Бойфренд из будущего: На вечеринке

Hello. Do I know you?

hɛˈloʊ. du aɪ noʊ ju?

No, no, no. I'm a friend of Mary's.

noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. əm ə frɛnd əv ˈmɛriz.

She has another friend? Gosh, you amaze me. But hooray. Ooh. Hotdog? Took me hours. Made them myself.

ʃi həz əˈnəðər frɛnd? gɑʃ, ju əˈmeɪz mi. bət hʊˈreɪ. u. ˈhɑtˌdɔg? tʊk mi aʊərz. meɪd ðɛm ˌmaɪˈsɛlf.

Thanks.

θæŋks.

Disgusting. Totally undercooked. See you later.

dɪsˈgəstɪŋ. ˈtoʊtəli əndərˈkʊkt. si ju ˈleɪtər.

Hi.

haɪ.

Hi.

haɪ.

I'm Tim.

əm tɪm.

Mary.

ˈmɛri.

That's my mother's name, but let's not get into that. Um... I know this is forward but your face tells me that you're finding this party to be a living hell. So, I just wondered

ðæts maɪ ˈməðərz neɪm, bət lɛts nɑt gɪt ˈɪntu ðət. əm... aɪ noʊ ðɪs ɪz ˈfɔrwərd bət jʊr feɪs tɛlz mi ðət jʊr ˈfaɪndɪŋ ðɪs ˈpɑrti tɪ bi ə ˈlɪvɪŋ hɛl. soʊ, aɪ ʤɪst ˈwəndərd

if you might come and have a bite to eat with me instead? Right now.

ɪf ju maɪt kəm ənd hæv ə baɪt tɪ it wɪθ mi ˌɪnˈstɛd? raɪt naʊ.

I'm sorry?

əm ˈsɑri?

Obviously, I should have thought this through more. Let's talk about Kate Moss.

ˈɑbviəsli, aɪ ʃʊd hæv θɔt ðɪs θru mɔr. lɛts tɔk əˈbaʊt keɪt mɔs.

I love Kate Moss.

aɪ ləv keɪt mɔs.

I always think the key thing with her is the history, you know, the informality of her early shots compared to high fashion stuff, so you always know that underneath she's still

aɪ ˈɔlˌweɪz θɪŋk ðə ki θɪŋ wɪθ hər ɪz ðə ˈhɪstəri, ju noʊ, ðə ˌɪnfərˈmælɪti əv hər ˈərli ʃɑts kəmˈpɛrd tɪ haɪ ˈfæʃən stəf, soʊ ju ˈɔlˌweɪz noʊ ðət ˌəndərˈniθ ʃiz stɪl

just the same cheeky normal girl naked on the beach.

ʤɪst ðə seɪm ˈʧiki ˈnɔrməl gərl ˈneɪkəd ɔn ðə biʧ.

The beach. I agree with you completely.

ðə biʧ. aɪ əˈgri wɪθ ju kəmˈplitli.

If we leave now then we can have, you know, more than one starter. I love your eyes. And I love the rest of your face, too.

ɪf wi liv naʊ ðɛn wi kən hæv, ju noʊ, mɔr ðən wən ˈstɑrtər. aɪ ləv jʊr aɪz. ənd aɪ ləv ðə rɛst əv jʊr feɪs, tu.

More than one starter?

mɔr ðən wən ˈstɑrtər?

Ten amazing starters.

tɛn əˈmeɪzɪŋ ˈstɑrtərz.

After you.

ˈæftər ju.

Thanks.

θæŋks.

Ten minutes is long enough for any party, I think.

tɛn ˈmɪnəts ɪz lɔŋ ɪˈnəf fər ˈɛni ˈpɑrti, aɪ θɪŋk.

Yeah.

jæ.

Especially that one.

əˈspɛʃəli ðət wən.

Evening, all.

ˈivnɪŋ, ɔl.

God! What a dickhead.

gɑd! wət ə ˈdɪˌkhɛd.

Yeah.

jæ.

So, what do you do?

soʊ, wət du ju du?

I'm a reader at a publisher.

əm ə ˈridər æt ə ˈpəblɪʃər.

No! You read for a living?

noʊ! ju rɛd fər ə ˈlɪvɪŋ?

Yes, that's it. I read.

jɛs, ðæts ɪt. aɪ rɛd.

Oh, That's so great. It's like someone asking, "What do you do for a living?" "Well, I breathe. I'm a breather, I get paid for breathing." How did you get that job?

oʊ, ðæts soʊ greɪt. ɪts laɪk ˈsəmˌwən ˈæskɪŋ, "wət du ju du fər ə ˈlɪvɪŋ?" "wɛl, aɪ brið. əm ə ˈbriðər, aɪ gɪt peɪd fər ˈbriðɪŋ." haʊ dɪd ju gɪt ðət ʤɑb?

Okay, smart-ass. What do you do?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, sˈmɑrˌtæs. wət du ju du?

I am a lawyer. Sort of. Sort of.

aɪ æm ə ˈlɔjər. sɔrt əv. sɔrt əv.

That's sexy.

ðæts ˈsɛksi.

Is it?

ɪz ɪt?

I mean, I think so. In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives. Kinda sexy.

aɪ min, aɪ θɪŋk soʊ. ɪn ə sut, ɪn ə kɔrt, ˈseɪvɪŋ ˈpipəlz lɪvz. ˈkɪndə ˈsɛksi.

Ummm, would you like to walk me to my car?

ummm, wʊd ju laɪk tɪ wɔk mi tɪ maɪ kɑr?

Yes.

jɛs.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Why not? It seems like a good idea.

waɪ nɑt? ɪt simz laɪk ə gʊd aɪˈdiə.