champère to. What was it called?

əm ɪn st tropez, ənd aɪ wɔnt tɪ stɑp baɪ ðət kləb wi sɛnt ə ˈkəpəl əv ˈkeɪsɪz əv champère tɪ. wət wɑz ɪt kɔld?

You know, we're not allowed to answer work calls on weekends.

ju noʊ, wɪr nɑt əˈlaʊd tɪ ˈænsər wərk kɔlz ɔn ˈwiˌkɛndz.

At Savoir?

æt savoir?

No, in France.

noʊ, ɪn fræns.

That's absurd.

ðæts əbˈsərd.

That's the law.

ðæts ðə lɔ.

Okay, well, what was it called? Florian D?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, wɛl, wət wɑz ɪt kɔld? ˈflɔriən di?

Non, Laurent G. But Emily, you go to St Tropez to party, not to work. It's like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.

nɑn, ˈlɔrənt ʤi. bət ˈɛmɪli, ju goʊ tɪ st tropez tɪ ˈpɑrti, nɑt tɪ wərk. ɪts laɪk goʊɪŋ tɪ ibiza tɪ du jʊr ˈtæksɪz.

Well, why can't I do both? Look, I'm already here, okay? Not stopping by would be ridiculous.

wɛl, waɪ kænt aɪ du boʊθ? lʊk, əm ɔˈrɛdi hir, ˌoʊˈkeɪ? nɑt ˈstɑpɪŋ baɪ wʊd bi rɪˈdɪkjələs.

No, Emily, wait. Emily!

noʊ, ˈɛmɪli, weɪt. ˈɛmɪli!

Excusez-moi. (Excuse me.)

excusez-moi. (ɪkˈskjuz mi.)

Ou est la Champère sur la menu? (Where is the Champère on the menu?)

u ɛst lɑ champère sər lɑ ˈmɛnju? (wɛr ɪz ðə champère ɔn ðə ˈmɛnju?)

C'est marqué la. Regarder. Champagne. (It is written here. Look. Champagne. )

sɛst marquéé lɑ. regarder. ʃæmˈpeɪn. (ɪt ɪz ˈrɪtən hir. lʊk. ʃæmˈpeɪn.

No, Champère.

noʊ, champère.

Is there a problem?

ɪz ðɛr ə ˈprɑbləm?

Are you the manager?

ər ju ðə ˈmænɪʤər?

I am Laurent.

aɪ æm ˈlɔrənt.

Oh my God! Laurent G! God, it's so nice to meet you. I'm Emily C. from Savoir.

oʊ maɪ gɑd! ˈlɔrənt ʤi! gɑd, ɪts soʊ nis tɪ mit ju. əm ˈɛmɪli si. frəm savoir.

You work at Savoir?

ju wərk æt savoir?

Yes. And I was just trying to get a bottle of the Champère we sent you, but it's not even on the menu.

jɛs. ənd aɪ wɑz ʤɪst traɪɪŋ tɪ gɪt ə ˈbɑtəl əv ðə champère wi sɛnt ju, bət ɪts nɑt ˈivɪn ɔn ðə ˈmɛnju.

(Bring a bottle of that garbage from the basement.)

(brɪŋ ə ˈbɑtəl əv ðət ˈgɑrbɪʤ frəm ðə ˈbeɪsmənt.)

Who sent you here?

hu sɛnt ju hir?

No one. I just happen to be in town, and I thought I'd come by and see how the Champère promotion was going.

noʊ wən. aɪ ʤɪst ˈhæpən tɪ bi ɪn taʊn, ənd aɪ θɔt aɪd kəm baɪ ənd si haʊ ðə champère pərˈmoʊʃən wɑz goʊɪŋ.

Enchanté. Parles français? (Nice to meet you. Do you speak French?)

enchantéé. parles français? (nis tɪ mit ju. du ju spik frɛnʧ?)

J'apprend. (I'm learning) but slowly.

j'apprend. (əm ˈlərnɪŋ) bət sˈloʊli.

An American at Savoir. How interesting.

ən əˈmɛrɪkən æt savoir. haʊ ˈɪntəˌrɛstɪŋ.

Oh, yes, well, it definitely has been. So I'm in town with the Champère client, and I'd love to bring her here and see how you're promoting the brand.

oʊ, jɛs, wɛl, ɪt ˈdɛfənətli həz bɪn. soʊ əm ɪn taʊn wɪθ ðə champère klaɪənt, ənd aɪd ləv tɪ brɪŋ hər hir ənd si haʊ jʊr prəˈmoʊtɪŋ ðə brænd.

I'm sorry, we're very full tonight, but you're welcome to stand at the bar. Champère.

əm ˈsɑri, wɪr ˈvɛri fʊl təˈnaɪt, bət jʊr ˈwɛlkəm tɪ stænd æt ðə bɑr. champère.

No! No, no! You're supposed to spray it, not drink it.

noʊ! noʊ, noʊ! jʊr səˈpoʊzd tɪ spreɪ ɪt, nɑt drɪŋk ɪt.

Well, that explains the taste.

wɛl, ðət ɪkˈspleɪnz ðə teɪst.

May I give a tutorial to your staff on how to present the product?

meɪ aɪ gɪv ə tuˈtɔriəl tɪ jʊr stæf ɔn haʊ tɪ ˈprɛzənt ðə ˈprɑdəkt?

By all means. I will leave you to your work.

baɪ ɔl minz. aɪ wɪl liv ju tɪ jʊr wərk.

Okay. I need your help. Okay. Comme ça. (Like this.) Okay. And then, film it. Okay. Back. Back. Back. Okay. Spray away!

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ nid jʊr hɛlp. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. comme çça. (laɪk ðɪs.) ˌoʊˈkeɪ. ənd ðɛn, fɪlm ɪt. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. bæk. bæk. bæk. ˌoʊˈkeɪ. spreɪ əˈweɪ!