Хоббит: Нежданный гость

I think it is time for you know what really happened. In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty

aɪ θɪŋk ɪt ɪz taɪm fər ju noʊ wət ˈrɪli ˈhæpənd. ɪn ə hoʊl ɪn ðə graʊnd, ðɛr lɪvd ə ˈhɔbɪt. nɑt ə ˈnæsti, ˈdərti

wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. This was a hobbit hole. And that means good food, a warm hearth, and all the comforts of home.

wɛt hoʊl fʊl əv wərmz ənd oozy smɛlz. ðɪs wɑz ə ˈhɔbɪt hoʊl. ənd ðət minz gʊd fud, ə wɔrm hɑrθ, ənd ɔl ðə ˈkəmfərts əv hoʊm.

Good morning.

gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ.

What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not?

wət du ju min? du ju min tɪ wɪʃ mi ə gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ, ər du ju min ðət ɪt ɪz ə gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ ˈwɛðər aɪ wɔnt ɪt ər nɑt?

Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?

ər pərˈhæps ju min tɪ seɪ ðət ju fil gʊd ɔn ðɪs ˌpɑˈtɪkjələr ˈmɔrnɪŋ? ər ər ju ˈsɪmpli ˈsteɪtɪŋ ðət ðɪs ɪz ə ˈmɔrnɪŋ tɪ bi gʊd ɔn?

All of them at once, I suppose. Can I help you?

ɔl əv ðɛm æt wəns, aɪ səˈpoʊz. kən aɪ hɛlp ju?

It remains to be seen. I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.

ɪt rɪˈmeɪnz tɪ bi sin. i’m ˈlʊkɪŋ fər ˈsəmˌwən tɪ ʃɛr ɪn ən ədˈvɛnʧər.

An adventure? No, I don’t imagine anyone west of Bree, would have much interest in adventures. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things. Make you late for dinner!

ən ədˈvɛnʧər? noʊ, aɪ don’t ˌɪˈmæʤən ˈɛniˌwən wɛst əv bri, wʊd hæv məʧ ˈɪntəˌrɛst ɪn ædˈvɛnʧərz. ˈnæsti, dɪˈstərbɪŋ, ənˈkəmfərtəbəl θɪŋz. meɪk ju leɪt fər ˈdɪnər!

Good morning!

gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ!

To think that I should have lived to be good- morninged by Belladonna Took’s son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!

tɪ θɪŋk ðət aɪ ʃʊd hæv lɪvd tɪ bi gʊd- morninged baɪ belladonna took’s sən, ɛz ɪf aɪ wɑz ˈsɛlɪŋ ˈbətənz æt ðə dɔr!

Beg your pardon?

bɛg jʊr ˈpɑrdən?

You’ve changed, and not entirely for the better, Bilbo Baggins.

you’ve ʧeɪnʤd, ənd nɑt ɪnˈtaɪərli fər ðə ˈbɛtər, ˈbɪlˌboʊ baggins.

I’m sorry, do I know you?

i’m ˈsɑri, du aɪ noʊ ju?

Well you know my name, although you don’t remember I belong to it. I’m Gandalf, and Gandalf means ... me!

wɛl ju noʊ maɪ neɪm, ˌɔlˈðoʊ ju don’t rɪˈmɛmbər aɪ bɪˈlɔŋ tɪ ɪt. i’m ˈgændɔlf, ənd ˈgændɔlf minz mi!

Gandalf? Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard who made such excellent fireworks? Old Took used to have them on Midsummer’s Eve! Well! I had no idea you were still in business.

ˈgændɔlf? nɑt ˈgændɔlf, ðə ˈwɑndərɪŋ ˈwɪzərd hu meɪd səʧ ˈɛksələnt ˈfaɪrˌwərks? oʊld tʊk juzd tɪ hæv ðɛm ɔn midsummer’s iv! wɛl! aɪ hæd noʊ aɪˈdiə ju wər stɪl ɪn ˈbɪznɪs.

And where else should I be?

ənd wɛr ɛls ʃʊd aɪ bi?

Well...

wɛl...

Well, I’m pleased to find you remember something about me, even if it’s only my fireworks.

wɛl, i’m plizd tɪ faɪnd ju rɪˈmɛmbər ˈsəmθɪŋ əˈbaʊt mi, ˈivɪn ɪf it’s ˈoʊnli maɪ ˈfaɪrˌwərks.

Well that’s decided. It’ll be very good for you, and most amusing for me. I shall inform the others.

wɛl that’s ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd. it’ll bi ˈvɛri gʊd fər ju, ənd moʊst əmˈjuzɪŋ fər mi. aɪ ʃæl ˌɪnˈfɔrm ðə ˈəðərz.

Inform the who? What?! No! No! No, wait. We do not want any adventures here, thank you. Not today, not… I suggest you try over the hill or…across the water. Good morning.

ˌɪnˈfɔrm ðə hu? wət?! noʊ! noʊ! noʊ, weɪt. wi du nɑt wɔnt ˈɛni ædˈvɛnʧərz hir, θæŋk ju. nɑt təˈdeɪ, not…… aɪ səˈʤɛst ju traɪ ˈoʊvər ðə hɪl or…across ðə ˈwɔtər. gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ.