Вонка: Взятка полицейскому

They’re all waiting.

they’re ɔl ˈweɪtɪŋ.

Thank you very much. Good evening, gentlemen. I’ve brought my invoice. One chocolatier moved on for the usual fee. Oh. Here we go, baby. There’s the good stuff. Yeah.

θæŋk ju ˈvɛri məʧ. gʊd ˈivnɪŋ, ˈʤɛnəlmɪn. i’ve brɔt maɪ ˈɪnvɔɪs. wən chocolatier muvd ɔn fər ðə ˈjuʒəwəl fi. oʊ. hir wi goʊ, ˈbeɪbi. there’s ðə gʊd stəf. jæ.

Tell me, Chief. How would you like to earn a few more of those?

tɛl mi, ʧif. haʊ wʊd ju laɪk tɪ ərn ə fju mɔr əv ðoʊz?

Oh, I am listening.

oʊ, aɪ æm ˈlɪsənɪŋ.

We think that Mr. Wonka might require a little more than simply moving on. He’s good.

wi θɪŋk ðət ˈmɪstər. wonka maɪt ˌrikˈwaɪər ə ˈlɪtəl mɔr ðən ˈsɪmpli ˈmuvɪŋ ɔn. he’s gʊd.

Too good.

tu gʊd.

And what’s more, he only charges a sovereign a chocolate. So anyone can afford them, even the… You know, the…

ənd what’s mɔr, hi ˈoʊnli ˈʧɑrʤɪz ə ˈsɑvrən ə ˈʧɔklət. soʊ ˈɛniˌwən kən əˈfɔrd ðɛm, ˈivɪn the…… ju noʊ, the……

The poor?

ðə pur?

Oh, dear. I’ve just been a little bit sick in my mouth. Could you please refrain from mentioning that demographic in my presence?

oʊ, dɪr. i’ve ʤɪst bɪn ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt sɪk ɪn maɪ maʊθ. kʊd ju pliz rɪˈfreɪn frəm ˈmɛnʃənɪŋ ðət ˌdɛməˈgræfɪk ɪn maɪ ˈprɛzəns?

He doesn’t like it when people say “poor.” Sorry, Felix.

hi doesn’t laɪk ɪt wɪn ˈpipəl seɪ ““poor.”.” ˈsɑri, ˈfilɪks.

We want you to send Wonka a message.

wi wɔnt ju tɪ sɛnd wonka ə ˈmɛsɪʤ.

Backed up by physical force.

bækt əp baɪ ˈfɪzɪkəl fɔrs.

That if he attempts to sell chocolate in this town again, he is liable to meet with a little accident.

ðət ɪf hi əˈtɛmpts tɪ sɛl ˈʧɔklət ɪn ðɪs taʊn əˈgɛn, hi ɪz ˈlaɪəbəl tɪ mit wɪθ ə ˈlɪtəl ˈæksədənt.

In which he dies.

ɪn wɪʧ hi daɪz.

Yeah, no, I… I got that already.

jæ, noʊ, i…… aɪ gɑt ðət ɔˈrɛdi.

You don’t have to keep saying it.

ju don’t hæv tɪ kip seɪɪŋ ɪt.

I’m just making sure we’re all on the same page.

i’m ʤɪst ˈmeɪkɪŋ ʃʊr we’re ɔl ɔn ðə seɪm peɪʤ.

Well, no one’s on your page.

wɛl, noʊ one’s ɔn jʊr peɪʤ.

What’s that supposed to mean? Well, I know what it means. Actually, what does it mean?

what’s ðət səˈpoʊzd tɪ min? wɛl, aɪ noʊ wət ɪt minz. ˈæˌkʧuəli, wət dɪz ɪt min?

Gentleman, please. So, what do you say, Chief? Do we have a deal?

ˈʤɛnəlmən, pliz. soʊ, wət du ju seɪ, ʧif? du wi hæv ə dil?

Well, listen, fellas, I’m an officer of the law. I can’t just go around roughin’ up your competition. I’m sorry.

wɛl, ˈlɪsən, ˈfɛləs, i’m ən ˈɔfɪsər əv ðə lɔ. aɪ can’t ʤɪst goʊ əraʊnd roughin’’ əp jʊr ˌkɑmpəˈtɪʃən. i’m ˈsɑri.

Well now, Chief. I can see that you’re a man of integrity.

wɛl naʊ, ʧif. aɪ kən si ðət you’re ə mæn əv ˌɪnˈtɛgrəti.

Thank you.

θæŋk ju.

But ask yourself this. ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth? ♪

bət æsk ˈjɔrsɛlf ðɪs. ♪ hæv ju gɑt ə swit tuθ? ♪

♪ I do ♪

♪ aɪ du ♪

♪ A hunger That you have to feed? Have you got a sweet tooth? ♪

♪ ə ˈhəŋgər ðət ju hæv tɪ fid? hæv ju gɑt ə swit tuθ? ♪

♪ I do ♪

♪ aɪ du ♪

♪ Well, we’ve got Everything you need. ♪

♪ wɛl, we’ve gɑt ˈɛvriˌθɪŋ ju nid. ♪

Chief, you know that fella you wanted a word with?

ʧif, ju noʊ ðət ˈfɛlə ju ˈwɔntɪd ə wərd wɪθ?

Mr. Wonka! A word in private, if I may.

ˈmɪstər. wonka! ə wərd ɪn ˈpraɪvət, ɪf aɪ meɪ.

Certainly, Officer.

ˈsərtənli, ˈɔfɪsər.

Be on your way, Affable.

bi ɔn jʊr weɪ, ˈæfəbəl.

Are you sure, sir?

ər ju ʃʊr, sər?

Oh, yeah. This is between me and Mr. Wonka.

oʊ, jæ. ðɪs ɪz bɪtˈwin mi ənd ˈmɪstər. wonka.

You better get out of here, Noodle.

ju ˈbɛtər gɪt aʊt əv hir, ˈnudəl.

But Willy…

bət willy……

Don’t worry about me. I’ve talked my way out of tighter spots than this. I’ll meet you back at the cart.

don’t ˈwəri əˈbaʊt mi. i’ve tɔkt maɪ weɪ aʊt əv ˈtaɪtər spɑts ðən ðɪs. i’ll mit ju bæk æt ðə kɑrt.

Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail…

naʊ, ˈɔfɪsər, ɪf ðɪs ɪz əˈbaʊt abigail……

I got a message for you, pal.

aɪ gɑt ə ˈmɛsɪʤ fər ju, pæl.

Whoa! No.

woʊ! noʊ.

Do not sell chocolate in this town! You got it?

du nɑt sɛl ˈʧɔklət ɪn ðɪs taʊn! ju gɑt ɪt?

Not really, I’m afraid.

nɑt ˈrɪli, i’m əˈfreɪd.

Oh, so you got a mouth on you, huh, Candy Man? I said: Don’t sell chocolate! (Did) You hear me that time?

oʊ, soʊ ju gɑt ə maʊθ ɔn ju, hə, ˈkændi mæn? aɪ sɛd: don’t sɛl ˈʧɔklət! (dɪd) ju hir mi ðət taɪm?

I have water in my ears.

aɪ hæv ˈwɔtər ɪn maɪ ɪrz.

Oh. Yeah, that… Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. Listen, I’m sorry. I’m all out of whack. (The) Truth is, I don’t want to be doing this.

oʊ. jæ, that…… ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðət meɪks sɛns. jæ. ˈlɪsən, i’m ˈsɑri. i’m ɔl aʊt əv wæk. (ðə) truθ ɪz, aɪ don’t wɔnt tɪ bi duɪŋ ðɪs.

I don’t want you to be doing this.

aɪ don’t wɔnt ju tɪ bi duɪŋ ðɪs.

But I still got to give you a message. (If you) Sell chocolate in this town again, you’re going to get more than a bonk on the head.

bət aɪ stɪl gɑt tɪ gɪv ju ə ˈmɛsɪʤ. (ɪf ju) sɛl ˈʧɔklət ɪn ðɪs taʊn əˈgɛn, you’re goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt mɔr ðən ə bɑŋk ɔn ðə hɛd.

I don’t have a bonk on the head.

aɪ don’t hæv ə bɑŋk ɔn ðə hɛd.

What is with me today? I… Can you give me just a second?

wət ɪz wɪθ mi təˈdeɪ? i…… kən ju gɪv mi ʤɪst ə ˈsɛkənd?

Sure.

ʃʊr.