Вонка: Счёт за отель

All right folks. Nothing to see here. Just a small group of people defying the laws of gravity. Hook them, boys.

ɔl raɪt foʊks. ˈnəθɪŋ tɪ si hir. ʤɪst ə smɔl grup əv ˈpipəl dɪˈfaɪɪŋ ðə lɔz əv ˈgrævɪti. hʊk ðɛm, bɔɪz.

That's the Hoverchoc, sir. That's the point.

ðæts ðə hoverchoc, sər. ðæts ðə pɔɪnt.

I'm afraid we've had some complaints about you, sir.

əm əˈfreɪd wiv hæd səm kəmˈpleɪnts əˈbaʊt ju, sər.

Complaints?

kəmˈpleɪnts?

That you're disrupting the trade of other businesses. I'm regrettably obliged to move you on and to confiscate your earnings.

ðət jʊr dɪsˈrəptɪŋ ðə treɪd əv ˈəðər ˈbɪznɪsɪz. əm rɪˈgrɛtəbli əˈblaɪʤd tɪ muv ju ɔn ənd tɪ ˈkɑnfəˌskeɪt jʊr ˈərnɪŋz.

Hey! What are you doing?

heɪ! wət ər ju duɪŋ?

Don't worry, it's going to a good cause. Sick kids, or something.

doʊnt ˈwəri, ɪts goʊɪŋ tɪ ə gʊd kɔz. sɪk kɪdz, ər ˈsəmθɪŋ.

Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.

ˈsɑri, sər. rulz ɪz rulz.

Could you at least leave me a sovereign? I need to pay for my room.

kʊd ju æt list liv mi ə ˈsɑvrən? aɪ nid tɪ peɪ fər maɪ rum.

Here.

hir.

Thank you.

θæŋk ju.

Evening, Mr. Wonka. How did it go?

ˈivnɪŋ, ˈmɪstər. wonka. haʊ dɪd ɪt goʊ?

Not quite as well as I'd hoped.

nɑt kwaɪt ɛz wɛl ɛz aɪd hoʊpt.

Oh, shame. But I'm afraid we do have to settle up now.

oʊ, ʃeɪm. bət əm əˈfreɪd wi du hæv tɪ ˈsɛtəl əp naʊ.

Well, thankfully, the room is taken care of. I believe we said a sovereign.

wɛl, ˈθæŋkfəli, ðə rum ɪz ˈteɪkən kɛr əv. aɪ bɪˈliv wi sɛd ə ˈsɑvrən.

For the room, yes. But you have incurred a few extras during the course of your residency with ourselves.

fər ðə rum, jɛs. bət ju hæv ˌɪnˈkərd ə fju ˈɛkstrəz ˈdʊrɪŋ ðə kɔrs əv jʊr ˈrɛzɪdənsi wɪθ ɑrˈsɛlvz.

Have I?

hæv aɪ?

Yes, you have. There was that glass of gin you had on arrival. And if I remember rightly, you warmed your cockles by the fire.

jɛs, ju hæv. ðɛr wɑz ðət glæs əv ʤɪn ju hæd ɔn ərˈaɪvəl. ənd ɪf aɪ rɪˈmɛmbər ˈraɪtli, ju wɔrmd jʊr ˈkɑkəlz baɪ ðə faɪər.

He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.

hi dɪd ˌɪnˈdid, ˈmɪsɪz. scrubitt.

Cocklewarming is extra, see?

cocklewarming ɪz ˈɛkstrə, si?

(He) Used the stairs to get to his room, and all.

(hi) juzd ðə stɛrz tɪ gɪt tɪ hɪz rum, ənd ɔl.

Oh, then you've got your stair charge, and that is per step, I'm afraid. Up and down. Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka, did you happen to use the minibar?

oʊ, ðɛn juv gɑt jʊr stɛr ʧɑrʤ, ənd ðət ɪz pər stɛp, əm əˈfreɪd. əp ənd daʊn. naʊ, tɛl mi, ˈmɪstər. wonka, dɪd ju ˈhæpən tɪ juz ðə minibar?

There's a minibar?

ðɛrz ə minibar?

Minibar of soap.

minibar əv soʊp.

By the sink.

baɪ ðə sɪŋk.

I might have, briefly.

aɪ maɪt hæv, ˈbrifli.

See? Even Bleacher knows you never touch the minibar, and he was raised in a ditch. Add in your mattress hire, your linen lease, and your pillow penalty, and you are looking at ten thousand sovereigns.

si? ˈivɪn ˈbliʧər noʊz ju ˈnɛvər təʧ ðə minibar, ənd hi wɑz reɪzd ɪn ə dɪʧ. æd ɪn jʊr ˈmætrəs haɪər, jʊr ˈlɪnən lis, ənd jʊr ˈpɪloʊ ˈpɛnəlti, ənd ju ər ˈlʊkɪŋ æt tɛn ˈθaʊzənd ˈsɑvrənz.

You've got to be kidding me?

juv gɑt tɪ bi ˈkɪdɪŋ mi?

It's all in the small print, dearie.

ɪts ɔl ɪn ðə smɔl prɪnt, dearie.

I don't have ten thousand sovereigns.

aɪ doʊnt hæv tɛn ˈθaʊzənd ˈsɑvrənz.

Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka.

ðɛn wi hæv ə ˈprɑbləm, ˈmɪstər. wonka.

You're going have to work it off in the wash house, ain't ya? At a sovereign a day.

jʊr goʊɪŋ hæv tɪ wərk ɪt ɔf ɪn ðə wɑʃ haʊs, eɪnt jɑ? æt ə ˈsɑvrən ə deɪ.

Ten thousand days is...

tɛn ˈθaʊzənd deɪz ɪz...

Twenty-seven years.

twenty-seven jɪrz.

Four months.

fɔr mənθs.

And 16 days.

ənd 16 deɪz.

Ah, you must be Mr. Wonka.

ɑ, ju məst bi ˈmɪstər. wonka.

Who are you?

hu ər ju?

Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant. At least, I was. Now, uh...

ˈæbəkəs krənʧ, ˈʧɑrtərd əˈkaʊntənt. æt list, aɪ wɑz. naʊ, ə...

He runs the place. And you'd best do as he says, or you'll answer to me. Piper Benz. Plumber by trade.

hi rənz ðə pleɪs. ənd jʊd bɛst du ɛz hi sɪz, ər jul ˈænsər tɪ mi. ˈpaɪpər bɛnz. ˈpləmər baɪ treɪd.

This is Miss Lottie Bell.

ðɪs ɪz mɪs ˈlɑti bɛl.

Hi.

haɪ.

She don't talk much.

ʃi doʊnt tɔk məʧ.

And I'm Larry Chucklesworth! Comedian.

ənd əm ˈlɛri chucklesworth! kəˈmidiən.

They got all of you, too, did they?

ðeɪ gɑt ɔl əv ju, tu, dɪd ðeɪ?

I'm afraid so. We each of us found ourselves in need of a cheap place to stay, and neglected to read the small print.

əm əˈfreɪd soʊ. wi iʧ əv ˈjuˈɛs faʊnd ɑrˈsɛlvz ɪn nid əv ə ʧip pleɪs tɪ steɪ, ənd nɪˈglɛktɪd tɪ rɛd ðə smɔl prɪnt.

One moment of stupidity, followed by endless regret.

wən ˈmoʊmənt əv stuˈpɪdɪˌti, ˈfɑloʊd baɪ ˈɛndləs rɪˈgrɛt.

Sounds like my third marriage. I'm sorry, I do that a lot.

saʊnz laɪk maɪ θərd ˈmɛrɪʤ. əm ˈsɑri, aɪ du ðət ə lɔt.

He does.

hi dɪz.

A lot.

ə lɔt.

I've only been married once, and it didn't work out.

aɪv ˈoʊnli bɪn ˈmɛrid wəns, ənd ɪt ˈdɪdənt wərk aʊt.

There's got to be some way out of here.

ðɛrz gɑt tɪ bi səm weɪ aʊt əv hir.

You don't think we've tried?

ju doʊnt θɪŋk wiv traɪd?

There are bars on the window, and there's a dog on the door.

ðɛr ər bɑrz ɔn ðə ˈwɪndoʊ, ənd ðɛrz ə dɔg ɔn ðə dɔr.

And even if you could get out, that contract is watertight.

ənd ˈivɪn ɪf ju kʊd gɪt aʊt, ðət ˈkɑnˌtrækt ɪz ˈwɔtərˌtaɪt.

If you're not here at roll call, Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police, they'll bring you right back, and she'll charge you a thousand for the inconvenience.

ɪf jʊr nɑt hir æt roʊl kɔl, ˈmɪsɪz. scrubitt wɪl kɔl ðə pəˈlis, ðɛl brɪŋ ju raɪt bæk, ənd ʃil ʧɑrʤ ju ə ˈθaʊzənd fər ðə ˌɪnkənˈvinjəns.

All right, everybody. Back to work. Come along, Mr. Wonka. You come with me. You're in here on suds.

ɔl raɪt, ˈɛvriˌbɑdi. bæk tɪ wərk. kəm əˈlɔŋ, ˈmɪstər. wonka. ju kəm wɪθ mi. jʊr ɪn hir ɔn sədz.