Ноттинг Хилл: Бойфренд Анны

Here we are.

hir wi ər.

Yes. Well, look...

jɛs. wɛl, lʊk...

Do you want to come up?

du ju wɔnt tɪ kəm əp?

Well, there seem to be lots of reasons why I shouldn't, so...

wɛl, ðɛr sim tɪ bi lɑts əv ˈrizənz waɪ aɪ ˈʃʊdənt, soʊ...

There are lots of reasons. Do you want to come up? Give me five minutes?

ðɛr ər lɑts əv ˈrizənz. du ju wɔnt tɪ kəm əp? gɪv mi faɪv ˈmɪnəts?

Hi.

haɪ.

Hi. To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing.

haɪ. tɪ bi ˈeɪbəl tɪ du ðət ɪz səʧ ə ˈwəndərfəl θɪŋ.

You've got to go.

juv gɑt tɪ goʊ.

Why?

waɪ?

Because my boyfriend who was in America is, in fact, now in the next room.

bɪˈkəz maɪ ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd hu wɑz ɪn əˈmɛrɪkə ɪz, ɪn fækt, naʊ ɪn ðə nɛkst rum.

Boyfriend?

ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd?

Yes.

jɛs.

Baby, who is it?

ˈbeɪbi, hu ɪz ɪt?

Uh, it's, uh--

ə, ɪts, ə--

Uh, room service.

ə, rum ˈsərvɪs.

Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those penguin coats.

oʊ. haʊ ju duɪŋ? aɪ θɔt ju gaɪz ˈɔlˌweɪz wɔr ðoʊz ˈpɛŋgwən koʊts.

Usually we do. But I was just, uh, just changed to go home. And, um, then I thought I'd take this final call.

ˈjuʒəwəli wi du. bət aɪ wɑz ʤɪst, ə, ʤɪst ʧeɪnʤd tɪ goʊ hoʊm. ənd, əm, ðɛn aɪ θɔt aɪd teɪk ðɪs ˈfaɪnəl kɔl.

Great. If you don't mind, I would like something too. Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?

greɪt. ɪf ju doʊnt maɪnd, aɪ wʊd laɪk ˈsəmθɪŋ tu. kʊd ju brɪŋ mi əp səm ˈrɪli, ˈrɪli koʊld ˈwɔtər?

I'll see what I can do.

aɪl si wət aɪ kən du.

Still, not sparkling.

stɪl, nɑt ˈspɑrkəlɪŋ.

Absolutely. Ice-cold still water.

ˌæbsəˈlutli. ice-cold stɪl ˈwɔtər.

Unless of course it's illegal in the U.K. to serve beverages below room temperature. I wouldn't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim, now.

ənˈlɛs əv kɔrs ɪts ˌɪˈligəl ɪn ðə u.k. tɪ sərv ˈbɛvrɪʤɪz bɪˈloʊ rum ˈtɛmpərəʧər. aɪ ˈwʊdənt wɔnt ju goʊɪŋ tɪ ʤeɪl ʤɪst tɪ ˈsætɪsˌfaɪ maɪ wɪm, naʊ.

No, I'm sure it's fine.

noʊ, əm ʃʊr ɪts faɪn.

Thank you. Hey, one more thing. If you don't mind, could you adios these dirty dishes and take out that trash too?

θæŋk ju. heɪ, wən mɔr θɪŋ. ɪf ju doʊnt maɪnd, kʊd ju ˌɑdiˈoʊs ðiz ˈdərti ˈdɪʃɪz ənd teɪk aʊt ðət træʃ tu?

Right.

raɪt.

No. No. Um, don't, don't, don't do that. I don't think it's his job to clear.

noʊ. noʊ. əm, doʊnt, doʊnt, doʊnt du ðət. aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk ɪts hɪz ʤɑb tɪ klɪr.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's your name, man?

oʊ, əm ˈsɑri. əm ˈsɑri. wəts jʊr neɪm, mæn?

Bernie.

ˈbərni.

Oh, listen, Bernie. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Hey, you.

oʊ, ˈlɪsən, ˈbərni. θæŋk ju. aɪ ˈrɪli əˈpriʃiˌeɪt ɪt. heɪ, ju.

So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?

soʊ, tɛl mi. tɛl mi, tɛl mi. gʊd səˈpraɪz ər ˈnæsti səˈpraɪz?

Good surprise.

gʊd səˈpraɪz.

Oh, you're such a liar. She hates surprises. Hey, what are you going to order?

oʊ, jʊr səʧ ə laɪər. ʃi heɪts səˈpraɪzɪz. heɪ, wət ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ ˈɔrdər?

Huh?

hə?

From him. What are you going to order?

frəm ɪm. wət ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ ˈɔrdər?

Oh, um, I haven't decided yet.

oʊ, əm, aɪ ˈhævənt ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd jɛt.

Oh, don't overdo it. I don't want people saying, "There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend."

oʊ, doʊnt ˈoʊvərˈdu ɪt. aɪ doʊnt wɔnt ˈpipəl seɪɪŋ, "ðɛr goʊz ðət ˈfeɪməs ˈæktər wɪθ ðə bɪg, fæt ˈgərlˌfrɛnd."

I should leave. This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with.

aɪ ʃʊd liv. ðɪs ɪz ə ˈfɛrli streɪnʤ ˌriˈæləˌti tɪ bi feɪst wɪθ.

I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.

əm soʊ ˈsɑri. aɪ doʊnt noʊ wət tɪ seɪ.

Well, I think "good-bye" is traditional.

wɛl, aɪ θɪŋk "ˈgʊdˌbaɪ" ɪz trəˈdɪʃənəl.