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Where is the pancake mix?

wɛr ɪz ðə ˈpænˌkeɪk mɪks?

Oh, was I... Yeah, I was. Sorry.

oʊ, wɑz aɪ... jæ, aɪ wɑz. ˈsɑri.

I was going to make you birthday pancakes. I swear.

aɪ wɑz goʊɪŋ tɪ meɪk ju ˈbərθˌdeɪ ˈpænˌkeɪks. aɪ swɛr.

You know I don't really like pancakes.

ju noʊ aɪ doʊnt ˈrɪli laɪk ˈpænˌkeɪks.

I know you don't like them. It was for my benefit. Vitamin C.

aɪ noʊ ju doʊnt laɪk ðɛm. ɪt wɑz fər maɪ ˈbɛnəfɪt. ˈvaɪtəmən si.

(Did) You get your homework done? Fractions?

(dɪd) ju gɪt jʊr ˈhoʊmˌwərk dən? ˈfrækʃənz?

How old are you again?

haʊ oʊld ər ju əˈgɛn?

Thirty-six.

thirty-six.

You are going to have to wear diapers soon.

ju ər goʊɪŋ tɪ hæv tɪ wɛr ˈdaɪəpərz sun.

Who says I don't already? Shell.

hu sɪz aɪ doʊnt ɔˈrɛdi? ʃɛl.

Calcium.

ˈkælsiəm.

Lovely. Is there enough for Uncle Tommy?

ˈləvli. ɪz ðɛr ɪˈnəf fər ˈəŋkəl ˈtɑmi?

There would've been.

ðɛr ˈwʊdəv bɪn.

Ay! You're still alive, you old fucker.

eɪ! jʊr stɪl əˈlaɪv, ju oʊld ˈfəkər.

Aw, he loves you.

ɔ, hi ləvz ju.

He's dependent on me. It's not the same.

hiz dɪˈpɛndənt ɔn mi. ɪts nɑt ðə seɪm.

I think it's the same.

aɪ θɪŋk ɪts ðə seɪm.

It's definitely the same. I thought we was having pancakes.

ɪts ˈdɛfənətli ðə seɪm. aɪ θɔt wi wɑz ˈhævɪŋ ˈpænˌkeɪks.

We'll pick you something up on the road. Are the concrete guys going to be there?

wɪl pɪk ju ˈsəmθɪŋ əp ɔn ðə roʊd. ər ðə ˈkɑnkrit gaɪz goʊɪŋ tɪ bi ðɛr?

Yeah, they said maybe.

jæ, ðeɪ sɛd ˈmeɪbi.

Maybe? We can't frame until we pour. We're not getting paid until we frame.

ˈmeɪbi? wi kænt freɪm ənˈtɪl wi pɔr. wɪr nɑt ˈgɪtɪŋ peɪd ənˈtɪl wi freɪm.

Well, we could bring someone else on, and get the job done faster.

wɛl, wi kʊd brɪŋ ˈsəmˌwən ɛls ɔn, ənd gɪt ðə ʤɑb dən ˈfæstər.

No, no. I'm not splitting this job. I barely want to split it with you. We could work a double.

noʊ, noʊ. əm nɑt ˈsplɪtɪŋ ðɪs ʤɑb. aɪ ˈbɛrli wɔnt tɪ splɪt ɪt wɪθ ju. wi kʊd wərk ə ˈdəbəl.

Literally? Today?

ˈlɪtərəli? təˈdeɪ?

I know. I'd be done by nine. By nine, right?

aɪ noʊ. aɪd bi dən baɪ naɪn. baɪ naɪn, raɪt?

Yeah.

jæ.

I'll bring back a cake. I promise.

aɪl brɪŋ bæk ə keɪk. aɪ ˈprɑməs.

...continued disturbances in Jakarta, but are advising U.S. citizens...

...kənˈtɪnjud dɪˈstərbənsɪz ɪn ʤəˈkɑrtə, bət ər ædˈvaɪzɪŋ juz. ˈsɪtɪzənz...

Jakarta. Where is that, Middle East?

ʤəˈkɑrtə. wɛr ɪz ðət, ˈmɪdəl ist?

It doesn't ring a bell. It's definitely a country. Or maybe part of Asia?

ɪt ˈdəzənt rɪŋ ə bɛl. ɪts ˈdɛfənətli ə ˈkəntri. ər ˈmeɪbi pɑrt əv ˈeɪʒə?

Jakarta isn't a country. Being a part of Asia isn't mutually exclusive with being a country, and in fact, it's the capital of Indonesia.

ʤəˈkɑrtə ˈɪzənt ə ˈkəntri. biɪŋ ə pɑrt əv ˈeɪʒə ˈɪzənt mˈjuʧuəli ɪkˈsklusɪv wɪθ biɪŋ ə ˈkəntri, ənd ɪn fækt, ɪts ðə ˈkæpɪtəl əv ˌɪndoʊˈniʒə.

Shit. (There is) Hope for us yet.

ʃɪt. (ðɛr ɪz) hoʊp fər ˈjuˈɛs jɛt.

All right. Finish up quick. We'll drop you off.

ɔl raɪt. ˈfɪnɪʃ əp kwɪk. wɪl drɔp ju ɔf.

I'm still eating my eggshells.

əm stɪl ˈitɪŋ maɪ ˈɛgˌʃɛlz.

You got seven minutes.

ju gɑt ˈsɛvən ˈmɪnəts.

Your t-shirt is inside out.

jʊr ˈtiˌsərt ɪz ˌɪnˈsaɪd aʊt.

Shit.

ʃɪt.

He's losing it.

hiz ˈluzɪŋ ɪt.

Hey, neighbor!

heɪ, ˈneɪbər!

Oh, hi.

oʊ, haɪ.

Uh, Connie was asking after you, since you haven't been over in a while.

ə, ˈkɔni wɑz ˈæskɪŋ ˈæftər ju, sɪns ju ˈhævənt bɪn ˈoʊvər ɪn ə waɪl.

Make them happy.

meɪk ðɛm ˈhæpi.

I could come by after school, but just for, like, a little bit?

aɪ kʊd kəm baɪ ˈæftər skul, bət ʤɪst fər, laɪk, ə ˈlɪtəl bɪt?

Oh, she'll take what you got. Y'all can bake, whatever. Speaking of, we got a lot of extra here. Y'all, y'all want some biscuits?

oʊ, ʃil teɪk wət ju gɑt. jɔl kən beɪk, ˌwəˈtɛvər. ˈspikɪŋ əv, wi gɑt ə lɔt əv ˈɛkstrə hir. jɔl, jɔl wɔnt səm ˈbɪskəts?

Dad, you love biscuits.

dæd, ju ləv ˈbɪskəts.

I do. But I'm on Atkins.

aɪ du. bət əm ɔn ˈætkɪnz.

On what now?

ɔn wət naʊ?

It's... You know what? We (have) got to run, but Sarah will be by later. She'll stay as long as you want. (She will) Tell you all about Atkins.

ɪts... ju noʊ wət? wi (hæv) gɑt tɪ rən, bət ˈsɛrə wɪl bi baɪ ˈleɪtər. ʃil steɪ ɛz lɔŋ ɛz ju wɔnt. (ʃi wɪl) tɛl ju ɔl əˈbaʊt ˈætkɪnz.

Great! I'll let Connie know.

greɪt! aɪl lɛt ˈkɔni noʊ.

Solid.

ˈsɑləd.

I can't tell you how exciting it was listening to that fucking conversation.

aɪ kænt tɛl ju haʊ ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ ɪt wɑz ˈlɪsənɪŋ tɪ ðət ˈfəkɪŋ ˌkɑnvərˈseɪʃən.

Put that out.

pʊt ðət aʊt.

Happy Birthday to you.

ˈhæpi ˈbərθˌdeɪ tɪ ju.